Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

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7 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Potentially the most turgid game of football the league has ever seen. 

Hoooooo!!

[RedKnight]

4 hours ago, clangers said:

Rafa's over there next weekend. I know Newcastle are awful at the moment but the idea of them getting their first win of the season with Rafa stood next to Maureen.....even a draw would be funny.

Benitez would have attack them for that to happen.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Caption on MOTD for the third goal shows the centre backs 24 yards apart with Arnautovic right in the middle.

 

Now, I'm not a defensive coaching expert, but...

[Megadrive Man]

18 hours ago, Johnlj said:

Worst start for them in 29 years. Long live Mourinho.

They haven't even had a difficult start. We have had a much tougher opening 7 games and are 9 points clear of them!

[Tj hooker]

10 minutes ago, MegadriveMan said:

They haven't even had a difficult start. We have had a much tougher opening 7 games and are 9 points clear of them!

Yeah but all the Refs are against them and won't give them there usual 2 penalties per game it's a conspiracy  I tell yeh 

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Same points haul as Moyes had at the same stage.

 

I hope the comedy lasts as long.

[Dr Nowt]

Hoping he does a homage to Moyes’ delirious celebration of an equaliser against Fulham at home.

 

Football’s answer to Del Boy falling through the bar, which by rights should have featured Steve Round wearing an electric blue suit.

[Aventus]

26 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Same points haul as Moyes had at the same stage.

 

I hope the comedy lasts as long.

Moyes had a better goal difference too. 

 

And Mourinho had the luxury of spending about 4 times the amount that Moyes did. 

 

 

[Tj hooker]

Love the way the Anchor on BT said after the match that he's spent a quarter of a billion quid , let's face it on mostly shite .

Just a thought Sanchezs wages for 4 months buys you 1 Andy Robertson just staggering. 

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5 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Love the way the Anchor on BT said after the match that he's spent a quarter of a billion quid , let's face it on mostly shite .

Just a thought Sanchezs wages for 4 months buys you 1 Andy Robertson just staggering. 

Never watch them really but was astounded to see fellaini and Smalling still in the side despite what they've spent.

[cloggypop]

Fellaini is genuinely their best outfield player. I've been telling Mancs this for the last couple of years and they are actually starting to agree with me. 

[thegreatelephant]

Liverpool v Man Utd: Transfer spending comparison since summer 2016

Team	Total spend	Fees received	Total net spend
Liverpool	£411.55m	£289.65m	£121.9m
Man Utd	£392.55m	£85.3m	£307.25m

 

so all that for a minus 2 goal difference. what a useless fucking cunt.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

59 minutes ago, cloggypop said:

Fellaini is genuinely their best outfield player. I've been telling Mancs this for the last couple of years and they are actually starting to agree with me. 

Yep, Fellaini and Young are probably their most consistent performers under Mourinho. Fellaini in particular suits how they set up, all elbows and knock downs.

[Ne Moe Imya]

Just been over to redcafe to see how seriously they're taking the rumours that some of the players expect him to be sacked and also to see what the rumour mill says about his replacement.

 

I hadn't realised just how dire their options are, really. I thought they'd just pay the 25m to sack Jose and replace him with someone much better and then as of next season perhaps be a threat to us again, but if the names their fans are rattling off are any indication I can see why the board might just want to keep him. At least he has a pedigree, even if he is only one step short of burning down Old Trafford at this point.

 

Wenger, Bielsa, Howe, even Martinez (!) are being discussed as serious options. All of them "only if we also add a quality DOF," of course. Most seem to want Pochettino, Tuchel or Low, but those seem kinda unrealistic to me. Tuchel just took the PSG job, Pochettino must know that United is a poisoned chalice and he will have better opportunities, and Low has been with Germany for 12 years now and doesn't seem to want to go anywhere. Obviously Zidane is linked as well but that move would carry a lot of risk in my book and it's not like Madrid played beautiful football under him.

 

Jardim might be an interesting one, but short of that it's really a pretty threadbare cabinet of potential managers for them given how many are off-limits for one reason or other. If they ended up with Eddie Howe or Roberto Martinez I might not ever stop laughing!

[manwiththestick]

No mentions of Big Sam?

[Captain Turdseye]

They should never have sacked the chosen one. 

 

 

[Jennings]

[clangers]

27 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

They should never have sacked the chosen one. 

 

 

The class of 92 as they've been labelled are desperate to avoid blaming Maureen, they were all over Moyes and LVG. Until yesterday that was, Neville's probably eyeing up a role with them and doesn't want to muddy the waters.

[Lee909]

12 minutes ago, Jennings said:

I was really hoping Wenger would eventually just lose his rag and twat the cunt. 

He could never have lived that down. 

 

 

It'll be Zidane,he wants the job, he is a huge name and they'll give him shit loads to spend. 

 

I hope they got Tuchel as i think he is a serial killer looking twat and not a great coach either imo

 

If he manages to see out till post Jan then Pochitinno might get a crack as i think he wants them or Madrid

[Lee909]

4 minutes ago, clangers said:

The class of 92 as they've been labelled are desperate to avoid blaming Maureen, they were all over Moyes and LVG. Until yesterday that was, Neville's probably eyeing up a role with them and doesn't want to muddy the waters.

 

 

Giggseh and Neville dream team please

[littletedwest]

Exactly they need the class of 92 to save them. Or keep Jose,  proven winner just needs more money to get them back to where they were

[TheHowieLama]

1 hour ago, manwiththestick said:

No mentions of Big Sam?

Not publicly

[Elite]

[Oh Buoy]

Is there a way to publicly vote for Eddie Howe? 

[TheBitch]

Back Jose. 

 

That makes the most sense to me. Back him to the tune of twelvety hundred million.