Simon Green - Who Am I?

[Mudface]

1 minute ago, Chocoholic said:

Yes, they are, as nobody at IMdB would know anything about an unknown newcomer like Simon.

Not even his sheer stockings guts and determination?

[Anubis]

Top billing on the poster!

 

[Evelyn Tentions]

4 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

Anyone know where I can see 'Roofied' ? 

 

It looks like a film about someone getting spiked with drugs but knowing Si its probably about someone stealing his roof. 

It's got a rating of 1.1/10 from 125 people on imdb so it's definitely not a classic!

Final score stars Pierce Brosnan and is available on Typhoon if anyone's needing a time waster during lockdown

[Anubis]

Radio 4’s Thought For Today really are missing a trick.

 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich]

29 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Radio 4’s Thought For Today really are missing a trick.

 

 

 

In English?

[Dougie Do'ins]

On 09/04/2020 at 00:17, TheHowieLama said:

Who was the other fella on here who recently published a book?

Agent Provocateur wrote a book. 

[sir roger]

2 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Agent Provocateur wrote a book. 

I think that was my fault Dougie , I am useless with names and got Agent Provocateur mixed up with Carvalho Diiablo when I was pushing his second book on Amazon Kindle. AP's two books are called ' Mother Russia ' and ' Defcon 1 ' under the name Daniel Thomas and are both excellent.

 

Apologies to all concerned.

[Bjornebye]

5 hours ago, Anubis said:

Radio 4’s Thought For Today really are missing a trick.

 

 

 

That will be in the tabloids the day after he wins his first Oscar. 

[TheHowieLama]

13 hours ago, Anubis said:

Top billing on the poster!

 

Good for him.

[TheHowieLama]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

I think that was my fault Dougie , I am useless with names and got Agent Provocateur mixed up with Carvalho Diiablo when I was pushing his second book on Amazon Kindle. AP's two books are called ' Mother Russia ' and ' Defcon 1 ' under the name Daniel Thomas and are both excellent.

 

Apologies to all concerned.

Are they individual novels or a series? I'll give one a go.

[sir roger]

Stand alone stories  but with some of the same characters in both.

[Elite]

10 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

In English?

You're rewarded with sex by your missus for kindly doing the dishes but if you lied about doing the dishes and still proceeded to have sex with her, you're technically a rapist.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

You're rewarded with sex by your missus for kindly doing the dishes but if you lied about doing the dishes and still proceeded to have sex with her, you're technically a rapist.

Crikey! Is he thinking of taking the Bar exam? Simon discussing points of Law is a bit like a Zebra playing croquet.

[Sugar Ape]

Fantastic. 
 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Simon. 
 

[Guest]

10 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

Fantastic. 
 

 

There is no better way to win an argument than to bamboozle your opponents with some made up nonsense.

[Elite]

He's like personification of a Bruno Mars song.

 

'I'd catch a grenade for you,

Oh I'd run through some flames on a low-budget movie set for you'

[Jairzinho]

[Strontium]

Sad how people just discount his experience as an extra in a movie riot.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

14 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

Sad how people just discount his experience as an extra in a movie riot.

 

Their loss. Me personally, I'm going to reach out to him to garner as much of his wisdom as I can.

[mattyq]

I'm thinking of putting a little red book together, The Words & Wisdom of Mr Simon Green Esq or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Baylift 

It'll be like those little books of calm or Dao or whatever with lots of daft pictures and pithy one liners from our hero

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, mattyq said:

I'm thinking of putting a little red book together, The Words & Wisdom of Mr Simon Green Esq or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Baylift 

It'll be like those little books of calm or Dao or whatever with lots of daft pictures and pithy one liners from our hero

Some of his threads should have been made into film. The plot unraveling is unrivalled. Hitchcock , Christopher Nolan etc could learn a thing or two. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Some of his threads should have been made into film. The plot unraveling is unrivalled. Hitchcock , Christopher Nolan etc could learn a thing or two. 

 

M. Night Shyamalan couldnt write the twists in his tales.

[Trumo]

50 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

 

Every time I see that gif posted, I wonder if anyone has considered that Maddy McCann might not actually be missing.

[Trumo]

Could make a decent trailer.

 

"Only one man dares to stave off the hordes of angry villagers as the riots take hold. Only one man will walk through rivers of fire to bring order and calm to a volatile situation. Only one man is on the speed dial of the local church elders. He will find back-up from an unlikely source - a couple of brothers who run a driveway tarmaccing business and have no tax records. ITV4 Entertainment-News-Thingy-Between-The-Adverts Action Hero Of The Year award nominee Simon Maroulis stars in Twin Pikeys: Fire Walk With Me. Coming to a social distancing drive-in near you this summer.