Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[suzy]

Just now, Aventus said:

 

 

 

Bitter! Ha!

[Biscao]

1 hour ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

His time st Juve. 

He was absolutely sensational for them. 

[JustTosh]

14 minutes ago, joeyk said:

Wasn’t Solksjaer in the LFC Norwegian fan club as a kid ? Hope he has that on his CV..

Apparently he forgot to terminate his membership when signing for the mancs. The Norwegian LFS supporter club grabbed the chance and sent him their magazine to O G Solskjaer, c/o Old Trafford ….

[JustTosh]

New topic?

 

Someone's having a real laugh - Babyface to Utd

[Anubis]

They’d have been better off with Shitcoat.

[Captain]

I didn't think they'd pull the trigger on him this early. Oh well, I think it's already too late for them to get into the top four but I guess time will tell.

 

 

[Oh Buoy]

 

From meme to realistic option. 

 

Brilliant. 

[Ronnie Whelan]

1 hour ago, Dr Nowt said:

Stick Keane in there and make an award-winning documentary.

That would be a thing of beauty. Pogba would literally be headless as opposed to the way he plays. 

 

As much as i hate jose, it's fairly evident that the players for the most part there are seriously unprofessional. They are getting an easy run of it from their fans. Absolutely huge job for whoever takes it. 

[Leyton388]

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na.... FatSam

[Stickman]

Not sure if this will play but please make The Dream Team come together r.

Ince has to be taking the piss....isnt he?..

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/TonyBarrett/status/1075112758482481152

[Ginny]

Solskjaer will sit in the changing room until 87 mins then come out onto the touchline and the cunts will score

[Guest]

4 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Not sure if this will play but please make The Dream Team come together 

 

https://mobile.twitter.com/TonyBarrett/status/1075112758482481152

I'm sorry, I think I misheard the managers that Paul Ince would recommend for the managerial post.

 

Mark Hughes and Steve Bruce. Did I hear that right?

 

No wonder these managers keeping getting jobs. Mark Hughes successful as a manager? Not for me, Clive. Steve Bruce successful as a manager. Probably even less so.

 

For this reason, I want them appointed. Paul Ince as talent scout.

 

 

[Code]

Pogba and Lingard used to have Solskjær as a coach for the U-21.

Pogba and Solskjær have a good relationship.


https://metro.co.uk/2018/12/18/ole-gunnar-solskjaer-said-paul-pogba-man-utd-line-replace-mourinho-8262016/

[Anubis]

Personally, I think Paul Ince is talking absolute sense. He’s spot on. Mark Hughes or Steve Bruce would definitely be the droids we seek...  ...to manage United.

[Vincent Vega]

Just looking at their squad and the next manager has got a massive task on their hands.

 

Just at this shitfest, the age of the players and how many are close to the end of their contracts.

 

De Gea - 28 - out of contract summer 2020

Bailly - 24 - out of contract 2020

Lindelof - 24

Jones - 26 - out of contract next summer 

Smalling - 29

Dalot - 19

Darmian - 29 - out of contract next summer 

Valencia- 33 - out of contract next summer 

Matic - 30 - out of contract 2020

Pogba - 25

Fred - 25

Herrara - 29 - out of contract next summer 

Fellaini - 31

Mata - 30 - out of contract next summer 

Martial - 23 - out of contract 2020

Sanchez - 29

Lingard - 26

Lukaku- 25

Rashford - 21

[Harry Squatter]

 

 

He got a new job pretty quick

[The Guest]

Neville talking some utter raw shite on the debate thing before.  I personally think they will keep bouncing from one mess to another because they clearly listen to the shite spouted in the media.

 

He was talking about how brilliant it’s been for England having Mourinho here.  He’s been a fucking virus that has infected the game.  He’s probably the biggest gobshite football has ever produced.  It’s like they all bury their heads in the sand when it comes to this dickhead.

 

He mentioned that he was the no-brainer when he was hired.  There’s your fucking problem.  He wasn’t a no brainer.  To anyone with any unbiased view that had watched Mourinho over his career could see the way he was going.  He’s a manager who built his career on taking over the biggest spenders in each league and winning based on that and only that.  He was never a coach, an improver of players and a man winning things as an underdog/level playing field (other than at Porto).  The way the premier league has gone City are the standout spenders but after that all the other top clubs can hold their own and the tactics have moved on to the point sides can no longer do what Mourinho does.

 

He then went on about what he thinks United should do and talked about them being behind City, us and others off the pitch as well as on.  They should be hiring the best in class throughout the club as if this is just a button you press.  The problem United are finding and will continue to is that you can’t just look up the stats of who’s available and won the most and hire them.

 

To get ahead of the game you need to hire the best people before they are the best.  The reason we are where we are is because we’ve done that on and off the pitch and it’s took years of attempts to get it right.

[Jairzinho]

2 hours ago, Vincent Vega said:

Just looking at their squad and the next manager has got a massive task on their hands.

 

Just at this shitfest, the age of the players and how many are close to the end of their contracts.

 

De Gea - 28 - out of contract summer 2020

Bailly - 24 - out of contract 2020

Lindelof - 24

Jones - 26 - out of contract next summer 

Smalling - 29

Dalot - 19

Darmian - 29 - out of contract next summer 

Valencia- 33 - out of contract next summer 

Matic - 30 - out of contract 2020

Pogba - 25

Fred - 25

Herrara - 29 - out of contract next summer 

Fellaini - 31

Mata - 30 - out of contract next summer 

Martial - 23 - out of contract 2020

Sanchez - 29

Lingard - 26

Lukaku- 25

Rashford - 21

 

Unlike Mourinho to leave behind an aging squad of shite players on big wages.

[Einch]

They should follow Neville’s advice. Makes sense to me. 

[Trumo]

So, the Mancs sacked Mourinho because they were disappointed with the style of football, the lavish spending not improving the team, the drama around the club, expensive players rotting on the bench, the influence of agent Jorge Mendes on the club, and the fact that he did not help develop their young players. I'd hazard a guess that they are also really surprised that things went tits-up in his third season. Makes you wonder if they did any research on him at all, because everyone else (especially Liverpool fans it seems) were pointing out all of the above when it was first rumoured that they were after Mourinho.

 

He's the guy you hire if you want to sacrifice good football, club harmony, a truckload of cash and youth development at the altar of immediate results. If you are fine with all that, that's your decision. But don't add to the mess by giving him a contract longer than 2 years. He has proven that his shelf life at a club does not extend beyond that without causing absolute mayhem.

 

PSG might be the next club to take that chance next summer. If not, then there's always the Chinese Super League.

[Harry Squatter]

I'd like to see him manage Marine or Prescot Cables.

[Iceman]

Give it Giggsehhh til relegation. Trouble at t'mill. 

[Guest]

Solsjkaer has been accidentally confirmed as manager on their website, he was welcomed then it was deleted. Even the Norwegian PM congratulated him and called it a great day for Norwegian football on twitter, which was also deleted. 

 

They are a delightful shit show! 

[Redder Lurtz]

Some utter bellend on the radio earlier referred to Poccetino as "MoPo" for fuck sake. 

[Guest]

20 minutes ago, Redder Lurtz said:

Some utter bellend on the radio earlier referred to Poccetino as "MoPo" for fuck sake. 

MoPo to replace OlSkol?