Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[TheHowieLama]

Awesome

[El Rojo]

I’ve seen it all now - a young Martin Keown getting a route one injury time winner from the Millwall 1987 playbook and his genius manager celebrating by attacking a crate of his club’s official energy drink. 

 

Young Boys will know they were in a game tonight. 

[Guest]

All they need to do in every round is avoid conceding a goal and then lumping it up to Fellaini for an injury time winner.

 

Easy this football management lark.

[cloggypop]

The expense and wages of that squad and Fellaini is genuinely their best player. 

[TheHowieLama]

Got to hand it to him - great away performance

 

 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

32 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

The expense and wages of that squad and Fellaini is genuinely their best player. 

 

He’s not even close to being their best player. I’d agree however that he’s one of their most useful players, and best performing players. All thanks to Mourinhos ability to turn a squad of very good to world class players into a very average team.

 

[Guest Alex_K]

Every day he stays is a day closer to De Gea leaving, Martial leaving, irreparable damage to their top 4 hopes, reduction in their spending power etc. Only the most short sighted would want him gone now — it’s only a matter of time, but the longer he can dig his heels in the better. And once he does leave, he deserves to live the rest of his life in ignominy out of his Mancunian hotel room.

[Bjornebye]

[Chairman Meow]

The rich mans Dave Bassett.

[Stickman]

"Just when I thought I was out that twat Fellaini pulls me back in again"

 

 

 

[Mook]

October 2016 - Mourinho slams 'humiliating' Conte celebrations

 

Mourinho endured a torrid return to Stamford Bridge, with Conte's Chelsea comprehensively winning 4-0 thanks to goals from Pedro, Gary Cahill, Eden Hazard and N'Golo Kante.

 

Mourinho's frustrations were evident at the final whistle as he remonstrated with Conte about his behaviour on the touchline, feeling the Italian had "humiliated" him and his team with his hysterical celebrations.

Italian TV reported that he angrily said to his rival at the final whistle: "You don't celebrate like that at 4-0, you can do it at 1-0, otherwise it's humiliating for us." It was certainly a prolonged handshake in which pleasantries were in short supply.

 

November 2018

 

"That is much more comfortable than being on the bench. I am pretty sure a proper football manager would never criticise another for what they do on the touchline. For the ones who have a nice life, it is different."

[Elite]

40 minutes ago, Mook said:

October 2016 - Mourinho slams 'humiliating' Conte celebrations

 

Mourinho endured a torrid return to Stamford Bridge, with Conte's Chelsea comprehensively winning 4-0 thanks to goals from Pedro, Gary Cahill, Eden Hazard and N'Golo Kante.

 

Mourinho's frustrations were evident at the final whistle as he remonstrated with Conte about his behaviour on the touchline, feeling the Italian had "humiliated" him and his team with his hysterical celebrations.

Italian TV reported that he angrily said to his rival at the final whistle: "You don't celebrate like that at 4-0, you can do it at 1-0, otherwise it's humiliating for us." It was certainly a prolonged handshake in which pleasantries were in short supply.

 

November 2018

 

"That is much more comfortable than being on the bench. I am pretty sure a proper football manager would never criticise another for what they do on the touchline. For the ones who have a nice life, it is different."

He's a walking contradiction.

 

Oh and a cunt, I can't leave that bit out 

[Dr Nowt]

10 hours ago, Alex_K said:

Every day he stays is a day closer to De Gea leaving, Martial leaving, irreparable damage to their top 4 hopes, reduction in their spending power etc. Only the most short sighted would want him gone now — it’s only a matter of time, but the longer he can dig his built-up heels in the better. And once he does leave, he deserves to live the rest of his life in ignominy out of his Mancunian hotel room.

 

Agreed.

[TheHowieLama]

I've just read that Mourinho hopes Sanchez will be out for a long time.

[SammyAftershave]

Is it a wee bit strange to have the same picture in two different photo frames on your coffee table?

 

 

Also, is that one of Simon's perpetual motion machines he's lying next to?

[TheHowieLama]

He should be negged for the smiley alone -- also looks like the dog has been sentenced to community service.

[Aventus]

12 hours ago, SammyAftershave said:

Is it a wee bit strange to have the same picture in two different photo frames on your coffee table?

 

 

Also, is that one of Simon's perpetual motion machines he's lying next to?

 

[TheHowieLama]

He shouldn't be compared to United when they were good.

[littletedwest]

They'll win today but that team he's picked is hilarious. 

[3 Stacks]

Matic might be the worst performing starting player in the league this season. He's a comedy show. 

[Kloppite]

As much as I am loving this score line it is a very sad day because there is no way Jose is going to survive this weekend getting beat by Southampton.

[Ginny]

Don’t worry they’ll win 3-2

[Kloppite]

8 minutes ago, Ginny said:

Don’t worry they’ll win 3-2

Don't know whether to laugh or cry; hopefully it will stay 2-2 and he can have a stay of execution.

[Elite]

The mancs are shit but they still haven't lost the ability to keep fighting and turn games around, something we still lack despite being a superior team.

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

32 minutes ago, 3 Stacks said:

Matic might be the worst performing starting player in the league this season. He's a comedy show. 

 

Like many others in their squad he’s been excellent under other managers, and doesn’t perform now.