Pure Aki

[Kloppite]

Wonder how you know....

He lived not far from mine for ducking donkey years.

 

I also think it may have been purple if memory serves me rightly, seriously.

[Bjornebye]

He lived not far from mine for ducking donkey years.

 

I also think it may have been purple if memory serves me rightly, seriously.

 

 

Hahaha what a lad 

[Bjornebye]

 

This is comedy. But the bit when "the devil" gets fucked off from the front of The Grafton with the film crew watching just made me piss myself. 

[Section_31]

The bit about him hiding in a pond in sefton park when someone was after him was ace. 'my allies....are deception...and sub, sub-ter-fuge.'

[Harry Squatter]

Or when he says "many people have tried to find out where I live and made attempts on my life" when they are filming right outside his house. EVERY OUNCE OF MY FIBRE. EVERY OUNCE OF MY WARRIOR BEING. RUSS.

[Harry Squatter]

The bit about him hiding in a pond in sefton park when someone was after him was ace. 'my allies....are deception...and sub, sub-ter-fuge.'

His book is comedy gold. He reckons he has spiderman senses because he didn't get in a range rover with a scall who planned to throw him in an acid vat.

[Strontium]

His book is comedy gold. He reckons he has spiderman senses because he didn't get in a range rover with a scall who planned to throw him in an acid vat.

What's his book called, Further Adventures of Walter Mitty?

[Harry Squatter]

He's now telling the Echo that Jimmy Saville abused him as a kid.

 

"I always wear a Jim'll Fix It badge Dan"

[Harry Squatter]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/stephen-french-says-jimmy-savile-13366444.amp

[Bjornebye]

 

 

[Sugar Ape]

[Anny Road]

One of my best mates as a kid always made out that he had a better physique than me because I got snubbed by Purb and he got hit on.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

He's a bit of a black comedy (for want of a better phrase) figure. But, amongst the laughs and that, I still remember that he's a bit sinister and scared one lad so much that he ran to his death in a bid to escape the muscular squeezes from Purps' gargantuan meathooks. 

[Aventus]

I've been seeing these around Manchester lately. 

[Bjornebye]

10 minutes ago, Aventus said:

I've been seeing these around Manchester lately. 

Only about 25 years too late 

[SammyAftershave]

Is that top one an original Banksy?

[cloggypop]

He's somehow moved from a genuine menace to urban myth to national treasure 

[Harry Squatter]

When I worked in Cambridge I told a couple of lads down there loads of stories about him.

 

They went on a stag weekend to Newcastle and we're staying in a YHA sharing a room with a load of scousers. Once they heard them talking about him they reeled off tons of the stories I had told them. 

 

They said these scouse lads were crying laughing about how 5 lads from Cambridge knew about him measuring lads biceps in Llandudno and getting his head kicked in outside the Grapes in Thornton while someone threatened to drive over his legs in a transit van.

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Doctor Troy said:

When I worked in Cambridge I told a couple of lads down there loads of stories about him.

 

They went on a stag weekend to Newcastle and we're staying in a YHA sharing a room with a load of scousers. Once they heard them talking about him they reeled off tons of the stories I had told them. 

 

They said these scouse lads were crying laughing about how 5 lads from Cambridge knew about him measuring lads biceps in Llandudno and getting his head kicked in outside the Grapes in Thornton while someone threatened to drive over his legs in a transit van.

 

My bird is friends with/used to work for a proper posh cunt from Sudbury in Suffolk. Multi-millionaire, heir to a fortune and owns about half of the business premises in the town we live in. 

 

He came to a BBQ for my birthday a few years back and spent the entire afternoon asking me and my best mate for stories about Aki. This fella is the last person I’d have thought would have heard of him. 

 

Purps is not just a North-West phenomenon. He’s gone nationwide. 

[Leyton388]

He's the hero Manchester deserves.

[Bjornebye]

I bought this off eBay about 4 years ago 

 

[cloggypop]

Liverpool bins should have that design. 

 

About time it wasn't all about the Beatles. 

[Gruntfuttock]

I saw him standing on West Street in Sheffield a couple of years back.Me and my dad were waiting for a tram

as we were off to watch the speedway and I noticed this big guy 50 yards away and thought,wow,Purple Aki!

 

And a few other people have seen him around these parts over the years.

 

There was a 'Purple Aki' sign at Wrestlemania for a few years as well!

[Captain Turdseye]

11 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

I bought this off eBay about 4 years ago 

 

 

Sweaty neck there, Stig. Had you just finished your squats?

[Bjornebye]

46 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Sweaty neck there, Stig. Had you just finished your squats?

I think its a shadow mate