Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[SammyAftershave]

That would just about seal his David Speedie-like legendary status here.

[Bamo]

7 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Last minute winner from Origi again please. 

Or the N'Gog, with Allison doing the Pepe sprint 

[Jose Jones]

I'd go for Moreno coming on as a last minute sub and scoring the 4th in an absolute hammering.  Dossena style.

[Jairzinho]

I'd like to see a James Milner hat-trick. 

[liverpoolsno9]

I’d like to see 90 mins of emabarassment for the Portuguese cunt.  90% possession, 50 shots, 20 corners and a 5-0 win. Completely outclassed in every department. Rub the twats nose in it with the whole ground laughing and taking the piss out of him all through the game and then watch the horrible cunt squirm and blame everyone and everything.  Throwing all his players under the bus in the process. We can but dream. 

[Harry Squatter]

And all their cunt fans walking out after the fourth or fifth goal, going quiet after singing their usual "how do you know it means that?" Victim songs. 

[corro]

I fucking hate this fixture. More so with that cunt managing them. Matic, lurch and Herrera midfield all niggling fouls breaking up play stop start to break up any rhythm. Lumped balls to Lukaku for the knock ons. Full on Mourinho dog shit football. It usually works for him against us. This is his get out of jail card. Hope I’m wrong.

 

 

[Ginny]

theres no good time to play these cunts but I think next week is the worst timing. I hope we contain and control the cunts. Put the nail in. Embarrass that massive cunt managing them. 

[ZonkoVille77]

7 minutes ago, Ginny said:

theres no good time to play these cunts but I think next week is the worst timing. I hope we contain and control the cunts. Put the nail in. Embarrass that massive cunt managing them. 

 

Exactly my thoughts. Of any cunts to lose an unbeaten record to, these are clearly the worst. We're not going to be going through the whole season unbeaten, so it would have been nice to get our first loss out of the way instead of giving these cunts the chance to do it.

 

Having uttered all that, these are fucking shite so we should be beating them. Arsenal should have won during the week but just didn't concentrate fully at the back. We won't be so stupid.

[magicrat]

They'll batter us 0-0

[Anubis]

I'll take an exact repeat of the Origi goal from the Derby, thanks. Same circumstances, same timing, and Klopp handing Mourinho a crate of water to hulk-out on.

[Lee909]

Not sure if I'd rather batter them or get battered for 95 mins and score a totally undeserved winner from a dodgy free kick in the 97th min when only 5 mins where added on. 

 

Or another 'ghost' goal winner

[an tha]

Haven't beaten them in league since the 3-0 at the toilet in 2014.

 

Not good enough and has to change.

[Ronnie Whelan]

We are due a victory against them but i've a horrible feeling every time we play them. Spawny bastards.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I can see Shitcoat doing a reprise of his Allardyce tribute act from 2014 and this ending goalless - at which all the Orcs will jizz their drawers, because they've stopped us from increasing our 16-point lead over them.

[TheBitch]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MatchoftheDave/status/1071406788904411136

[Aventus]

36 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

https://mobile.twitter.com/MatchoftheDave/status/1071406788904411136

He deserves a clap for Match of the Dave. 

[Ginny]

Not sure if I want to beat these cunts 4-0 or score in 94th minute with a penalty or last kick of the game just to really rub it in. 

[Carvalho Diablo]

I want us to take all the chances we create and fucking embarrass them by about 10 nil (like we should have done against Napoli). Would be glorious to hammer the final nail into Mourinho's coffin.

[chris71]

Go full throttle and hammer these fuckers before half time and for the second half another 2 or 3 goals keep the boot on the throat for 90 mins. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Feels like we never do them. Even at their shittest they leave with something. 

[Byrnie]

I bloody hate playing these cunts. We really owe them a hiding.

[Oh Buoy]

I'm just not up for this game. A few seasons back (probably post-2014) when the fixtures were released I'd always see where games like these were but of late (and for the last few seasons) this has been a fucking dull/depressing fixture. I have a few United family members from my dads side that if I recall most of the recent conversions it's always been in agreement of how shit the game was. 

 

22 Mar 2015: Liverpool v Manchester United - 1-2 - L

12 Sep 2015: Manchester United v Liverpool - 3-1 - L 

17 Jan 2016: Liverpool v Manchester United - 0-1 - L

10 Mar 2016: Liverpool v Manchester United - 2-0 - W

17 Mar 2016: Manchester United v Liverpool - 1-1 - D

17 Oct 2016: Liverpool v Manchester United - 0-0 - D

15 Jan 2017: Manchester United v Liverpool - 1-1 - D

14 Oct 2017: Liverpool v Manchester United - 0-0 - D

10 Mar 2018: Manchester United v Liverpool - 2-1 - L

 

W: 1 - Europa (last league win: 16 Mar 2014)

D: 4

L: 4

 

There's been no atmosphere because the tension in the game has depleted with the lack of local lads involved. Combine that with two sets of managers (VG + Maureen) that have really pushed for defend and counter/draw and the derby-feel just had eroded over the last few years. It's telling that the City games have more energy and excitement about this because they come to play football, United come for a draw or a smash/grab approach. 

 

I want us to win but I don't want us to win by 1 or 2 goals, I want us to really take this to them. A 5/6-0 is what I'm looking for because I feel that's the only way you'd bring some controlled anger back into this fixture. At the moment, 1/2-0 wins for either side only pleases one person and that's the cunt who brings a bus and tries to churn up the most miserable, shit and rancid type of football possible. 

[TheHowieLama]

Just win baby

[Guest]

What would be worse to them. Beating us and City going top or losing to us and us staying top?