Simon Green - Who Am I?

[Anubis 17,924]

How come you got invited and we didn’t, Turdsey? You’re just another hanger on like in Entourage....

[Captain Turdseye 12,429]

9 minutes ago, Anubis said:

How come you got invited and we didn’t, Turdsey? You’re just another hanger on like in Entourage....

 

I was Si’s agent for a short while. He doesn’t forget the people who helped him get to where he is today. He’s not that kind of celeb. 

 

My only other client was Barry off Eastenders. 

[VladimirIlyich 7,826]

Maroulis? I preferred the Celery Bad Boy.

[sir roger 6,408]

10 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

I was Si’s agent for a short while. He doesn’t forget the people who helped him get to where he is today. He’s not that kind of celeb. 

 

My only other client was Barry off Eastenders. 

Did OnePunch Jarv make the reception ?

[Dougie Do'ins 9,691]

2 minutes ago, sir roger said:

Did OnePunch Jarv make the reception ?

He in jail now.

[RobbieOR 1,517]

Fair play to the guy. Seems to be enjoying what he's doing.

[Dr Nowt 24,354]

15 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Some pics from the big premiere last night. 

 

Is that Steve Bunce?

[mattyq 2,050]

42 minutes ago, RobbieOR said:

Fair play to the guy. Seems to be enjoying what he's doing.

One Punch Jarv?

Do they have horses in jail?

[Elite 9,355]

15 minutes ago, mattyq said:

One Punch Jarv?

Do they have horses in jail?

Not any vertical ones if he's in there.

[Bjornebye 26,818]

Perpetual Motion Picture 

[Anubis 17,924]

Looks like it’s going straight to online video, sadly. Would have like to have seen Si get a cinema release, even if only a limited one.

 

http://evolutionaryfilms.com/eleven/

[Ezekiel 25:17 3,353]

On 11/2/2018 at 7:39 PM, polymerpunkah said:

Famous or not, I'll always admire him for his charity work.

His walks for Mencap.

[Ezekiel 25:17 3,353]

On 11/3/2018 at 9:11 AM, Anubis said:

Hopefully he’s not washed them in the washing machine.

 

On 11/3/2018 at 9:03 AM, Paulie Dangerously said:

I wonder if he still wears the trainees I sold him

 

 

The washing machine had Purplepteluar motion.

[Ezekiel 25:17 3,353]

Me;Dave paid you off din't he ?? 
Simon: yes, quite a LOT of money.
Me; you wasted most of it
Simon- I didn't waste it.
Me;- Tell them what you spent it on.
Simon; I released my own movie, if that's a waste.
Me- It didn't even get in the top 100 imdb! 
Simon: Good.
Didn't want it to.
Next? 
Me; How much did it cost?
Simon:  ''Cost'' is a bit misleading because I paid for everything.
Studio time, pasties, PR costs.
Me:- Roughly, how much did you spend? - 

Simon Roughly? £42,000.
But that's all outgoings.
That's not taking into account the money I made from the dvds sold.

Me; - How much did you make? - 

Simon; I had my own label, ''clear and Squeasant danger productions''.
Um, I was taking the lion's share, so I made a clear £1 profit for every DVD sold.

Me; How many DVDs did you sell? 

Simon; -  overall.......150.


me;- That was mainly to Turdseye and family.

[BatChainPuller 90]

20 hours ago, sir roger said:

Did OnePunch Jarv make the reception ?

Apparently his role as an extra in the production of War Horse didn't go too well.

 

 

[Captain Turdseye 12,429]

I haven’t got Sky. It’s not up on Kodi yet. 

 

 

[VladimirIlyich 7,826]

On 11/13/2018 at 12:52 PM, Anubis said:

Looks like it’s going straight to online video, sadly. Would have like to have seen Si get a cinema release, even if only a limited one.

 

http://evolutionaryfilms.com/eleven/

Si will be disappointed not to be in the first five cast members named by the film company. Its a shame because at least I've heard of Si.

[Bjornebye 26,818]

He will make it. The lad has got prowess. 

[lifetime fan 11,005]

 

[Captain Turdseye 12,429]

Si’s written and produced his own show. Episode one is coming soon. Classic Simon. 

 

 

 

He has to cast himself as the character that lost the finger, surely?

[Elite 9,355]

He should read his old threads on here and do them about that. 

[Anubis 17,924]

The dog thread has all the elements of a classic Nordic crime thriller.

[cloggypop 11,162]

Get in! 

[Dougie Do'ins 9,691]

30 minutes ago, Elite said:

He should read his old threads on here and do them about that. 

He asked Dave to delete them all didn't he ?

[Elite 9,355]

1 hour ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

He asked Dave to delete them all didn't he ?

No idea. In the right hands they could be hilarious comedy scripts.