Transfers summer 2016

[TheHowieLama]

Also true old school with the black boots.

[alles ist gut]

Mussolini looked good in the air too.

Only once he was on the end of the butchers hook...

[Bjornebye]

Also true old school with the black boots.

Deal breaker for me that.

[Heinze]

What could possibly go wrong signing another Italian?

 

[Arl arse]

Deal breaker for me that.

You sure?

 

 

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[Bjornebye]

Exactly. She would get a game. Or are they two different women? Get them signed.

[Arl arse]

Exactly. She would get a game. Or are they two different women? Get them signed.

Two random women mate, those where some of the tamer pics as well.

[Bjornebye]

Top one is Rita Ora no?

[Arl arse]

Top one is Rita Ora no?

Hilary Duff.

[Remmie]

Can someone please explain their working when saying don't sign Italians? It's an absolutely infuriating opinion. So we signed a couple players that didn't do well, does that mean all Italian players are shite? The ones at Chelsea seemed to do alright.

 

Should we sign Uruguayans? Of course Suarez made it but Coates didn't, real chin stroker that one.

[TheHowieLama]

Its a bit like saying you do not fancy a young Sophia Loren because one time you hooked up with a girl with a tache. Its you, not them.

[TheHowieLama]

Top one is Rita Ora no?

 

 

Hilary Duff.

 

Close enough

[G Richards]

I don't know anything about the Italian full back, but reading the view of those who have seen him, he sounds an upgrade on Moreno. It's such a glaring weakness we have at left back, so hopefully we sign him.

 

It will be just like us to go to 25M for him, after refusing to go to 10M for Chilwell! Similar to going to 25M (or whatever it was) for Wijnaldum after not signing Zielinski for 12M.

 

Perhaps we don't have a fixed budget, as such, but we do have a fixed amount in mind for what we think a player is worth, so we won't be pushed around on that?

[Josef Svejk]

Hilary Duff.

 

Damien's sister.

 

Little known fact...

[Chairman Meow]

You sure?

 

 

 

 

The standard of brickwork on those steps is absolutely dreadful. 

[Gym Beglin]

She looks like she's capable of stacking 3 stone on after childbirth.

 

BUYER BEWARE

[Sputnik1]

She looks like she's capable of stacking 3 stone on after childbirth.

 

BUYER BEWARE

 

 

I could stick nearly 14 stone on her right now.

[eeyore]

Can someone please explain their working when saying don't sign Italians? It's an absolutely infuriating opinion. So we signed a couple players that didn't do well, does that mean all Italian players are shite? The ones at Chelsea seemed to do alright.

 

Should we sign Uruguayans? Of course Suarez made it but Coates didn't, real chin stroker that one.

There aren't that many good Italian players at the moment. And we aren't very good at picking good players.

 

So the chances of us picking good Italian players, is pretty fucking slim

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Mario Gomez anyone?  West Ham sniffing about for 7million

[setreal]

Close enough

 

Racist.

[TheHowieLama]

There aren't that many good Italian players at the moment. And we aren't very good at picking good players. So the chances of us picking good Italian players, is pretty fucking slim

 

There are even fewer good English players - especially defenders.

[3 Stacks]

Michael [Valencia] @VCF_Nordic

BREAKING: Ex-captain Parejo was sent to the bus, while the Valencia squad had a tactical meeting. Will not play England friendlies (MARCA).

 

Michael [Valencia] @VCF_Nordic

Can only imagine Parejo has given a transfer request. Wants & deserves to leave VCF after the last 3 years of performance but yet grumbles.

 

We should bid for him. Quality playmaking midfielder. Not really a "Klopp player" though.

[eeyore]

There are even fewer good English players - especially defenders.

Who the fuck wants to sign English players

[TheHowieLama]

Dalglish, Hodgson, Rodgers...

[bonesman]

Another striker too please.