Pure Aki

[Elite]

43 minutes ago, Sixtimes Dog said:

According to his Wikipedia article, he's 58 today. Happy birthday!

Hope someone got him this..

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

[Chairman Meow]

I don't know if Aki is on tour or the fact I tell loads of people up here the legend of purps has created a copycat.

 

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/teenage-boy-approached-stranger-who-16753169?fbclid=IwAR3x4d73ZG8B1Rt0qX5RD6TE04FQBh_CQ-TvbANS7JWU7jhM53bwxq9rv1U

 

 

[cloggypop]

46 minutes ago, chevettehs said:

I don't know if Aki is on tour or the fact I tell loads of people up here the legend of purps has created a copycat.

 

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/teenage-boy-approached-stranger-who-16753169?fbclid=IwAR3x4d73ZG8B1Rt0qX5RD6TE04FQBh_CQ-TvbANS7JWU7jhM53bwxq9rv1U

 

 

It's Purps

 

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/akinwale-arobieke-newcastle-city-centre-16751396

[Chairman Meow]

Awesome

 

[Bjornebye]

He's conquered all of Northern England....

He's never gonna stop....

From biceps down to ankles....

He'll touch the fucking lot........

From Rainfall to Harrogate....

Gateshead to Sheil Road....

His name is Purple Aki....

And he'll touch the fucking lot.....

Aki Aki Aki

Aki Aki Akiiii 

 

[Section_31]

The new Barclay's ad. Great to see he's turned his life around.

[Harry Squatter]

Started his own loan company ages ago though Purpleloans.co.uk

[littletedwest]

Picture of him with a mate of mine (guy in white top) mate said he was flattered 

[Harry Squatter]

[littletedwest]

[Harry Squatter]

[chrisbonnie]

I do love this people aki thread. 

 

I remember hearing stories about him when I was on holidays back in the early 90's in North Wales. I was palling about with two lads from Litherland and the stuff they where telling me was crazy. 

 

99% of it was completely false mind you. But it's always stuck with me. 

 

I've myth they told me about people aki was that he basically took young lads and played X's and O's on their bodies with a blade. 

 

Kids and their imaginations...... 

[Harry Squatter]

[Stickman]

Gyms open 25th July you say.....

 

[Bjornebye]

 

 

 

[halewood pete]

[Elite]

Some funny stories on this.

[Rico1304]

34 minutes ago, Elite said:

Some funny stories on this.

I can’t imagine anything more scary than being sent down.  It must be fucking terrifying. 

[Harry Squatter]

[YorkshireRed]

[Section_31]

Freaks me out how he always looks the same. He was old when I was a kid, and now I'm the same age as him. He always looks like his poster, like someone sprinkled magic on it and it came to life.

[Elite]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Freaks me out how he always looks the same. He was old when I was a kid, and now I'm the same age as him. He always looks like his poster, like someone sprinkled magic on it and it came to life.

I don't think he's human. He's like some ancient supernatural being that Stephen King has created similar to John Coffey.

[Elite]

 

[Section_31]

3 minutes ago, Elite said:

I don't think he's human. He's like some ancient supernatural being that Stephen King has created similar to John Coffey.

I reckon he's a Nazi superweapon built for revenge after the high command found out it was a soldier from St Helens who first stormed the Eagles Nest and stole all the wine.

 

He's like that colonel from Hellboy but instead of knives up his sleeves he's got cocks. 

 

In 45 he got run over by a Sherman tank near the French village of St Papan De Cock, the crew were later seen escaping from the hatch having all had a complete anal prolapse.