Danny Ings

[Anny Road]

Not many big name scorers scored more goals away from home than they did at home, but some include:

 

Giggs - 60 out of 109

Adebayor - 50 out of 97

Kane - 42 out of 80

Bellamy - 41 out of 79

Agbonlahor - 40 out of 73

Beckham - 36 out of 62

Benteke - 34 out of 66

Ekoku - 33 out of 52

Dzeko - 32 out of 50

Yaya - 31 out of 60

Beckhams record is not to shabby in that list is it.

[VladimirIlyich]

Beckhams record is not to shabby in that list is it.

Rebecca Loos can vouch for that.

[Tony Moanero]

Has anyone ever used their ball sack as a makeshift catapult?

[jimmycase]

Has anyone ever used their ball sack as a makeshift catapult?

 

Yeah but it didnt work very well Tony, not enough stretch and recoil (well, for me any road!).

[Heinze]

I like him because he looks like an oompa loompa.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Scored 4 and got 2 assists for the ressies.

 

Not dead yet?

[TheHowieLama]

[Strontium]

No chance, he's on Klopp's naughty list. He could cure cancer and solve world hunger and he'd stay on the list.

[Red74]

Seen him linked with a January move to Newcastle the other day. We can get near £20m for him this could be a good move for everyone.

[manwiththestick]

Seen him linked with a January move to Newcastle the other day. We can get near £20m for him this could be a good move for everyone.

What they smoking over at Red74's gaff?!

 

20 million?

[Captain]

No chance, he's on Klopp's naughty list. He could cure cancer and solve world hunger and he'd stay on the list.

What qualified him for that list?

[Red74]

What they smoking over at Red74's gaff?!

20 million?

Ings was linked with a £20m move away from us 12 months ago and the way we’ve distorted the market by spending the equivalent of the Neymar fee on Oxlade, I reckon £20m could be a bargain here.

 

P.s I was told this strain is called orange cream. Pretty good shit tbh.

[SlugTrail]

No chance, he's on Klopp's naughty list. He could cure cancer and solve world hunger and he'd stay on the list.

yeah but at least he's not a commy.

[SlugTrail]

Ings was linked with a £20m move away from us 12 months ago and the way we’ve distorted the market by spending the equivalent of the Neymar fee on Oxlade, I reckon £20m could be a bargain here.

P.s I was told this strain is called orange cream. Pretty good shit tbh.

otherwise known as David Dickensons Jizz.

[Red74]

otherwise known as David Dickensons Jizz.

Hahaha, shmoke my rep

[Strontium]

What qualified him for that list?

 

He got injured.

[Grinch]

If Ings is still worth £20m then it's no wonder fees for the likes of oxo cube are so disgusting.

 

I thought we would be lucky to get anyone to take his wages. He's done fuck all since his burnley days, even then he was barely above average.

[Pidge]

No chance, he's on Klopp's naughty list. He could cure cancer and solve world hunger and he'd stay on the list.

 

This happened since he played against Leicester, or did he have "no chance" of featuring before then?

[magicrat]

If Ings is still worth £20m then it's no wonder fees for the likes of oxo cube are so disgusting.

 

I thought we would be lucky to get anyone to take his wages. He's done fuck all since his burnley days, even then he was barely above average.

 

Burnley weren't the colossus they are today when Ings was at Turd Moor. He was good for them  He briefly showed promise for us when paired with Sturridge before he got crocked and Sturridge clocked off . I would like to see him get a last chance, 

[Mathewbet1]

any confirmed reports that this cat is still alive, we are paying this cat 50k a week for tattoo's and hijinks on twatter and instcram

[sir roger]

I don't really understand the Ings situation at all. If we were getting him fit in the U-23's, surely he is fit enough by now & should be in the match-day squads. If Jurgen has no intention of playing him then sell in January.

[Jay86]

I don't really understand the Ings situation at all. If we were getting him fit in the U-23's, surely he is fit enough by now & should be in the match-day squads. If Jurgen has no intention of playing him then sell in January.

He shouldn’t be in the match Day squads though, he’s pretty shite. Seems like a decent enough lad but he’s not good enough. I know Solanke doesn’t get loads of minutes but the few he gets he’s better off having them and learning than giving them to Ings who is never going to be a first team regular here. He’d have probably been sold a few years ago if he didn’t keep getting injured, ironically his injuries have given him a longer career here than he probably would have had had he stayed fit the whole time.

[Jairzinho]

Presumably we're binning him in January.

[dockers_strike]

2 very bad injuries still think there is room for him. Probably needs to go on loan in January to another Prem side to boost his fitness.

[Harry Squatter]

Fuck him off in January. Sounds harsh but he is never going to establish himself here. Probably hasn't got the pace now to play in our attack.