Jump to content
  • Sign up for free and receive a month's subscription

    You are viewing this page as a guest. That means you are either a member who has not logged in, or you have not yet registered with us. Signing up for an account only takes a minute and it means you will no longer see this annoying box! It will also allow you to get involved with our friendly(ish!) community and take part in the discussions on our forums. And because we're feeling generous, if you sign up for a free account we will give you a month's free trial access to our subscriber only content with no obligation to commit. Register an account and then send a private message to @dave u and he'll hook you up with a subscription.

Tea and biscuits


Sugar Ape
 Share

Recommended Posts

My wife is obsessed with slimming world even though she hasn't got an ounce of fat on her and that means my life is hell too even though I'm not dieting.

 

Snide comments every time I have a packet of crisps and I'll divorce her if she says " a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips " to me again.

 

Tonight, however, she's knackered and has gone to bed early so I've made myself a big mug of tea and I'm going to eat a double pack of custard creams in their entirety. In peace. Heaven.

  • Upvote 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

My wife is obsessed with slimming world even though she hasn't got an ounce of fat on her and that means my life is hell too even though I'm not dieting.

 

Snide comments every time I have a packet of crisps and I'll divorce her if she says " a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips " to me again.

 

Tonight, however, she's knackered and has gone to bed early so I've made myself a big mug of tea and I'm going to eat a double pack of custard creams in their entirety. In peace. Heaven.

 

I remember doing something similar many years ago with a cup of tea and a double pack of chocolate bourbons. I woke up at 3am and was sick. Thinking back there was a definite point where I knew I should have stopped.

 

Take it slowly and enjoy them until you're not enjoying them.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

I remember doing something similar many years ago with a cup of tea and a double pack of chocolate bourbons. I woke up at 3am and was sick. Thinking back there was a definite point where I knew I should have stopped.

 

Take it slowly and enjoy them until you're not enjoying them.

Too late for that. I enjoyed them up to, and including, the very last one then briefly thought of continuing but only had a packet of plain digestives left. Can't follow custard creams with them, it'd be an outrage.

  • Upvote 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

My wife is obsessed with slimming world even though she hasn't got an ounce of fat on her and that means my life is hell too even though I'm not dieting.

 

Snide comments every time I have a packet of crisps and I'll divorce her if she says " a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips " to me again.

 

Tonight, however, she's knackered and has gone to bed early so I've made myself a big mug of tea and I'm going to eat a double pack of custard creams in their entirety. In peace. Heaven.

I have just ate a packet of pigs in a blanket that whrre left over from christmas
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Too late for that. I enjoyed them up to, and including, the very last one then briefly thought of continuing but only had a packet of plain digestives left. Can't follow custard creams with them, it'd be an outrage.

Wow, impressive biscuit skills. Digestives with a little cheese are awesome but not after custard creams and definitely not with tea.
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Guest Pistonbroke

I still had some Yorkshire Tea in. I'm not that fussy these days though. Any UK tea > Dutch tea

 

I'm the same. Got a Sri Lankan shop where I live though and they sell Yorkshire, Tetley, Typhoo and PG tips. PG Tips is only €7.99 for 300 catering (2 cup) tea bags so I buy that. These days I drink tea Black with no sugar so all varieties mentioned taste good. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

My wife is obsessed with slimming world even though she hasn't got an ounce of fat on her and that means my life is hell too even though I'm not dieting.

 

Snide comments every time I have a packet of crisps and I'll divorce her if she says " a minute on the lips, a lifetime on the hips " to me again.

 

Tonight, however, she's knackered and has gone to bed early so I've made myself a big mug of tea and I'm going to eat a double pack of custard creams in their entirety. In peace. Heaven.

I wish my wife was a bit more obsessed with her weight instead of ignoring it,like your missus. There are never two of them who think alike when you want them to.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

Join the conversation

You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

Guest
Reply to this topic...

×   Pasted as rich text.   Paste as plain text instead

  Only 75 emoji are allowed.

×   Your link has been automatically embedded.   Display as a link instead

×   Your previous content has been restored.   Clear editor

×   You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL.

 Share


×
×
  • Create New...