Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Bjornebye]

When we had "the best midfield in the world" we beat Real Madrid 4-0 in the CL and then in the same week we beat the scum 4-0. And its not like we spunked millions on the midfield at that time.

Spearing got on against Real didnt he? Oh and the utd result was 4:1 soz

[magicrat]

Spearing got on against Real didnt he? Oh and the utd result was 4:1 soz

 

Our star FB Dossena getting the 4th at the Toilet

[Ginny]

We laugh at them cos they’re boring bastards and shitcoat is helmet but let’s face reality. We all know those cunts are going to win 1-0 back at old Trafford.

[Megadrive Man]

The most interesting thing to come out of last nights result was the reaction from the United fans.

 

Some were saying he's worse than LVG and even Moyes. Pogba seems to have fallen out with him and they have failed to score in 3 out of 6 of Sanchez's first games. 

 

Mata, Pogba, Matic, Lukaku, Martial all cost more than any of our starting midfield/forward players and Sanchez is rumored to be on between 400k to 600k a week!

 

They have no strategy, no identity anymore,they have become the sort of club that Ferguson used to slate, all about big name signings, zero player development. Martial and Rashford have gone backwards in their development and are now second and third choice behind Sanchez.

 

If they stick with Shitcoat and we stick with Klopp, I'm confident we will be more successful in the long run.  

[Johnlj]

Spearing got on against Real didnt he? Oh and the utd result was 4:1 soz

Best pointer in the world. Rafa wanted them midfielders to be the best in the world at something.

[VladimirIlyich]

The most interesting thing to come out of last nights result was the reaction from the United fans.

 

Some were saying he's worse than LVG and even Moyes. Pogba seems to have fallen out with him and they have failed to score in 3 out of 6 of Sanchez's first games.

 

Mata, Pogba, Matic, Lukaku, Martial all cost more than any of our starting midfield/forward players and Sanchez is rumored to be on between 400k to 600k a week!

 

They have no strategy, no identity anymore,they have become the sort of club that Ferguson used to slate, all about big name signings, zero player development. Martial and Rashford have gone backwards in their development and are now second and third choice behind Sanchez.

 

If they stick with Shitcoat and we stick with Klopp, I'm confident we will be more successful in the long run.

'The Long Run?' I would have to disagree as I think we are wholly dependent on Klopp to see out a long stint without losing his best players regularly while United can chop and change managers almost as often as they like. In the short term I think Klopp could have us finishing ahead of a Mourinho led United regularly but longer term its very difficult to compete with them financially and the fact they are a major pull to any manager in the world due to an endless transfer budget. A lot of managers can spend big money much better than Mourinho can.

[Ginny]

Best pointer in the world. Rafa wanted them midfielders to be the best in the world at something.

Better pointer than Hendo!?

[Johnlj]

Better pointer than Hendo!?

Hendo's a rookie compared. The pointing from the wee one was epic.

[ZonkoVille77]

Spearing was the King of pointing.

[Guest]

We laugh at them cos they’re boring bastards and shitcoat is helmet but let’s face reality. We all know those cunts are going to win 1-0 back at old Trafford.

Not if the Sevilla manager tells his players at half-time that he has been meaning to tell them for a while but now seems the best time to say that he has an illness that needs medical attention and they need to play for him now. It worked wonders against us.

 

Edit: mind you, we did have Moreno and Mignolet playing.

[Jairzinho]

Yes, and they both played like they had bad shithouse dog aids so we should have won really.

[Trumo]

Our star FB Dossena getting the 4th at the Toilet

 

He scored against both Real and the Mancs. That was the week that Doss.

[magicrat]

He scored against both Real and the Mancs. That was the week that Doss.

 

His 15 minutes of fame, 

[ZonkoVille77]

His 15 minutes of fame, 

 

What about his "theft" from Harrods?

[Razoray]

When we had "the best midfield in the world" we beat Real Madrid 4-0 in the CL and then in the same week we beat the scum 4-0. And its not like we spunked millions on the midfield at that time.

Alonso missed the Manc game and Lucas played. Didn't Arbeloa pull out injured last minute and Sami started on of his last games for us that day?

[Lario]

Mourinho's a cunt.

[INTORRESTING]

A cunt that wins trophies though.

[sir roger]

To be fair , if Klopp had been given the sides Mourinho has & the money he has , how many trophies do you think he might have won ?

 

I think Mourinho did brilliantly at Inter & Porto , well at Chelsea 1st time and par for the course in most of his other jobs. I do think his talent & motivation is waning however. I suppose it is easier to motivate & understand young athletes when you are a young, charismatic coach than when you are a miserable, curmudgeonly middle-aged man.

[magicrat]

To be fair , if Klopp had been given the sides Mourinho has & the money he has , how many trophies do you think he might have won ?

 

I think Mourinho did brilliantly at Inter & Porto , well at Chelsea 1st time and par for the course in most of his other jobs. I do think his talent & motivation is waning however. I suppose it is easier to motivate & understand young athletes when you are a young, charismatic coach than when you are a miserable, curmudgeonly middle-aged man.

 

 

Agree.  Maureens tactics are outdated now, The best teams that play total football and press high up the pitch can force mistakes out of Utd, 

[Bjornebye]

Alonso missed the Manc game and Lucas played. Didn't Arbeloa pull out injured last minute and Sami started on of his last games for us that day?

Arbeloa scored against the mancs? Or do you mean the madrid game??? Why would sami pla.... ah fuck it

[TheHowieLama]

Trophy Cunt

[SlugTrail]

Mourinho's a cunt.

never a truer word been written.

[3 Stacks]

Kris Voakes @krisvoakes

Mou: "I've sat in this chair twice before, with Porto - Man Utd out, with Real Madrid - Man Utd out, so this is nothing new for this football club." #MUFC

 

He's just explained why United going out is no big deal by bigging up his past achievements against the club he currently manages. 

 

Probably my favourite ever quote of his. He's truly lost it. 

[littletedwest]

He does realise that he isn't meant to knock them out this time right?

[Harry Squatter]

"Mourinho might say I'm the worst manager in Premier League history, but tonight he's a manager who has spent nearly £1bn in his career and his teams play like that." - Frank De Boer to BeIN Sports