Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Stickman]

I don't think the likes of Neville and Redknapp should be spouting their mouths off about poaching the Spurs manager  barely 6 hours after Shitcoat was sacked .

I know they're pundits but it's not like it's a clubs manager from abroad that they're talking about it's a top club in a league that that they commentate on a weekly basis. 

I know if I was a Spurs fan I'd be royally pissed off 

[Creator Supreme]

Please be fat sam, please be fat sam...

[Ginny]

Swear to god that Jim White is going to jizz with this news 

[magicrat]

16 minutes ago, Creator Supreme said:

Please be fat sam, please be fat sam...

He would be a fucking upgrade 

[Numero Veinticinco]

29 minutes ago, LFC 5 Times said:

Where does the idea that Pogba is a world class player come from? 

His time st Juve. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

36 shots at the weekend; 35 on De Gea's goal and 1 silver bullet for the Portuguese gnome twat.

[chrisbonnie]

3 hours ago, an tha said:

Sadly a top class manager would sort them out easily - look at Klopp with us, inherited a team finishing 8th and a squad with a fraction of the talent they have...look at the improvement even without the kind of money or pull they have.

 

They'll throw money at it and if they get in a top class manager they'll be a major threat again......Him staying and the cancer spreading and spreading was the best thing - sadly they have cut it out now. Let's hope they appoint another massive narcissistic shithouse to drag them further down though.

But who are these top class managers you speak of? 

 

The list of truly top class managers is extremely small. And basically all of them are already in very good jobs. 

 

The 2 obvious choices are Zidane or Conte. 

 

But Conte falls out with everyone, like shit coat. So is he really an option. 

 

Zidane seems the obvious choice, but if they don't get him now, when he's out of work, then why go for him in the summer? 

 

I personally think the two managers that would in theory be perfect for them are currently at their biggest rivals, and that's us and City. 

 

 

[Aventus]

40 minutes ago, LFC 5 Times said:

Where does the idea that Pogba is a world class player come from? It’s the biggest myth in football, is it a contractual obligation for pundits to say it? He is absolutely useless, he gives the ball away an inordinate amount, he’s like latter years Yaya Touré without the ball, he’s one of the least tactical intelligent players I’ve ever seen and he has the heart the size of a pea.

Probably the same place Mourinho gets his reputation for being a good manager. 

[Jennings]

Please not Hiddink.

[House of Dirk]

3 hours ago, an tha said:

Sadly a top class manager would sort them out easily - look at Klopp with us, inherited a team finishing 8th and a squad with a fraction of the talent they have...look at the improvement even without the kind of money or pull they have.

 

They'll throw money at it and if they get in a top class manager they'll be a major threat again......Him staying and the cancer spreading and spreading was the best thing - sadly they have cut it out now. Let's hope they appoint another massive narcissistic shithouse to drag them further down though.

But a top class Van Gaal or Shitcoat couldnt sort them out easily.......

[Aventus]

I don't think their fans have the patience to wait for a multi year rebuild job like we have with klopp. 

 

They'll demand big signings, because they have infinite money in their eyes, and then they'll expect to win stuff straight away. 

 

Hope they rot. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Heard a couple of Mancs at work saying they would like Ferguson to return. PLEASE MAKE THAT HAPPEN.

[Harry Squatter]

He's just recovered from brain surgery. Doubt he'd want the extra stress. 

[Harry Squatter]

6 minutes ago, Aventus said:

I don't think their fans have the patience to wait for a multi year rebuild job like we have with klopp. 

 

They'll demand big signings, because they have infinite money in their eyes, and then they'll expect to win stuff straight away. 

 

Hope they rot. 

They are like Barcelona or Real Madrid fans. They think they should have the best of everything and are spoilt bastards who can't take not having everything their own way.

[TheHowieLama]

54 minutes ago, Stickman said:

I don't think the likes of Neville

Saw yesterday that he is a paid member of Uniteds board -- seems a bit of a conflict of interest

[Code]

Its going to be Solskjær.

 

[suzy]

5 minutes ago, Code said:

Its going to be Solskjær.

 

I CAN NOT stand him! Was it Cardiff he managed at? Not exactly a glowing CV!

[Thoth]

1 minute ago, suzy said:

I CAN NOT stand him! Was it Cardiff he managed at? Not exactly a glowing CV!

Yep played about 20 won 3 drew 3 and lost 14.. if he has that record I am all in 

[Aventus]

3 minutes ago, suzy said:

I CAN NOT stand him! Was it Cardiff he managed at? Not exactly a glowing CV!

I remember his massive titty lip in the interview after we smashed them. 

 

Haha fucking prick. 

[Dr Nowt]

Stick Keane in there and make an award-winning documentary.

[joeyk]

Wasn’t Solksjaer in the LFC Norwegian fan club as a kid ? Hope he has that on his CV..

[General Dryness]

4 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

https://twitter.com/swedemason/status/1074977641999097856?s=20

Ace. Big fan of the Mason here.

[Carvalho Diablo]

16 minutes ago, Code said:

Its going to be Solskjær.

 

I hope Kloppo rams a baseball bat right up his arse and snaps it off at the twunt. 

[Aventus]

8 minutes ago, Aventus said:

I remember his massive titty lip in the interview after we smashed them. 

 

Haha fucking prick. 

 

 

 

[suzy]

9 minutes ago, Thoth said:

Yep played about 20 won 3 drew 3 and lost 14.. if he has that record I am all in 

Oh yes I'm hoping he's that bad! God knows how I remembered Cardiff! My hatred stems back to all those last minute goals he used to get!