Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Jairzinho]

Real Madrid has definitely broken him. His football is still the same as it was ten years ago. Because of the rise of smaller teams and the bigger teams having more money, you literally can't try and buy the best players and rely on that like he used to. 

 

Iker Casillas had him sussed from the first day he walked into Madrid. An absolute cancer of a man. 

 

Agreed, although I reckon he's gone backwards as a manager as well as others going forwards.

 

You'd think players like Schneiderlin would be first on the team sheet. You'd think he could at least build a defensive platform to give Pogba the protection to get the best of him. Where the fuck is the Armenian fella? Etc.

 

He's genuinely been one of the worst performing managers in any of Europe's major leagues over the last 18 months. I think this will be his last season at a club in Europe. 

 

What's even funnier is that with Portugal winning the Euros that's the final avenue for ego stroking gone for him. It's basically MLS/China or becoming a Sky Sports "expert" now.

[Frankenhooker]

Tosser on 5 live here saying the club's too big for him. Bullshit. His spell has just faded.

 

Whoever took charge of that shower would always be living in the shadow of shitty drawers, so in a way the club is too big for him, they needed a strong manager who would put his own stamp on things, like Klopp, not someone who can start an argument in an empty room and whose main talent is splashing a ridiculous amount of money on players, and then alienating them.

 

They needed an identity, like we did, Klopp gave us ours back, Mourinho hasn't changed anything.

 

They're going nowhere for a while.

[El Rojo]

Hate to see a good football man like Mou being kicked when he's down.

 

 

Tee hee.

[Hades]

Target 1 neutralised. Let's hope that prick Jorge Mendes gets done next.

[deiseach]

He's going to end up at Everton, where his sole remaining goal in life, taking points off Liverpool, will find an appreciative audience.

 

I'm being serious.

[RobbieOR]

Agreed, although I reckon he's gone backwards as a manager as well as others going forwards.

 

You'd think players like Schneiderlin would be first on the team sheet. You'd think he could at least build a defensive platform to give Pogba the protection to get the best of him. Where the fuck is the Armenian fella? Etc.

 

He's genuinely been one of the worst performing managers in any of Europe's major leagues over the last 18 months. I think this will be his last season at a club in Europe. 

 

What's even funnier is that with Portugal winning the Euros that's the final avenue for ego stroking gone for him. It's basically MLS/China or becoming a Sky Sports "expert" now.

 

Word going around at the moment from a couple of journalists is that he doesn't think Mkhitaryan can hack it in England. I think it bollocks because he's clearly a good player but why the fuck did he buy him? 

 

I reckon one to keep an eye on is the England job when United fuck him off for not finishing fourth because I don't think they want Southgate as much as they seem to be letting on. 

[magicrat]

They have the squad capable of being the best team in the league. Put Klopp in there for 6 months and he would have it sorted , A mixture of pacy kids like Marcial and Rashford and playmakers like Carrick and Schneiderlin , Their defense is good with a great keeper, 

Trash like Fellaini and Young would be ditched. It's without doubt  Mourinho's cuntery and ego that is the problem,  

[RobbieOR]

Whoever took charge of that shower would always be living in the shadow of shitty drawers, so in a way the club is too big for him, they needed a strong manager who would put his own stamp on things, like Klopp, not someone who can start an argument in an empty room and whose main talent is splashing a ridiculous amount of money on players, and then alienating them.

 

They needed an identity, like we did, Klopp gave us ours back, Mourinho hasn't changed anything.

 

They're going nowhere for a while.

 

They do have an identity. It's 'we have loads of money so we are going act like arrogant cunts'. Problem being is that they are buying big names with absolutely no plan on how to use them effectively. 

 

Still, at least Pogba was announced with a Stormsy video that got a million retweets. 

[Frankenhooker]

Word going around at the moment from a couple of journalists is that he doesn't think Mkhitaryan can hack it in England. I think it bollocks because he's clearly a good player but why the fuck did he buy him? 

 

I reckon one to keep an eye on is the England job when United fuck him off for not finishing fourth because I don't think they want Southgate as much as they seem to be letting on. 

If he gets the England job, and continues his downward slide, the press will be relentless.  Please let it happen.

[manwiththestick]

Word going around at the moment from a couple of journalists is that he doesn't think Mkhitaryan can hack it in England. I think it bollocks because he's clearly a good player but why the fuck did he buy him?

 

I reckon one to keep an eye on is the England job when United fuck him off for not finishing fourth because I don't think they want Southgate as much as they seem to be letting on.

I reckon it's something to do with his agent, the fact him, Zlatan and Pogba share the same adviser reeks favours being offered and received.

[Frankenhooker]

They do have an identity. It's 'we have loads of money so we are going act like arrogant cunts'. Problem being is that they are buying big names with absolutely no plan on how to use them effectively. 

 

Still, at least Pogba was announced with a Stormsy video that got a million retweets. 

The thing is, their commercial identity doesn't quite match their on field one.  On the field they look as clueless and as lost as they ever have done, despite spending an obscene amount of money.

 

The Telegraph reported during the week that their Adidas deal gets slashed by £25m if they don't make the top four, Mourinho is under real pressure already.

 

Klopp would of been ideal for them and I'm pretty sure he'd of been Ferguson's pick.  Crying shame how things have worked out.

[Mathewbet1]

mickey t v bobby firm = non contest . go figure.

[3 Stacks]

His problem is that his aura is gone and players don't like him anymore. If you listen to the way some of his ex-players used to talk about him, he was like a messianic figure for them. Now that he's been sussed out as a small, bitter man his players can't be arsed to put in the huge amounts of hard work his style of football requires.

[Hades]

Already 8 points ahead of them.

[Bjornebye]

Already 8 points ahead of them.

Now do your 7 times table.

[Captain Turdseye]

Lots of reasons to smile at the minute.

 

Did I hear right earlier that Sunderland's start to the season is the worst there's been in the prem era? How long is Moyseh gonna last?

[Frankenhooker]

Lots of reasons to smile at the minute.

 

Did I hear right earlier that Sunderland's start to the season is the worst there's been in the prem era? How long is Moyseh gonna last?

Yep, they have a point less than Derby did.

[Elite]

Lots of reasons to smile at the minute.

 

Did I hear right earlier that Sunderland's start to the season is the worst there's been in the prem era? How long is Moyseh gonna last?

He'll be gone next few weeks, if not sooner. The ginger prick.

[Lee909]

Yep,worst first 10 games in history (well since Sky invented football).

[jimmycase]

I was just thinking earlier isn't it amazing how you can look at their squad and say Martial should play and drop Ibrahimovic and all that shit and yet if you don't have the balls to grab a job like that and go for it you end up trusting safe bullshit choices like Fellaini and Young and Rooney and they will fuck you up more than the risks you take because you think they are safe.

 

Just a funny thing I have noticed cos now Mourinho is fucked haha and he can't get out of it.

And the next guy and the next guy until they take them risks.

 

But they cant take any risks because the fan base will eat them alive for any mistakes.

 

That must be how it feels to be a Man U fan at this moment. Hahhahah.

 

Hope it continues for a long time. Fuck 'em.

[Anubis]

Word going around at the moment from a couple of journalists is that he doesn't think Mkhitaryan can hack it in England. I think it bollocks because he's clearly a good player but why the fuck did he buy him?

They were discissing that on 5 Live on Friday. He seems to be briefing people that Mkhitaryan isn't physical enough for the PL.

[Einch]

Real Madrid has definitely broken him. His football is still the same as it was ten years ago. Because of the rise of smaller teams and the bigger teams having more money, you literally can't try and buy the best players and rely on that like he used to. 

 

Iker Casillas had him sussed from the first day he walked into Madrid. An absolute cancer of a man.

 

Madrid was the start. Being overlooked for Moyes is what broke him in my opinion. He doesn't look particularly arsed either. Long may it continue and I hope he drags them down with him.

[jimmycase]

He'll be gone next few weeks, if not sooner. The ginger prick.

 

Just so long as they dont stick a new manage rin before they play us!

[Harry Squatter]

Would red cafe be worth a visit tonight?

[Einch]

I see that Herrera the snide cunt finally got sent off. Who did he kill?