Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Special. 

http://newsthump.com/2018/10/01/mourinho-my-mum-still-thinks-im-special/

[Oh Buoy]

Just been sent this by a yernited fan: 

 

 

Said it's great they're getting behind the manager after winning 3 trophies in the last few years and got told that "Mou can fuck off - we want Zidane". Asked why they'd want to sack a successful manager and got "we're man united we do what we want". 

 

Just going to delete the cunt instead of trying to untangle that logic.

[Lee909]

So now the community shield is worth bragging about

[TheHowieLama]

Apparently some players care more than others - Masterclass 2053

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

https://mobile.twitter.com/WeLoveManCityFC/status/1046829609369657345/video/1

[3 Stacks]

The Alexis signing was post-Ferguson Man United and Mourinho's career in a microcosm. Signing a 30 year old when they've already got two of the most talented young players in the world playing in his position because they can't be bothered to plan on a long-term basis. And then thinking they're Billy Big Bollocks by "pipping" City but in order to do so they have to pay him wages that even they won't consider just to keep putting on the act that they're a top club.

 

The whole thing is just so funny and it's absolutely beautiful how much its gone wrong. I thought it was a terrible move when it happened but it has transpired so much worse than I could even hope or imagine.  

[Razoray]

Sacked six of their last 7 managers and that'll be 7 of 8 soon. But they don't sack managers, no way.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

The Alexis signing was post-Ferguson Man United and Mourinho's career in a microcosm. Signing a 30 year old when they've already got two of the most talented young players in the world playing in his position because they can't be bothered to plan on a long-term basis. And then thinking they're Billy Big Bollocks by "pipping" City but in order to do so they have to pay him wages that even they won't consider just to keep putting on the act that they're a top club.

 

The whole thing is just so funny and it's absolutely beautiful how much its gone wrong. I thought it was a terrible move when it happened but it has transpired so much worse than I could even hope or imagine.  

I was gutted when they signed him. Thought he might be the one that made them fly along with Matic, Mata and Pogba. Thankfully.... Sanchez and Pogba haven't worked. That squad on paper should be challenging. His ego is too big these days. He did well early in his career but everyone can see through him these days. 

[Section_31]

Flying banners over grounds is also single handedly the saddest thing I've ever seen, it makes me ashamed to be English. 

 

If the mancs were a kid they'd turn up on no uniform day with a 'just do it' Nike t-shirt on and take the piss out of everyone else's clothes, get snotted, start crying, then their mum (Who works in insurance but has taken the afternoon off for the odious little shitbag) would come in to see the head and demand action was taken.

 

He'd also be the first kid in the class to have a Mega drive, bought for him by his nan because she knows her son (The kid's dad) secretly hates him and she feels guilty. 

[rubble-rouser]

1 hour ago, Section_31 said:

Flying banners over grounds is also single handedly the saddest thing I've ever seen, it makes me ashamed to be English. 

 

If the mancs were a kid they'd turn up on no uniform day with a 'just do it' Nike t-shirt on and take the piss out of everyone else's clothes, get snotted, start crying, then their mum (Who works in insurance but has taken the afternoon off for the odious little shitbag) would come in to see the head and demand action was taken.

 

He'd also be the first kid in the class to have a Mega drive, bought for him by his nan because she knows her son (The kid's dad) secretly hates him and she feels guilty. 

The lad who insisted on drinking Asahi on draught on a Friday when it first came out because it was the most expensive pint and he'd fallen for the advertising, loudly told the entire bar how it was the best pint in the world and we'd all be drinking Japanese beer by 2006, only to feel progressively more nauseous and jealous of the rest of the lads ignoring him and laughing into their Kronenbourg and Fosters while his superiority gives way to self-loathing and  anger. 

[VladimirIlyich]

7 minutes ago, rubble-rouser said:

The lad who insisted on drinking Asahi on draught on a Friday when it first came out because it was the most expensive pint and he'd fallen for the advertising, loudly told the entire bar how it was the best pint in the world and we'd all be drinking Japanese beer by 2006, only to feel progressively more nauseous and jealous of the rest of the lads ignoring him and laughing into their Kronenbourg and Fosters while his superiority gives way to self-loathing and  anger. 

I have never heard of Asahi in my life.

[Oh Buoy]

Anyone drinking Fosters should just come out and confess that they are a yernited support. 

 

Shit beer, made for cunts. 

 

 

[El Rojo]

1 hour ago, rubble-rouser said:

The lad who insisted on drinking Asahi on draught on a Friday when it first came out because it was the most expensive pint and he'd fallen for the advertising, loudly told the entire bar how it was the best pint in the world and we'd all be drinking Japanese beer by 2006, only to feel progressively more nauseous and jealous of the rest of the lads ignoring him and laughing into their Kronenbourg and Fosters while his superiority gives way to self-loathing and  anger. 

Hmmmm. I'm struggling with this analogy. Fosters makes Carling seem like it's decent quality.

[JagSquared]

2 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

I have never heard of Asahi in my life.

It’s by the shadow, where the ash river meets the jade sea in the east of Essos.

[johnsusername]

I like Asahi.

[SasaS]

11 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Apparently some players care more than others - Masterclass 2053

And some players' mothers...

 

[TheHowieLama]

Its no Ichiban

[Section_31]

In every group of teenage lads there's always a weirdo who pretends to Like Guinness. Usually he wears a long dark coat and is called Phil. Is interesting in some ways, but not in others.

[Bjornebye]

12 hours ago, TheHowieLama said:

Apparently some players care more than others - Masterclass 2053

Some players mothers are fatter than others

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

17 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

In every group of teenage lads there's always a weirdo who pretends to Like Guinness. Usually he wears a long dark coat and is called Phil. Is interesting in some ways, but not in others.

You’ve just described my nephew bar the name.

[Stickman]

10 hours ago, Razoray said:

Sacked six of their last 7 managers and that'll be 7 of 8 soon. But they don't sack managers, no way.

 

 

And whiskey nose would have gone if he hadn't flucked the cup in 1990.

[Tony Moanero]

29 minutes ago, Stickman said:

 

 

And whiskey nose would have gone if he hadn't flucked the cup in 1990.

Most likely. You don’t fluke trophy wins though. Makes you sound like a bitter, twisted Evertonian.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

On another note, does anybody else think there's a few similarities between that Howson gobshite from Full Time Devils (the bloke who took foreign United fans on a tour of free entry pubs around the ground and charged them about £50 for the privilege) and Robyn, the slightly clumsy nurse character from BBC hospital drama Casualty? 

[Tony Moanero]

2 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

On another note, does anybody else think there's a few similarities between that Howson gobshite from Full Time Devils (the bloke who took foreign United fans on a tour of free entry pubs around the ground and charged them about £50 for the privilege) and Robyn, the slightly clumsy nurse character from BBC hospital drama Casualty? 

 

Never heard of the cunts.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

 

Never heard of the cunts.

You need to get out more Tony. Or, maybe I do? 

 

Either way, you're right. Cunts.