Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[cloggypop]

Their only plan seems to be to get a plan. 

 

@richard_conway: Source close to United tells me there’s “time now to get this right.”
Club already looking to restructure. Director of football one option so manager williing to fit into that plan?
Caretaker won't be Giggs or anyone at United right now. Will be someone who understands the club.

[Bjornebye]

Lauren Blanc is 4/7 with most bookies. 

 

Next are:

 

Zidane 5/1

Pochettino 7/1

Carrtick 8/1

Jardim / Giggs 16/1

Conte 18/1

Hynckes / Rafa / Butt (really) 20/1

Pardew 100/1

Andy Tate 450/1

 

[Stouffer]

Please make a move for Silva; pleeeeeease.

[Bobby Hundreds]

I just want the fuckers to crumble. No getting it right, no long term plan, just fuck off and collapse.

[ozted]

1 hour ago, El Rojo said:

Please don't appoint Simeone.
Please don't appoint Simeone.
Please don't appoint Simeone.

 

Look! Mark Hughes is a free agent!

Sparky would be a perfect fit. Ex Manc player & loads of experience with struggling clubs.

[TheHowieLama]

The current staff is a huge bunch of nobodies.

 

Could see Fergie making a call to Queiroz 

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Their only plan seems to be to get a plan. 

 

@richard_conway: Source close to United tells me there’s “time now to get this right.”
Club already looking to restructure. Director of football one option so manager williing to fit into that plan?
Caretaker won't be Giggs or anyone at United right now. Will be someone who understands the club.

Apparently Mourinho was dead against them having a DoF but Woodward is very keen on it. I don't like the model personally but wouldn't be surprised to see Blanc get the DoF role and Carrick take charge of training. 

 

Its all fucking brilliant. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Ferguson till the end of the season despite his health?

[Ginny]

Fill in the blank: 

 

Someone’s having a real laugh -_________________ to Utd. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Ginny said:

Fill in the blank: 

 

Someone’s having a real laugh - Sol Campbell to Utd. 

.

[Jennings]

Shame. I had been enjoying his work.

[lifetime fan]

4 minutes ago, Ginny said:

Fill in the blank: 

 

Someone’s having a real laugh - Alan Pardew to Utd. 

 

[El Rojo]

6 minutes ago, Ginny said:

Fill in the blank: 

 

Someone’s having a real laugh - Rangers' supremo Steven Gerrard to Utd. 

 

[diamondjoe]

 

Cometh the Hour!

[rubble-rouser]

51 minutes ago, lifetime fan said:

 

SSN reporting they’ve been told by the club it’s going to be someone they’ll enjoy working with and be entertained...

[Tony Moanero]

7 minutes ago, diamondjoe said:

 

Cometh the Hour!

[s(k)aturation]

They need a safe pair of hands.

[Elite]

Just now, Skaro said:

They need a safe pair of hands.

Not sure Karius is ready for management just yet.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

37 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Their only plan seems to be to get a plan. 

 

@richard_conway: Source close to United tells me there’s “time now to get this right.”
Club already looking to restructure. Director of football one option so manager williing to fit into that plan?
Caretaker won't be Giggs or anyone at United right now. Will be someone who understands the club.

I like how the last two sentences intimate they're mutually exclusive.

[Wezza]

[aRdja]

They have a decent list of players... if everyone’s fit, I’d start like the below

 

Martial———Lukaku———Rashford

-———Pogba———Lingard————

—————-—Matic————————

Shaw—Lindelof——Smalling—Young

——————De Gea———————-

 

Sanchez to come in for any of the front three if he could regain his form back. Definitely top 4 material.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

43 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Their only plan seems to be to get a plan. 

 

@richard_conway: Source close to United tells me there’s “time now to get this right.”
Club already looking to restructure. Director of football one option so manager williing to fit into that plan?
Caretaker won't be Giggs or anyone at United right now. Will be someone who understands the club.

Sounds like they're making a right fucking Brexit of it.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just read a statement by some United supporters group chairman and it was literally just United buzzwords bingo.

 

"Gets the club" 

"Gets the players to give 110%" 

"Plays the United way - like Busby and Fergie"

"Gets us back where we belong" 

 

That's all they've got left now. Buzzwords and nostalgia. 

 

I fucking love it! 

[Elite]

11 minutes ago, aRdja said:

They have a decent list of players... if everyone’s fit, I’d start like the below

 

Martial———Lukaku———Rashford

-———Pogba———Lingard————

—————-—Matic————————

Shaw—Lindelof——Smalling—Young

——————De Gea———————-

 

Sanchez to come in for any of the front three if he could regain his form back. Definitely top 4 material.

That team is not better than Us, City, Chelsea and Spurs. They'd be in a shoot out with Arsenal for 5th.

[Elite]

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=753145875078105&id=365076723656400

 

Hope this link works, I was in stitches.