Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[VladimirIlyich]

Good to know we won the bad luck cup and really finished second

Blueshite talk isnt it?

[sir roger]

It's a BBC article about a university-backed investigation , which backs up the misgivings that most of us had about the refereeing of our games last season. Are we not supposed to discuss it in case random bluenoses try to take the piss?  I don't think anybody is bothered about the 2nd place thing, it is the fact that we arguably lost the equivalent of 4 wins over the season due to refereeing bias / ineptitude.

[aws]

It's a BBC article about a university-backed investigation , which backs up the misgivings that most of us had about the refereeing of our games last season. Are we not supposed to discuss it in case random bluenoses try to take the piss?  I don't think anybody is bothered about the 2nd place thing, it is the fact that we arguably lost the equivalent of 4 wins over the season due to refereeing bias / ineptitude.

While every other team seems to be just plus or minus a few points.

[Red_or_Dead]

Mou Mou will be Mou Mou, and he'll be Mou Mou somewhere else before the 2019/20 season.

Death by Mou Mou - is that having to watch his total shit brand of 'football'?

[Numero Veinticinco]

Alllll bound for Mou Mou land.

[sir roger]

Most of his signings are Ancients of Mou Mou

[PestiRed]

Most of his signings are Ancients of Mou Mou

But rarely justified

[SlugTrail]

Mou mou, mou mou mou mou, mou mou mou mou,mou mou there's no limits.................

 

 

...........to how much of a cunt this man is.

[RobbieOR]

Would put money on him not being there when we play them in December. Or at least being under serious pressure to get a result. 

[The Guest]

They will still be top 6 by December you would imagine which would stop him from getting sacked. I think we ideally want him there for the winter transfer window as well. They’ve been spending a lot in recent years even for them and I reckon it’s even more than people realise. We see the headline amounts for people like Pogba and Lukaku but they’re definitely spending under reported amounts on wages and fees. It was always going to hit a point where the owners were going to say this is unsustainable.

 

Mourinho’s success is built on signing experienced players in their late 20’s sometimes 30’s. People talk about resale value but I don’t think that’s something United would be arsed about. It’s more the fact that you then have to go out and replace that player in a shorter period of time. Sanchez is peak Mourinho. He’s sitting on a long contract on massive money whilst also being finished as a top level footballer.

 

The way the window has played out for them screams of the people in charge not wanting to give him more money to spend on older players probably because they can envisage him not being there for long. For that reason it then becomes a self fulfilling prophecy and a wasted year whilst also causing more shitstorms like the Pogba and Martial situations.

 

The longer they go without winning the big trophies whilst also playing terrible football the harder it’s going to become to turn it around. The fans will become more and more impatient. Go on their forums and it’s brilliant read.

[diamondjoe]

I can see those jammy cunts right up there all season. They've got easy enough early fixtures and they're spawny fuckers to boot.

[El Rojo]

Would put money on him not being there when we play them in December. Or at least being under serious pressure to get a result. 

 

You've just about inspired me to put a tenner on a 0-0 for that game.

[Baltar]

He's spent insane amounts of money since he's been at United on top of the ridiculous spending by Van Gaal and even Moyes. In fact Jose has still kept several of Moyes' signings. How much more signings does he want?

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

[Captain Turdseye]

They just said on Sky that it was Diego Godin’s agent that got in touch with United to say he was interested in signing for them. As soon as United made an approach, the agent used it to get Godin a new contract with improved terms at Atletico instead.

 

That’s beautiful, man.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Ed Woodward has just left a message on his own answering phone offering 40m for Chris Smalling. They're in meltdown over at Old Trafford.

[Captain Turdseye]

If they’re not gonna back him they must know they’re gonna sack him. He’s already lost the fans and alienated half the players. The question is why didn’t they do it before the start of the season? I wonder if it’s the same kind of situation as when we kept Brendan on until Klopp decided he was ready to get back in the game.

 

Could they be waiting for Zidane? Maybe hoping for Pochettino to get disillusioned with Spurs not backing him?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just came in to post about Godin/Ateti trolling them.

 

If they don't get anybody in and have a faltering start to the season, I reckon we could see those green & gold scarves by December.

[Dr Nowt]

Spurs not signing anyone and the situation at United certainly makes a move for the chubby hamster in the not too distant odds on.

[Dr Nowt]

Just hoping they indulge him one last time in January and offer £300M and the Holy Trinity statue for Ramos.

[Captain Turdseye]

Harry Maguire to head in the winner against them tomorrow night would be a cracking way to get the season started.

[magicrat]

Harry Maguire to head in the winner against them tomorrow night would be a cracking way to get the season started.

 

Its on my wish list too,  Injury time from a disputed corner would send the miserable rat over the edge,  

[an tha]

Its on my wish list too, Injury time from a disputed corner would send the miserable rat over the edge,

With a big dollop of missed handball thrown in....

[magicrat]

Godin has used Utd to get himself a new contract at Atletico.  Mourinho mugged shocker

[The Guest]

It’s funny how quickly that green and gold campaign lasted. I think their club shop even started selling green and gold scarves to add insult to injury. There’s already talk on Redcafe about them needing the Glazers out. They’ve spent hundreds of millions on players season in season out and have one season where they spend about 50m net and they’re crying about it.

 

As mentioned above they clearly don’t fancy him but don’t want to lose face by sacking him especially because there’s no obvious candidates available.