Simon Green - Who Am I?

[lifetime fan]

Born 4th August

Check the birthday thread on the 4th of August.

[Remmie]

Not quite sure what's going on here: https://www.facebook.com/jonah.ripley/videos/2014462045251756/

[Jennings]

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[Jennings]

Not quite sure what's going on here: https://www.facebook.com/jonah.ripley/videos/2014462045251756/

 

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[Remmie]

Not sure if you have to have a facebook account to view it, but probably. No other way to embed it that I know/can be arsed with.

[Anny Road]

Can’t for the life of me understand the interest people have with this clown.

He may be a nice lad or whatever but he is a complete Walter Mitty and you are enabling it.

 

If he took it in jest fair enough but he is serious.

[Anubis]

Simon is going to be starting as Private Hardwick in an upcoming WWI feature film called Eleven. 

[Elite]

18 pages, some of our players don't have threads this long.

[Rico1304]

59 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Simon is going to be starting as Private Hardwick in an upcoming WWI feature film called Eleven. 

You mean Simon Maroulis?

[Fugitive]

7 minutes ago, rico1304 said:

You mean Simon Maroulis?

He’s a fucking special idiot.

 

 

 

[cloggypop]

You have to respect his ability to grow as an actor. He's 6 foot 2 on IMDB yet only 5' 11" here

 

https://www.mandy.com/actor/profile/simon-green-2#

[Elite]

The screen adds a few inches.

[cloggypop]

Lucky for Simon since he is willing to do nudity. 

[Anubis]

He'll always be Simon LFC Green to me. I've just seen he's in Final Score. I'm going to have to watch it now. Does Dave Bautista shoot him?

[Lee909]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Simon is going to be starting as Private Hardwick in an upcoming WWI feature film called Eleven. 

[Dougie Do'ins]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

He'll always be Simon LFC Green to me. I've just seen he's in Final Score. I'm going to have to watch it now. Does Dave Bautista shoot him?

Just had a look at his IMDb page. Give the fucker his due, he's having a go. Hope he makes it.

[manwiththestick]

When he's famous we can all sit back and tell our grandchildren stories about dags, missing mopeds, pasty related cycle accidents, inventing a perpetual motion device, proof of time travel and Chinese fannies.

[Guest]

I wonder if he wrote this himself on IMDB?

 

Simon Green is an actor and writer from Warrington,Cheshire. He often traveled across the UK working as a chef for a period of 6 years until he decided to step into the film Industry as an actor and writer out of shear guts and determination. His first ever on screen performance came from the feature film 'Breathe Easy' where Simon played Steve, one of the main characters. Since then he has appeared in and written for numerous projects varying from short sketches to feature films.

[SammyAftershave]

 

Replace the 'ET' with 'Celery Bad Boy'.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

His talents are endless. He's even managed to land himself a 5 year contract playing for Napoli in Serie A.

[cloggypop]

2 hours ago, manwiththestick said:

When he's famous we can all sit back and tell our grandchildren stories about dags, missing mopeds, pasty related cycle accidents, inventing a perpetual motion device, proof of time travel and Chinese fannies.

And they will look at us with a "yeah right grandad" look on their face. Like when my mate's dad was going senile and was telling me that in the old days your heart used to be in your arm. 

[Anubis]

Having now watched Final Score I can report that we do not, unfortunately, ever get a close up of Simon. However, he survives. Hurrah.

[TheBitch]

If he ever forgets where he came from I will be furious. We made him the man he is today. 

[Captain Turdseye]

On 10/6/2018 at 11:10 AM, Anubis said:

Simon is going to be starting as Private Hardwick in an upcoming WWI feature film called Eleven. 

 

Trailer is out. I repeat TRAILER IS OUT. 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Fair play to him. After the amount of neg possies he had on him at times on here, the trenches would have been a walk in the park.