Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Section_31]

Bittersweet this, obviously I'd have loved to have seen this footballing melanoma remain in situ, but it's nice that we delivered the headshot. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, The Woolster said:

 

There's been a few over recent years I'm sure of it, AVB deffo one of them, will have to think of the others

Fat Sham at Newcastle?

[Anubis]

DoF: Brands.

Caretaker: Danny Mills

Full Manager: Robbie Savage

[Em City]

2 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

BREAKING NEWS: Live footage from the Lowry Hotel check out desk...

 

Of course, it’s real selling point is that it’s exactly equidistant between London and Norwich.

 

He can now have a choice between managing Norwich or Brentford. Maybe Charlton if he's lucky or knows someone on the board.

[Em City]

Sky Sports News' schedule is 'Jose Mourinho Sacked' until 22:00. It will then change its programming to 'Man United Sack Mourinho.'

[Section_31]

99.9% want Curbs 

[TheHowieLama]

[Trumo]

Has anyone checked Duncan Castles for a pulse?

[aRdja]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

That team is not better than Us, City, Chelsea and Spurs. They'd be in a shoot out with Arsenal for 5th.

I reckon that starting XI is as good as Chelsea’s.

[Captain Turdseye]

Martin Tyler on SSN openly questioning if Shitcoat has had some sort of mental breakdown. “I’ve been wondering, especially this season, why someone hasn’t taken him to one side and asked ‘are you OK?’”

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

A few murmurs of Solskjaer until the end of the season/end of March when the Norwegian league starts.

 

Make it so! 

[The Woolster]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Fat Sham at Newcastle?

I hadn't looked that far back, but no.

 

Since 2013, I make it AVB at Spurs, Muelensteen at Fulham, Guidolin and Swansea, Billic at West Ham, Jokanovic at Fulham and now Mourinho. I thought there may be 1 or 2 more though

[KMD7]

31 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

99.9% want Curbs 

Or Pards.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 minute ago, The Woolster said:

I hadn't looked that far back, but no.

 

Since 2013, I make it AVB at Spurs, Muelensteen at Fulham, Guidolin and Swansea, Billic at West Ham, Jokanovic at Fulham and now Mourinho. I thought there may be 1 or 2 more though

Fucking hell! We're like an Aintree vet.

[SammyAftershave]

 

[Josef Svejk]

Beautiful to see him depart after their ghost performance at Anfield.

[Stickman]

 

[SammyAftershave]

Phil Jones has a mixed reaction to the news.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Stickman said:

 

Hahaha love them. Kane in that one has cracked me up 

[Dr Nowt]

[Dr Nowt]

35 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

A few murmurs of Solskjaer until the end of the season/end of March when the Norwegian league starts.

 

Make it so! 

Bebe as DoF.

[Dr Nowt]

24 minutes ago, KMD7 said:

Or Pards.

Genuinely the dream appointment.

[Bjornebye]

His hotel stay cost him over half a million quid. Wonder if he foots the bill for that. 

[Dr Nowt]

https://twitter.com/swedemason/status/1074977641999097856?s=20

[johnsusername]

2 hours ago, aRdja said:

They have a decent list of players... if everyone’s fit, I’d start like the below

 

Martial———Lukaku———Rashford

-———Pogba———Lingard————

—————-—Matic————————

Shaw—Lindelof——Smalling—Young

——————De Gea———————-

 

Sanchez to come in for any of the front three if he could regain his form back. Definitely top 4 material.

Dunno mate, that team looks shit to me.

 

I don't understand where the idea comes from that Man U have got an under performing squad and any manager who goes in might get them playing great stuff.

 

As far as I can see the defence is shit, the midfield is shit, and the attackers are shit. Matic, Young, Lukaku, Mata, Sanchez are all on the wane. Sanchez is finished like. Lukaku looks broken. 

 

Lingaard is a fucking snide. Martial has performed in fits and starts. Rashford is possibly the best of the bunch and even then he's barely even reaching Danny Wellbeck levels. 

 

Whoever goes in has got a massive job on their hands.