Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Strontium]

Ken told the inland revenue didn't owe them money because he lived by the sea.

Is this why Everton are building a stadium next to the river?

[Trumo]

Is this why Everton are building a stadium next to the river?

 

Nil Taxes Nisi Diddy Men.

[SlugTrail]

By their very definition, stats can't be subjective.

 

How people interpret said stats is subjective.

how you use them can though.

[magicrat]

Is this why Everton are building a stadium next to the river?

 

The banks of the Royal Blue Mersey so the old song went, 

[razor]

Ken Dodd avoided jail mind.

 

Do you want a jam butty after your tea or not?

[Josef Svejk]

Ken Dodd avoided jail mind.

Allegedly.

[amli]

2013

 

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says winning the Europa League would be a "big disappointment" - only a few months after rival Rafael Benitez guided the Blues to victory in the tournament.

Chelsea won Europe's second-tier club competition last season after failing to defend their Champions League title.

But Blues boss Mourinho told BBC Sport: "I don't want to win the Europa League.

"It would be a big disappointment for me. I don't want my players to feel the Europa League is our competition."

Benitez guided Chelsea to Europa League success in May by beating Benfica in the final.

 

2018

 

I repeat that two seasons ago we had a fantastic season by winning the Europa League, this season and last everybody thought Atlético Madrid amazing because they won the Europa League after being knocked out of the Champions League.

[Lario]

how you use them can though.

 

That's irrelevant.

 

The stat is the stat.

 

Like the stat in preseason that Klavan had scored more goals this season than Messi, Ronaldo, Suarez, etc. combined. Obviously they hadn't played any games at that stage, but the stat is still correct.

 

I've a feeling no matter how much I dumb it down, you're gonna come back with something to try prove your point, so I'll leave it at that.

[SlugTrail]

That's irrelevant.

 

The stat is the stat.

 

Like the stat in preseason that Klavan had scored more goals this season than Messi, Ronaldo, Suarez, etc. combined. Obviously they hadn't played any games at that stage, but the stat is still correct.

 

I've a feeling no matter how much I dumb it down, you're gonna come back with something to try prove your point, so I'll leave it at that.

you mean like you just have!

[A_S]

2013

 

Chelsea boss Jose Mourinho says winning the Europa League would be a "big disappointment" - only a few months after rival Rafael Benitez guided the Blues to victory in the tournament.

Chelsea won Europe's second-tier club competition last season after failing to defend their Champions League title.

But Blues boss Mourinho told BBC Sport: "I don't want to win the Europa League.

"It would be a big disappointment for me. I don't want my players to feel the Europa League is our competition."

Benitez guided Chelsea to Europa League success in May by beating Benfica in the final.

 

2018

 

I repeat that two seasons ago we had a fantastic season by winning the Europa League, this season and last everybody thought Atlético Madrid amazing because they won the Europa League after being knocked out of the Champions League.

 

That sums him up perfectly- it's always about him. What other manager in the world would piss on a trophy like that, simply to get a dig in at another manager? 

 

Then you look at him calling Wenger, a man who won the Premier League 3 times, a specialist in failure, before himself ranting about deserving more respect because he'd won 3 Premier League titles! 

 

Announcing he was fucking off to Madrid only a couple of days after winning the treble with Milan took the cake though. Fuck his team, he had to be in the spotlight again. 

 

Just a massive self-serving cunt. 

[RobbieOR]

Him being a hypocrite a few years later isn’t really that bad. Kloppo hasn’t done it. It’s mainly the fact he’s a really unpleasant man and as you said it’s always about him rather than his team.

[Boss]

Pogba on Mourinho: We have a coach / player relationship. One thing I can promise is that i'll always give my all 100% regardless of which coach. I'll give my all for United always. That's all I can say. My future is currently in Manchester. I'm playing there at the moment but who knows what will happen in the near future.

 

Let the exodus begin.

[3 Stacks]

Yeah, if nothing changes this season, Pogba will leave. After the marketing of his return, It will all have been a huge waste of time and he'll land on his feet at a currently more successful club. Immensely satisfying.  

[rubble-rouser]

Pogba on Mourinho: We have a coach / player relationship. One thing I can promise is that i'll always give my all 100% regardless of which coach. I'll give my all for United always. That's all I can say. My future is currently in Manchester. I'm playing there at the moment but who knows what will happen in the near future.

 

Let the exodus begin.

 

Or is this a push to get rid of the sour tramp?

[No2]

I hope he stays. He is their marquee player and shite, that works for me.

[Captain Howdy]

Him being a hypocrite a few years later isn’t really that bad. Kloppo hasn’t done it. It’s mainly the fact he’s a really unpleasant man and as you said it’s always about him rather than his team.

Yep, all managers are precious and tetchy, probably to do with the pressure but Mourinho seems to be fundamentally as you say a really unpleasant man.Was he horrible when he first went to Chelsea ? I seem to remember him having a certain charm, or is my memory flawed?

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Yep, all managers are precious and tetchy, probably to do with the pressure but Mourinho seems to be fundamentally as you say a really unpleasant man.Was he horrible when he first went to Chelsea ? I seem to remember him having a certain charm, or is my memory flawed?

He had closed ranks and the rent boys loved him. Them against the world. Not sure anyone loves him anymore. Him against the world. My money's on the world.

[Carvalho Diablo]

Mourinho going down again...

Shocking dive from Mourinho last nightpic.twitter.com/XIRbamet9a

— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) September 9, 2018

[magicrat]

Mourinho going down again...

Shocking dive from Mourinho last nightpic.twitter.com/XIRbamet9a

— Football Fights (@footbalIfights) September 9, 2018

 

He's only gone and learnt that from Ashley Young 

[Numero Veinticinco]

I took no pleasure in that at all. He may be a twat but that just looked like a 50 year old falling over on his face.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Reminded me of the accident at work woman. Always made me laugh when she hit the floor like a sack of shit.

[Section_31]

I took no pleasure in that at all. He may be a twat but that just looked like a 50 year old falling over on his face.

It was hilarious, he's a bellend and was trying to be a smart arse jumping over the rope. Fuck him.

[Dr Nowt]

At the very, very least there could have been a hobnail boot rising to meet his nose as he went down.

 

Missed opportunity, for me.

[magicrat]

I took no pleasure in that at all. He may be a twat but that just looked like a 50 year old falling over on his face.

 

The worst part was when he got up and walked away

[Section_31]

The worst part was when he got up and walked away