Simon Green - Who Am I?

[John102]

Was having a quick read of one of his old posts only yesterday. Was worried about the Baylifts coming round about a 10 pound debt on an unpaid phone bill.

 

Lad was off to China too. 

 

Come a long way, though unsure if via China.

[Dr Nowt]

55 minutes ago, Elite said:

No idea. In the right hands they could be hilarious comedy scripts.

What’s this script Dave’s writing again?

 

Simon’s threads disappeared around the same time I believe.

[Carvalho Diablo]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

No idea. In the right hands they could be hilarious comedy scripts.

Green > Pilkington

[Elite]

8 minutes ago, John102 said:

Was having a quick read of one of his old posts only yesterday. Was worried about the Baylifts coming round about a 10 pound debt on an unpaid phone bill.

 

Lad was off to China too. 

 

Come a long way, though unsure if via China.

I'd be worried if one of these turned up on my doorstep as well...

 

[Bjornebye]

23 minutes ago, Elite said:

I'd be worried if one of these turned up on my doorstep as well...

 

Haha terrifying. Be like Interstellar where all the combine harvesters turn up at the house unannounced. 

[RobbieOR]

Accidental Simon Green 

[Numero Veinticinco]

On 28/03/2019 at 18:09, Captain Turdseye said:

Si’s written and produced his own show. Episode one is coming soon. Classic Simon. 

 

 

 

He has to cast himself as the character that lost the finger, surely?

[Sugar Ape]

[TheHowieLama]

#foodfascist

[alles ist gut]

He’s right about vegans, they can advocate their lifestyle but they don’t have the right to go Brechin the law

[Bjornebye]

Stop Fucking Kaleing People You Cunts 

[manwiththestick]

I reckon he means Pagans.

 

 

[Trumo]

I think I can see why vegans would have a problem with 6p curry sauce and Ryvita sandwiches.

[Lee909]

6 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

 

The bastards probably threw paint on his new squesants fur coat

[Elite]

He's got a stage name straight out of Toast of London.

[Anubis]

He’s clearly come down on the side of Lifey against Seasons.

[Anubis]

Simon on Brexit.

 

 

 

[Anubis]

Wedding? Wedding?? And we’re not invited??? I’ll bet he’s invited that cunt, Dave Courtney. This won’t do. This won’t do at all. 

 

 

 

 

 

[Bjornebye]

Piss his sides? Mine are splitting here 

[VladimirIlyich]

He hates Vegans but can do wonders with vegetables. The Celery Celebrity.

[Dougie Do'ins]

Simon's getting married ?

[Fugitive]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

Simon on Brexit.

 

 

 

Fucking Integrants

[sir roger]

They are presumably squeasants that have come in from abroad

[VladimirIlyich]

8 hours ago, Fugitive said:

Fucking Integrants

Pissing on your sides is a nice party trick. Beats shitting in a sink.

[Captain Turdseye]

12 hours ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

Simon's getting married ?

 

Got himself a nice Hungarian girl. I’m hoping Si moves in around the corner from PestiRed.