Sadio Mane

[Paco 1,214]

Is happening

[Mathewbet1 1,293]

It's happened medical tomorrow

[Paco 1,214]

Loic remy had a medical

[Iceman 2,891]

But did he play for Southampton? 

[Shitty Arse 900]

Just heard on the radio we've paid £30 million to Southampton. My initial reaction was oh fuck off we've had our pants pulled down again. Carroll, Benteke, Downing, Lallana and now Mane. All massively overpriced. All bought from other premier league clubs. All varying degrees of shite. We never learn do we? I really hope I'm wrong. I'm not saying Mane is shite but I just think for that sort of money surely there is better value out there away from the premier league??

[Iceman 2,891]

Carrol was years ago, Benteke will soon be up at Celtic, Downing was just like a mutant sheep who needed to be destroyed, Lallana is the nivea lord and Mane will be the one we've been looking for all this time. What could possibly go wrong Dick? 

[El Rojo 9,640]

Just heard on the radio we've paid £30 million to Southampton. My initial reaction was oh fuck off we've had our pants pulled down again. Carroll, Benteke, Downing, Lallana and now Mane. All massively overpriced. All bought from other premier league clubs. All varying degrees of shite. We never learn do we? I really hope I'm wrong. I'm not saying Mane is shite but I just think for that sort of money surely there is better value out there away from the premier league??

Away from the Premier League? What is this heresy, Mr Sack? Are you trying to get this website shut down?

[Tony Moanero 15,970]

He's shite. Sell the cunt.

[Arl arse 7,041]

He's shite. Sell the cunt.

So you've heard of this one then?

[Russ Atmosphere 6,341]

Aside from the supplying Southampton's superior scouts with endless amounts of transfer funds aspect, actually really think we need a player like Mane - pace, finishing, control and vision.

 

Downside, it sounds like he's a bit of a tit.

[J-V 3,510]

meh

[Kevin D 8,587]

Whenever we're interested in a player I ask myself 3 questions: Is he black? Is he 6 ft 2? Is he a defensive midfielder?

 

If the player meets 2 out of the 3 criteria, then I'm all in.

[Section_31 22,304]

Can't remember the last time I got excited about a Liverpool signing. It's like a nan's Christmas present, usually something they got from the market called 'Space Wars' which the stall holder assured her was genuine. You just give her a kiss on the cheek, say 'thanks nan' then go and look at pictures of decent toys in the catalogue. This is when you're 18.

[therevivalist 80]

Now, has Klopp already staked his position on Mane much as Rodgers on Benteke! Good player Mane but noway worth north of 30m pounds. When will we ever learn from our mistakes at this club?

[Dr Nowt 25,518]

Aside from the supplying Southampton's superior scouts with endless amounts of transfer funds aspect, actually really think we need a player like Mane - pace, finishing, control and vision.

 

Downside, it sounds like he's a bit of a tit.

Same. Underwhelming Mark E signing, from Southampton, even in the new reality of transfer fees seems too much money for this level of player.

 

However, he has the attributes we lack in a position we needed to improve and could add a new dimension to us, which are, crushingly saddeningly, giant strides forward on recent years.

 

Throw in the doubts about his consistency and we've only taken a double bogey on this hole.

 

Good jawb, Liverpool Reds. Hoo-ha.

[Jairzinho 24,265]

Mark my words, he'll fire us to 7th.

[Kevin D 8,587]

Paying £30m for Mane is a mistake, in my opinion.

 

The thing we must need is a reliable 20 goal striker. Goals change games and if we go 1-0 up most teams are still too terrified to attack us. I think Sturridge is the best striker in the country not named Sergio, but depending on his fitness has already cost one manager his job.

 

Our budget should have been spent on a striker, or at least a Midfeld general, instead of picking up another small attacking midfielder, who is not better than either Firmino or Coutinho.

[Boss 7,591]

Same. Underwhelming Mark E signing, from Southampton, even in the new reality of transfer fees seems too much money for this level of player.

 

However, he has the attributes we lack in a position we needed to improve and could add a new dimension to us, which are, crushingly saddeningly, giant strides forward on recent years.

 

Throw in the doubts about his consistency and we've only taken a double bogey on this hole.

 

Good jawb, Liverpool Reds. Hoo-ha.

 

 

"Sadio Maaannneeyyyyy.........30 million poundsssssssssssaaaaaaaa........his eyes tremble .......patchwork jacket from the top of his ears.......Wake upppppppp"

[Redder Lurtz 2,947]

Welcome.

 

Don't be shit.

[Bjornebye 29,649]

If Klopp wants him then im all in.

 

If he ever did a Low and sniffed his own balls on the touchline I reckon id break my tv.

[RoboRiise 3,489]

Mark E signing

 

[aRdja 2,805]

I'm a bit underwhelmed by this signing. I think for £30m you should buy a better player from the continent e.g., Mkhitaryan, Draxler, etc. This would also end our interest in Goetze, which I'm not too psyched about. On the flip side, he's not a bad player.. If he could play like he did against us, when he destroyed Sakho in that 3-2 win consistently, then people would forget about his transfer fee.

[ZonkoVille77 5,733]

Call up all the shepherds to cull the sheep. We're preparing for the slaughter.

[Evelyn Tentions 1,503]

At least he's not another dwarf midfielder.

Hope he's the start of the newcomers and not the main signing of the window.

[Grinch 3,145]

Should help us against the few teams in the league that leave space to exploit. Unfortunately 90% of teams dont do that against us.