That thread

[Paul]

Fuckin' Noos!

[Nunavut Patrick]

Perhaps the Bluto refefence is out of line; I shall do my pennance in Honor of Mook with community service in Leith.

[Elmyn Noos]

I can't help but feel a touch negligent in my duty to the young men of the GF. In my absence, some of you have become nannied little tampons, who only have to mention that they're "in a dark place" or some other such pseudo-psych horseshit to have everyone come running with their balm infused tissues out wailing DON'T DO IT, and GET HELP.

 

To make this up to you, here are my top tips for manning the fuck up. There will be no charge for this service.

 

1. Don't keep apologising for shit. You're a man. Men do stuff. Sometimes other people don't like it. So fucking what? The ones that call you on it are usually the sort of asswipes that are always looking to big themselves up on the interweb by clambering onto a moral highground of their own making.

2. If you're feeling a bit down, keep it to yourself until you're ready to snap out of it. Feelings like that are best bottled up. Nobody likes a miserable cunt.

3 Don't keep apologising for shit.

4. Beer will make most things better again, and also provides an immediate all-emcompassing excuse for any behaviour with no grovelling apology needed - at least not to other men. A fellow man uttering the words "yeaah....I was a bit pissed" should always be met with a sympathetic nod and no further action required. Being a cunt occasionally when you're pissed does not mean you "have a drink problem"

5. Don't let internet social workers tell you that you have "problems".

6. Don't try and be like a woman. That's what women are for. It's not "being in touch with your feminine side" it's "being a pussy", and even women don't find blokes attractive who "understand" them and "treat me great when I'm at my worst or you sure as hell don't deserve me when I'm at my best". They'll treat you like the pussy you are whilst fucking your real man mate behind your back.

7. Most people are cunts, and thick cunts at that. Assume anyone you don't know for a fact is not a cunt, as a cunt, until they have proven themselves otherwise. Most times you will find your default position does not need altering.

8. Looking at an attractive woman and wanting to fuck them is normal.

9. Don't apologise for wanting to fuck a fit woman.

10. Watch old films. Men knew how to be men in old films. Don't watch ads for Nivea for Men. There is no such thing as Nivea for Men.

 

There you go. Any questions, PM me.  

[Lee909]

I feel more manly just reading that

[Hades]

Manly culture is what's killing young men that desperately need help. Suicide is wildly more prevalent in men than women.

 

Nothing more manly than being an emotionally stunted, victim-blaming prick.

[Curly]

I can't help but feel a touch negligent in my duty to the young men of the GF. In my absence, some of you have become nannied little tampons, who only have to mention that they're "in a dark place" or some other such pseudo-psych horseshit to have everyone come running with their balm infused tissues out wailing DON'T DO IT, and GET HELP.

 

To make this up to you, here are my top tips for manning the fuck up. There will be no charge for this service.

 

1. Don't keep apologising for shit. You're a man. Men do stuff. Sometimes other people don't like it. So fucking what? The ones that call you on it are usually the sort of asswipes that are always looking to big themselves up on the interweb by clambering onto a moral highground of their own making.

2. If you're feeling a bit down, keep it to yourself until you're ready to snap out of it. Feelings like that are best bottled up. Nobody likes a miserable cunt.

3 Don't keep apologising for shit.

4. Beer will make most things better again, and also provides an immediate all-emcompassing excuse for any behaviour with no grovelling apology needed - at least not to other men. A fellow man uttering the words "yeaah....I was a bit pissed" should always be met with a sympathetic nod and no further action required. Being a cunt occasionally when you're pissed does not mean you "have a drink problem"

5. Don't let internet social workers tell you that you have "problems".

6. Don't try and be like a woman. That's what women are for. It's not "being in touch with your feminine side" it's "being a pussy", and even women don't find blokes attractive who "understand" them and "treat me great when I'm at my worst or you sure as hell don't deserve me when I'm at my best". They'll treat you like the pussy you are whilst fucking your real man mate behind your back.

7. Most people are cunts, and thick cunts at that. Assume anyone you don't know for a fact is not a cunt, as a cunt, until they have proven themselves otherwise. Most times you will find your default position does not need altering.

8. Looking at an attractive woman and wanting to fuck them is normal.

9. Don't apologise for wanting to fuck a fit woman.

10. Watch old films. Men knew how to be men in old films. Don't watch ads for Nivea for Men. There is no such thing as Nivea for Men.

 

There you go. Any questions, PM me.

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[PestiRed]

I've taken Noos' advice about old movies and working my way through old Cary Grant &Rock Hudson movies. Have never felt more like a man

[KMD7]

I've taken Noos' advice about old movies and working my way through old Cary Grant &Rock Hudson movies. Have never felt more like a man

 

I've been watching Tyrone Power a lot as well

[Lee909]

Well in the past two days ive watched Cross of Iron,the great escape and a bridge too far. Cant get more manly than that without Clint

[Fowlers God]

The GF has gone so PC

[Carvalho Diablo]

The GF has gone so PC

Fuck off Wayne Sleep.

[VladimirIlyich]

Just taken Noos advice and stuck Queen and Bronski Beat at full blast on my stereo. 

[Alan Sex]

Just taken Noos advice and stuck Queen and Bronski Beat at full blast on my stereo.

 

Does it remind you of that time you got kicked out of your house for being a young gay fella? You know, that time you went to the pool and got attracted to a bloke but he wasn't gay and all his friends chased you and you ran away, turned away, ran away, crying to yourself, but they caught you and beat you up?

[Champ]

The GF has gone so PC

It really hasn't

[Alan Sex]

[Nunavut Patrick]

You know posting pics of random bird's arse is maybe a faux pas but posting a pic of stringvest witgout his permission is a step to far.

[RoboRiise]

What the hell is going on around here ?

 

That was surely a cue:

 

[Bjornebye]

Game set and match. 11 different fucks in 3 and a half months since I split up with cunt mctwatcunt. Still miss her. Fuck this world

[3 Stacks]

Game set and match. 11 different fucks in 3 and a half months since I split up with cunt mctwatcunt. Still miss her. Fuck this world

 

What a womanizer!!!

[Bjornebye]

Swordsman. Its too easy. None of this Bob Spunkhouse dating lark. Its kecks off and down to business with me. Must be my fat face. The accent down here is like a Bugatti to southern girls though. "Alright love, do you like the La's"

"Piss on me"

"Sound, in a bit lads"

[Bruce Spanner]

Rise of the idiot(s).

[Bjornebye]

Got a semi mate?

[Bruce Spanner]

Got a semi mate?

No, Mews over six floors.

 

Really couldn't give a fuck about your wellbeing, but fucking hell you're thick and really fucking dim.

[PestiRed]

Game set and match. 11 different fucks in 3 and a half months since I split up with cunt mctwatcunt. Still miss her. Fuck this world

Now is the time to do the stuff that you couldn't do together. At about your age I split with a girl that I thought was the one so I went to do a job in India for three months and then moved to Budapest. Sorted a stagnant career out and gave me a life much better than the one I would have had if we'd stayed together

 

Make a plan, use your freedom and go for it

[razor]

Got a semi mate?

 

If she has, I'll semi-double date.