Tea and biscuits

[Remmie]

Christ. 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

In today's episode, Simon makes a peanut butter sandwich.

[Numero Veinticinco]

18 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Christ. 

 

 

I watched that in dumbfounded silence, then after it finished I waited about five seconds before laughing and shaking my head. I just don’t know how that happens. I mean, for fuck sakes. 

[Tony Moanero]

22 minutes ago, Remmie said:

Christ. 

 

 

 

[Jairzinho]

5 hours ago, Remmie said:

Christ. 

 

 

[Guest]

7 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

In today's episode, Simon makes a peanut butter sandwich.

Smash the peanuts into the butter, butter the bread trying to include a few peanuts and place the slices together. Try to ensure the dry sides of the bread are in contact with each other, so that after hearing the sandwich you are left with butter and hopefully peanuts on your hands. Lick them clean.

[Bjornebye]

7 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

In today's episode, Simon makes a peanut butter sandwich.

"I got the peanut butter but unfortunately I'm out of bread so I'm going to use two extra thick slices of ham, you'll have to use your imagination." 

[Guest]

8 hours ago, Remmie said:

Christ. 

 

 

A bit more detail here...

 

[Mudface]

Ban this sick filth.

[Bjornebye]

She should have her daughter taken off her for starters. 

[Remmie]

That daughter has no chance in life, does she? 

[skend04]

39 minutes ago, S.i.t.M aka The Boring One™ said:

A bit more detail here...

 

What in the actual fuck is that? 

 

The American police are clearly kneeling on the wrong necks, they need to be persecuting these Stepford Wife mofo's.

[Trumo]

On 10/06/2020 at 00:44, Remmie said:

Christ. 

 

 

 

I saw that on BBC Breakfast and the level of wrongness is off the charts. Half a mug of tepid water topped off with milk before adding the tea bag and a whole pack of Tate & Lyle. Better off filling the mug with swill from the Boston Sound, just like their forefathers.

[Evelyn Tentions]

She must have really warped view of Britain and Britons.

Noticeable the demented slag doesn't actually drink any.

[stringvest]

On 10/06/2020 at 09:43, Remmie said:

That daughter has no chance in life, does she? 

She could donate her forehead for skin grafts.

 

That said, the most offensive thing about the whole video is the ceiling.  I mean, Artex in this day and age?

[Sugar Ape]

Just made myself a cup of tea, went to get my packet of custard creams and my bastard wife and child have eaten them. 
 

I could only see a packet of Jaffa cakes left so was about to go mental when I spotted a packet of Shortbread at the back of the cupboard. Crisis averted. 

[mattyq]

2 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Just made myself a cup of tea, went to get my packet of custard creams and my bastard wife and child have eaten them. 
 

I could only see a packet of Jaffa cakes left so was about to go mental when I spotted a packet of Shortbread at the back of the cupboard. Crisis averted. 

They obviously hate you and this is their way of showing it

Could have been worse... Jammy Dodgers!

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Just made myself a cup of tea, went to get my packet of custard creams and my bastard wife and child have eaten them. 
 

I could only see a packet of Jaffa cakes left so was about to go mental when I spotted a packet of Shortbread at the back of the cupboard. Crisis averted. 

Fingers or petticoat tails?

[Tony Moanero]

21 minutes ago, mattyq said:

They obviously hate you and this is their way of showing it

Could have been worse... Jammy Dodgers!

Eh? Shortbread is boss.

[Sugar Ape]

41 minutes ago, mattyq said:

They obviously hate you and this is their way of showing it

Could have been worse... Jammy Dodgers!

I’d rather they showed they hate me by spitting in my food or something. Goes beyond hatred eating a mans custard creams. 

20 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Fingers or petticoat tails?

Fingers, Tony.