Simon Green - Who Am I?

[TheBitch]

Does he look like a bitch

 

No.

[Joe Strummer]

He makes Chesney from Coronation Street look like Marlon Brando.

[Lee909]

Always like Si but instantly thought this is him as a kid

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

[manwiththestick]

You need to replace the stick with a pasty and it's pretty accurate.

[TheHowieLama]

If the kid was singing it would be better.

[cloggypop]

Needs more squesant

[Bjornebye]

And the bike needs to have the wheels taken off 

[Josef Svejk]

He makes Chesney from Coronation Street look like Marlon Brando.

He's on a par with Dev, in fairness.

[Rico1304]

I have a mate who wanted make films. We used to take the piss out of him as he worked at Burtons in Stockport.

 

He now spends the summer on Dr Dre's super yacht.

 

Unfortunately Si wouldn't have got the job at Burtons.

[Furmedge]

He's been put forward for a mobile phone advert and forwarded me on a pizza ad he's done. Fucking boss lad, hope he does well in the acting game.

 

https://youtu.be/8eMwAkN2sEQ

[Anubis]

Ace. Hopefully he gets the phone ad as well. I don't want to see him stuck in straight-to-video Dave Courtney shite.

[Bjornebye]

Get in. He's one of our own.

[cloggypop]

Simon LFC Green > Dave Courtney

[TheHowieLama]

Proper Cheese.

[Jennings]

24 inches of pure heaven. Whaddaguy!

[Bobby Hundreds]

Made up for him. Just want him to earn enough money for him to fund his perpetual motion machine and his circular thing that squirts liquid. Be cool if he could use the platform fame gives him to tell the world about his incredible discovery of combining beef with tomato.. sensational.

 

I really do hope he does well. He's a good egg.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Made up for him. Just want him to earn enough money for him to fund his perpetual motion machine and his circular thing that squirts liquid. Be cool if he could use the platform fame gives him to tell the world about his incredible discovery of combining beef with tomato.. sensational.

 

I really do hope he does well. He's a good egg.

Let's face it, Attenborough won't be around for much longer. Would either incredible to see Si catch a squeasant live on camera.

[Trumo]

Let's face it, Attenborough won't be around for much longer. Would either incredible to see Si catch a squeasant live on camera.

 

That would make him the new Steve Irwin. Crikey!

[Bjornebye]

He's been put forward for a mobile phone advert and forwarded me on a pizza ad he's done. Fucking boss lad, hope he does well in the acting game.

 

 

 

Ive just watched it for the first time. Only Si wouldn't be able to get that thing through the fucking door 

[VladimirIlyich]

He's going to end up on one of those Saturday Morning Cookery shows and start lecturing the chefs on how to do things properly. The Chefs will tell him to do one so he will shit in their sink.

[VladimirIlyich]

Ive just watched it for the first time. Only Si wouldn't be able to get that thing through the fucking door

Just seen it myself and its gotta be a spoof? Simon has gone from a pizza delivery boy to a,ahem...pizza delivery boy.

[manwiththestick]

Yeh, talk about type casting.

[cochyn]

Just seen it myself and its gotta be a spoof? Simon has gone from a pizza delivery boy to a,ahem...pizza delivery boy.

 

From a real pizza delivery boy to pretend pizza delivery boy no less. 

 

Who ever knew Simon had been method-acting his whole life? No wonder Daniel Day Lewis has stepped aside.

[Carvalho Diablo]

From a real pizza delivery boy to pretend pizza delivery boy no less.

 

Who ever knew Simon had been method-acting his whole life? No wonder Daniel Day Lewis has stepped aside.

Or Robin Askwyth.