Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Jairzinho]

I sink I sinked.

[lifetime fan]

I took no pleasure in that at all. He may be a twat but that just looked like a 50 year old falling over on his face.

 

 

You're a better person than me.

 

I loved it. The cunt.

[Caramac]

The fella who assisted him was in the right place at the right time.

[Josef Svejk]

I took no pleasure in that at all. He may be a twat but that just looked like a 50 year old falling over on his face.

Jeremy Beadle thinks you're a wanker. I don't know how you can live with yourself...

[the chimp]

The fella who assisted him was in the right place at the right time.

 

Yeah. Looked like he was there to help.

[the chimp]

I took no pleasure in that at all. He may be a twat but that just looked like a 50 year old falling over on his face.

 

Had to neg buddy. He'd happily trip his own nan over, The spiteful cunt.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Had to neg buddy. He'd happily trip his own nan over, The spiteful cunt.

I'll accept, but I just can't feel the same. It's weird because he's obviously a cunt but I just can't take pleasure in that sort of stuff.

[the chimp]

I'll accept, but I just can't feel the same. It's weird because he's obviously a cunt but I just can't take pleasure in that sort of stuff.

 

Nah, I get that mate I genuinely do. In truth for almost anyone else I'd be of the same mind, For me, when I saw that I just remembered him slagging off ambulance services,  costing referees their careers, eye gouging, calling other managers "specialists in failure" etc., and took enjoyment in the obvious dent to his ego and embarrassment (I'd guess, given his narcissism) that falling over would cause him..

[Grinch]

Didn't know he convinced Costa to stay at Atletico that summer we wanted him.  Promised him to be back in the next summer with more money and the rest is history.

 

Real shame.

[Trumo]

Had to neg buddy. He'd happily trip his own nan over, The spiteful cunt.

 

Harsh on his nan that.

[Section_31]

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/sport/football/jose-mourinhos-astonishing-%c2%a350million-threat-to-john-terry-at-chelsea-revealed/ar-BBN5CjR?ocid=spartanntp

 

John Terry has revealed the sensational threat Jose Mourinho issued him during a training session at Chelsea.

The former England centre-back played under the Portuguese both times he was in charge of the Blues and the pair won three Premier League titles together.

And Terry has opened up on the time he was utterly embarrassed by Mourinho following one of those successful league campaigns.

 

"He stopped the training session, came in, threw down his pad," he recalled to the MailOnline. "'If you keep giving the ball away, I will go and buy someone for £50million’

 

 

 

Wow, what a management genius, Shankly-esque.

[Jairzinho]

The response now would probably be "yeah, but they'll be shit".

[magicrat]

Fixed

 

John Terry has revealed the sensational threat Jose Mourinho issued him during a training session at Chelsea.

The former England centre-back played under the Portuguese both times he was in charge of the Blues and the pair won three Premier League titles together.

And Terry has opened up on the time he was utterly embarrassed by Mourinho following one of those successful league campaigns.

 

"He stopped the training session, came in, threw down his pad," he recalled to the MailOnline. "'If you keep giving the ball away, I will go and buy someone for £50million’ "There will be no more dodgy cup final tickets, racially abusing other players and you'll have to go shoplifting with your Ma."

[suzy]

Didn't know he convinced Costa to stay at Atletico that summer we wanted him. Promised him to be back in the next summer with more money and the rest is history.

 

Real shame.

Makes me hate him more

[Lario]

Hopefully this'll be this cunt's "Facts Rant".

 

Jose Mourinho launches strong defence of Marcus Rashford's development at Man Utd

By Michael Kelleher

Jose Mourinho has defended his treatment of Marcus Rashford

 

Jose Mourinho has launched an impassioned defence of his development of Marcus Rashford, insisting the England international has played "an incredible number of minutes" under him at Manchester United.

Rashford has managed just one start and a total of 122 minutes in the Premier League this season, a situation that will not improve in the short term due to a three-game ban for headbutting Burnley's Phil Bardsley.

In contrast, the 20-year-old found himself cast in a starring role for Southgate's England over the past week, scoring both of the team's goals against Spain and Switzerland and looking every inch an international-class forward.

Jamie Carragher said earlier this week Rashford may need to leave Old Trafford if he is to emerge as a world-class player but Mourinho insists that is not the case and he arrived at Friday morning's press conference armed with the numbers to back up his view.

"In the season 2016/17, Marcus Rashford played 32 Premier League matches, 11 Europa League matches including the final, three FA Cup matches, six League Cup matches including the final, 53 appearances," Mourinho said.

"If you want to take the minutes of play, he played 3,068 minutes. If you want to divide that by 90 minutes of the matches, he played 34.2 matches of 90 minutes.

"In the 2017/18 season, he played 35 Premier League matches, eight in the Champions League, five in the FA Cup including the final, three League Cup matches and the European Super Cup final.

"He played a total of 52 matches with 2, 676 minutes. If you divide that by 90 it gives 29.7 matches.

"So with me in two seasons, he had 105 appearances, 5, 744 minutes, 63.7 matches of 90 minutes including five finals so the people that are speaking about his minutes I think they are a bit confused."

Rashford was sent off as Romelu Lukaku's double earned Man Utd a 2-0 win at Burnley

Mourinho also took the opportunity to have a dig at some of United's competitors, comparing Rashford's development to some other top, young English players at rival clubs.

"Marcus Rashford is not Dominic Solanke. He is not Ruben Loftus-Cheek. He is not Dominic Calvert-Lewein," Mourinho said.

"He is Marcus Rashford - a Manchester United player, with an incredible number of appearances and an incredible number of minutes played at the highest level in the best possible competitions.

"So Manchester United supporters, for you and just for you to know what we are doing with Marcus Rashford, with Luke Shaw, with Jesse Lingard, with Scott McTominay, that is what we are doing here."

In total, Rashford has made 126 appearances for United, scoring 32 goals, since being handed his debut by Louis Van Gaal as an 18-year-old substitute against Midtjylland in February 2016.

Rashford scored twice on his United debut against Midtjylland in February 25, 2016

And Mourinho is confident Rashford, who joined United's academy at the age of seven, should be happy with the pace of his development at Old Trafford, despite external viewpoints to the contrary.

The United boss continued: "The kid is a good kid. The kid is a good player. The kid knows what Manchester United did for him, starting in the academy, then Mr Van Gaal's support, then my support and the club's support and the new contract and the new shirt and being selected for every single match since I am here.

"Marcus Rashford was selected for every single match. He was never one day out of selection because of my decision. He knows and that is the most important thing.

"But again, media is very important and I think it is very important that Manchester United supporters know the truth.

"That is why I am going so specific about these numbers.

[El Rojo]

Van Gaal would definitely still take him in a fight.

[thegreatelephant]

or have the heaviest figure in a guess the weight of their testicles contest

[Jennings]

I notice he didn't pick Trent for the comparison..

[Grinch]

Rashford has played a hell of a lot for a player nowhere near good enough to be starting regularly for a top side.  Then again, so has Lukaku.

[Dr Nowt]

The content of absolutely everything he says has been irrelevant and meaningless for 10 years +.  Analysing and trying to refute any of it is as pointless and bizarre as some of the debunking of Steve O’s observations on Liverpool players.

The current volume and mood of it however is to be very much enjoyed.  He’s cracking under a fraction of the press scrutiny so many have had in the past and, let’s face it, who doesn’t enjoy watching an absolute cunt make a show of themselves while they unravel?

[Trumo]

If Rashford wants more minutes on the pitch, I suggest he accepts being deployed as a full back.

[an tha]

For once I make the fucking beaut right here with what he has said about Rashford.

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, Dr Nowt said:

The content of absolutely everything he says has been irrelevant and meaningless for 10 years +.  Analysing and trying to refute any of it is as pointless and bizarre as some of the debunking of Steve O’s observations on Liverpool players.

The current volume and mood of it however is to be very much enjoyed.  He’s cracking under a fraction of the press scrutiny so many have had in the past and, let’s face it, who doesn’t enjoy watching an absolute cunt make a show of themselves while they unravel?

Only thing I’d change is I stopped listening to the cunt 14 years ago. 

[magicrat]

2 hours ago, Trumo said:

If Rashford wants more minutes on the pitch, I suggest he accepts being deployed as a full back.

Or groundsman 

[Dr Nowt]

Imagine the atmosphere there today, in Ferguson’s first game back at the stadium after life-saving surgery.  

 

Couldn’t even harness that to beat Wolves.