Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[moof]

*shudder*

 

Edit: or should that be

 

*cringes*

[littletedwest]

Dispute over image rights will see Mourinho manage Manchester Utd in balaclava

 

 

Mourinho image rights Manchester United

A dispute over image rights could see new Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho wear a balaclava on the touchline and during post-match interviews.

 

Talks have been ongoing after it transpired that the Portuguese manager’s image is trademarked by Chelsea, leaving little chance of a resolution.

 

“It’s a very unusual situation,” explained sports lawyer David Barnes.

 

“Mourinho’s image is owned by Chelsea and it would be a hugely expensive process for Mourinho to buy the trademark back.”

 

“So the only plausible solution appears to be that any time that Jose is representing Manchester United he covers his face with a balaclava – or even a pair of tights, as if he was going to turn over the local Post Office.”

 

It is understood that lawyers for Mourinho and Chelsea have been unable to agree on a way forward with the offer to wear a fedora, baseball hat or trilby being flatly rejected by Chelsea.

 

However, sports psychologist Mandy Draper believes that the situation could be turned to Manchester United’s advantage.

 

“Having instructions barked at you by a manager wearing a balaclava could be incredibly intimidating, and, therefore quite motivating,” says Draper.

 

“Plus, if it catches on, they might even be able to convince Wayne Rooney to wear one too.”

[Mook]

A gimp mask would be far more appropriate.

[General Dryness]

Just give him an Pro Evo name like Jese Morinyo

Bad news, I've just copyrighted the name Paulie Dangerously.

 

You'll have to be Poley Denjereslee.

[Furmedge]

Has anybody said cunt him in the bastard yet? If not, cunt him. In the bastard.

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[Babb'sBurstNad]

A chant of "Fuck off untrademarked likeness of Mourinho" isn't going to scan.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Bad news, I've just copyrighted the name Paulie Dangerously.

 

You'll have to be Poley Denjereslee.

 

Finx a lot Ginerul Drynoose

 

[Captain]

A gimp mask would be far more appropriate.

Throw in a gag and he wouldn't get into as much trouble on the sidelines either.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I don't think he will fuck this one up by being himself. He's a massive twat but his record is unreal. Fuck em both.

[Section_31]

 

"Why do you wear the mask?"

 

"Because I'm a stupid greedy cunt" 

 

"What'd happen if I took it off?"

 

"It would be extremely expensive"

 

"You're a wealthy guy."

 

"For  youuuuu"

[TSC]

So in football (and sports generally I guess) these days apparently you can bin the manager but keep the name and make shedloads from the name?  Does that mean Chelsea can sell or 'transfer' his name to any bidder for commercial reasons? 

 

We should be in on that processs and ensure no fecker ever makes a penny from that name again. 

 

Football eh.

[aikido]

 

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[Dr Nowt]

Breaking News:

 

Jose Mourinho still the biggest, most embarrassing, boring and poisonous twat in football history.

 

Everything else window dressing.

[Nightcat]

Has Skysports finally exploded? or what?

 

Will any of your rainy country's embarrassing shite media question the reptilian regarding his SEXIST AND CHILD ABUSING Background, during his first press conference, as Cuntchester United new manager?

[RobbieOR]

Why are they all saying that they're hated again? When did anybody stop hating them?

[Harry Squatter]

Has Skysports finally exploded? or what?

 

Will any of your rainy country's embarrassing shite media question the reptilian regarding his SEXIST AND CHILD ABUSING Background, during his first press conference, as Cuntchester United new manager?

Child abuse is a bit of a serious allegation. He might be a massive twat but bumming kids is a bit far fetched.

[Nightcat]

Child abuse is a bit of a serious allegation. He might be a massive twat but bumming kids is a bit far fetched.

He slapped a child on camera on a London Street. He is a child abuser who needs to be arrested prosecuted.

[Pidge]

Never seen any evidence that he isn't.

[KopOut]

This'll add a bit of spice to a boring Prem.

[Ginny]

Not defending mourinho but he pushed some little helmet in the street for filming him. The lad looked like a proper little bellend who deserved a slap. Calling him a child abuser for that is daft.

 

The rest is true like ... He is a shape shifting reptile and a fuckin cunt

[Hades]

Has Skysports finally exploded? or what?

 

Will any of your rainy country's embarrassing shite media question the reptilian regarding his SEXIST AND CHILD ABUSING Background, during his first press conference, as Cuntchester United new manager?

 

Disappointed you missed out SHAPESHIFTER here.

 

Ah, I see Ginny has rectified the error.

[Furmedge]

 

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I like that they told us he got home at 12.12. Saves him giving me three rings to let me know he's safe.

 

If I scroll will they tell me what he had for his dinner? Cheese and pickle sandwich I reckon, that's classic Mourinho.

[Harry Squatter]

I wonder if sky sports will set up a Mourinho channel so we can all know what is going on in his life 24/7?

[Joe Strummer]

"How fitting would this be?

 

Jose Mourinho appointed Manchester United manager on the day he won his first Champions League title in 2004, also the day United won the treble in 1999 and the day the great Matt Busby was born in 1909.

 

Written in the stars?"

 

Fuck off BBC you cringey cunts.

[deiseach]

"How fitting would this be?

 

Jose Mourinho appointed Manchester United manager on the day he won his first Champions League title in 2004, also the day United won the treble in 1999 and the day the great Matt Busby was born in 1909.

 

Written in the stars?"

 

Fuck off BBC you cringey cunts.

 

Mentioning that wanker in the same breath as Busby . . . whoever wrote that should be shot with a ball of their own shite.