Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Baltar]

Think it was Beckenbeur who described Mourinho as an "enemy of football". Apt quote. Possibly the most repulsive figure in football. 

[Guest LFD]

Chelsea 11 points better off than after ten league games last season, Manchester United five points worse off. The Mourinho effect.

[sir roger]

Think it was Beckenbeur who described Mourinho as an "enemy of football". Apt quote. Possibly the most repulsive figure in football. 

 

Sepp Blatter's only correct assertion,.

[Bjornebye]

He could be gone in 3 games I reckon. 

 

They should beat Fenerbache away to be fair but could easily draw. Can see Swansea beating them at the weekend because they wont be scared of them at all. Arsenal will fucking maul them at Old Trafford on current form. 

 

Giggs will be back in while they sniff round Simeone. Maybe even Blanc in until the end of the season to give him a chance. Despite Mourinho being due a huge pay off, once the fans start calling for his head the owners will act. Bobby Charlton will be telling them all today "I told you so". The diminutive ball bag is a parody of himself. 

[El Rojo]

You just know that he's nicking loads of tiny shampoo bottles and shower caps every time he passes an unattended services trolley in the hotel corridor.

[El Rojo]

I hope their results improve pretty sharpish if there was a chance Simeone could replace him.

[the chimp]

[Herp McDerp]

He could be gone in 3 games I reckon. 

 

They should beat Fenerbache away to be fair but could easily draw. Can see Swansea beating them at the weekend because they wont be scared of them at all. Arsenal will fucking maul them at Old Trafford on current form. 

 

Giggs will be back in while they sniff round Simeone. Maybe even Blanc in until the end of the season to give him a chance. Despite Mourinho being due a huge pay off, once the fans start calling for his head the owners will act. Bobby Charlton will be telling them all today "I told you so". The diminutive ball bag is a parody of himself. 

 

Arsenal will shit the bed, as they always do. Should buy him a couple of extra weeks.

[Jairzinho]

Arsenal will shit the bed, as they always do. Should buy him a couple of extra weeks.

 

Mourinho will mastermind a 0-0 at home to Arsenal and he'll be once again heralded the king of tactics.

[Herp McDerp]

I have to say, I got this one completely wrong. Was genuinely worried that he'd have them back to where they were a couple of years ago, fair play to the posters that called him a busted flush etc, not in a million years could I have foreseen this muppet imploding as he has.

[Trumo]

Arsenal will shit the bed, as they always do. Should buy him a couple of extra weeks.

 

It's a highly likely scenario even if he's serving a touchline ban. When the clocks go back and the orange ball comes out, Arsenal tend to unravel.

[Vincent Vega]

It's a highly likely scenario even if he's serving a touchline ban. When the clocks go back and the orange ball comes out, Arsenal tend to unravel.

I saw this the other day about Arsenal's average points by month since Wenger took over, they shit the bed in November:

 

 

Aug 1.88

Sept 2.14

Oct 2.14

Nov 1.59

Dec 1.99

Jan 1.89

Feb 1.97

Mar 2.18

Apr 2.09

May 1.95

[Lee909]

Surprised because the normal thought is Arsenal shit the bed in Feb/March

[Russ Atmosphere]

I know that graph has probably got Piers Morgan and Claude's blood pressure up but I can't help but think it's very impressive.

[El Rojo]

Surprised because the normal thought is Arsenal shit the bed in Feb/March

 

I assume that's just the league statistics.

 

They generally limp out of the three cup competitions in spring. 

[lifetime fan]

I don't like to say I tol...

 

Fuck it, I love saying I told you so.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Definitely the plan all along news: Schweinsteiger is back training with their team. 

[Walter Sobchak]

Oh dear..looks like their fans are revolting...and they're not happy either

 

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-9NZU7ILHlw&time_continue=1&ebc=ANyPxKp0z41YMzSE7_rGs3uTVIj9bPm4PCB2xAiDFspYkmUusrx7Oe5bw4IaXQfOlAa7xIgGpUFTeGIS3nJy2z6wtyBpBkc_zw

 

State of this cunt...

 

 

 

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[cloggypop]

From Luis Garcia's instagram

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Hahaha. 

[Russ Atmosphere]

Ha, just needs to hang around the Lowry Hotel all evening.

[Guest LFD]

Daniel Storey

‏@danielstorey85

Chelsea 11 points better off than after ten league games last season, Manchester United five points worse off. The Mourinho effect.

 

 

Andrew Beasley ‏@BassTunedToRed 4h4 hours ago

Realised today Jose has won just 30 points from previous 26 PL games, and whilst only having c£460m (Transfermarkt) of squad to work with.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It might not last, but slap it up the cunt

[magicrat]

As much as I would love it all to fall to pieces I think we're being a bit premature with the bunting, I think the discipline issue will be his downfall if he does go soon,  They wont ditch him him on results just yet

[AngryOfTuebrook]

From Luis Garcia's instagram

 

His sanity is teetering on the brink.

 

This is just a gentle nudge.