Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[manwiththestick]

He's a bit of a quim and the longer he stays there the better. Yes they're above us and yes he has won stuff but watching them is absolute eye aids and he's chucking money at over valued players and paying stupid wages for short term gain. Sanchez has done the square root of fuck all since he signed except be possibly the most dispossessed player of recent weeks and gets nigh on half a million a week. Pogba? Fucking hell, the midfield Balotelli, no thanks, if ever a player mirrored the club and fans it's this brainless get.

[Guest]

But a subtle difference.

 

Rafa was sticking up for his team.

 

Mourinho was ranting in defence of himself and his ego, appearing to send out a message that United need to accept that they've gone a bit shite and are lucky to have such a "special one."

This is pretty much it. United have had their successful period and both the club and Mourinho have to now settle for also-rans. And be grateful for the experience.

 

Makes you wonder how on Earth we lost to the shower!

[Vincent Vega]

Is he trying to lower expectations? I’m sure that will go down well.

[Vincent Vega]

https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/974654499016052736

https://mobile.twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/974649762103296003

[Vincent Vega]

This made me laugh

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/KingKennyStand/status/974678855419138049

[deiseach]

https://twitter.com/BeardedGenius/status/974654499016052736

Should have seen that coming. Superb.

[Hand Shandy]

Be interesting to see if he gets as much shit as Rafa did because, let's be honest, that's as bad if not worse....

[Stickman]

Think we're gonna need a new thread title

[General Dryness]

Think we're gonna need a new thread title

Why? We've had plenty of laughs over last couple of days.

[suzy]

It’s always ‘me me me ‘ with him. Really annoys me how he says ‘I won ‘ Klopp would say ‘my boys’ or ‘my team’ not ‘I’

[lifetime fan]

Mourinho’s moan. Again.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

It’s always ‘me me me ‘ with him. Really annoys me how he says ‘I won ‘ Klopp would say ‘my boys’ or ‘my team’ not ‘I’

I quite enjoy it. As long as he’s managing United at least.

[Joe Strummer]

He is a massive cunt, always has been always will be. Long may he stay at Utd.

[El Rojo]

The only logical step after that press conference is a barefoot drive to Aberdeen with a mountain of Toblerones.

[Harry Squatter]

Riding a bike along the motorway in his dressing gown whilst brushing his teeth. A hybrid of Ian Beale and Frank Bruno.

[Dr Nowt]

Good to see he’s not letting the mocking and criticism get to him.

[magicrat]

My heart isn't in laughing at the massive turd this week. Last weekend is still too painful

[M_B]

To be fair to him, he's right about a lot of what he says. However his maniacal self obession is astounding.

[Moo]

To be fair to him, he's right about a lot of what he says..

Yes but it's spectacularly, probably intentionally, missing the point.

Every analysis I've seen, every article I've read, every Manc I've spoken to has been more concerned with the manner of defeat, not the defeat itself. Did Mourinho address this? No, not in his rant. Did any journalist pull him up on this? I don't know, but I don't know if they got a chance to or if he walked straight off after the rant.

[1892-LFCWasBorn]

https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/974923227758776320

 

Bahahahaha.

[Trumo]

He left Porto and Inter when they became European champions, going out on a high. Other than that, he has managed to get himself booted out of clubs for being a cunt. In his first spell at Chelsea, he started having a go at Abramovic and the club's transfer policy via the press. At Real Madrid he ostracised Casillas and started quacking on about moles and bugged dressing rooms. In his second spell at Chelsea, he laid into their female physio. It's not beyond the realms of possibility that he'll drop kick Bobby Charlton down a flight of stairs outside the Old Trafford VIP room.

[magicrat]

He left Porto and Inter when they became European champions, going out on a high. Other than that, he has managed to get himself booted out of clubs for being a cunt. In his first spell at Chelsea, he started having a go at Abramovic and the club's transfer policy via the press. At Real Madrid he ostracised Casillas and started quacking on about moles and bugged dressing rooms. In his second spell at Chelsea, he laid into their female physio. It's not beyond the realms of possibility that he'll drop kick Bobby Charlton down a flight of stairs outside the Old Trafford VIP room.

 

More likely he'll go for the eye gouge on Slur. Tried and tested

[PestiRed]

More likely he'll go for the eye gouge on Slur. Tried and tested

Probably why he’s now wearing glasses. I’d put money on Charlton still kicking the shit our of Mourinho

[TheHowieLama]

Was gonna say the same -- a few years ago I posted it would end with him sparking Mourinho

[an tha]

He has lost it totally - the fucking melt