Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Section_31]

Mourinho has gone full retard! SSN just now.

What's he saying? I ain't got that shit

[rubble-rouser]

What's he saying? I ain't got that shit

 

Finishing second last year was probably his best achievement as a manager, passively aggressively slagging Pochettino and Klopp. 

[Jennings]

Jose is just not comfortable with who he is.

[Jairzinho]

He is a complete cunt, to be fair.

[Mark M]

What's he saying? I ain't got that shit

 

As the press where closing in around him and he realised the end was near he started ranting - 

 

You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

[Jenson]

Listing all your past achievements is when you know you are finished.

[Bob]

I saw a comment under the BBC article which I think was dead on.

 

A big part of the problem for him and United is that he’s constantly looking backwards about what he’s done, while everyone else looks ahead.

[Dr Nowt]

The descent into full-blown madness is well underway.

 

Imagine having his life and hating it.

 

A sad, laughable cunt and no mistake.

[Trumo]

He's the sort of guy who is thinking about his hand while his missus is riding him balls deep.

[manwiththestick]

They will scape a one goal victory tomorrow against Burnley and he'll go on the pitch at full time swinging his arms up and down to the away fans as a signal that the special one is back, he'll then be full of nonchalant bravado to the cameras and claim the victory with his threadbare team was down to them listening to his instructions then throws in a veiled dig at Klopp. Paddy Power puts them second favourites for the league and 10/1 for the quadruple and Garth Crooks picks half the team in his team of the week.

[Bjornebye]

They will scape a one goal victory tomorrow against Burnley and he'll go on the pitch at full time swinging his arms up and down to the away fans as a signal that the special one is back, he'll then be full of nonchalant bravado to the cameras and claim the victory with his threadbare team was down to them listening to his instructions then throws in a veiled dig at Klopp. Paddy Power puts them second favourites for the league and 10/1 for the quadruple and Garth Crooks picks half the team in his team of the week.

Spot on I reckon

[magicrat]

They will scape a one goal victory tomorrow against Burnley and he'll go on the pitch at full time swinging his arms up and down to the away fans as a signal that the special one is back, he'll then be full of nonchalant bravado to the cameras and claim the victory with his threadbare team was down to them listening to his instructions then throws in a veiled dig at Klopp. Paddy Power puts them second favourites for the league and 10/1 for the quadruple and Garth Crooks picks half the team in his team of the week.

 

Garth knows

[Ronnie Whelan]

They will scape a one goal victory tomorrow against Burnley and he'll go on the pitch at full time swinging his arms up and down to the away fans as a signal that the special one is back, he'll then be full of nonchalant bravado to the cameras and claim the victory with his threadbare team was down to them listening to his instructions then throws in a veiled dig at Klopp. Paddy Power puts them second favourites for the league and 10/1 for the quadruple and Garth Crooks picks half the team in his team of the week.

Yeah. You can write the script. The extra bits will be that the winning goal will be from pogba being offside with smudger smith declaring "world class players martin find space" and burnley will hit the post three times.

[Joe Strummer]

They will scape a one goal victory tomorrow against Burnley and he'll go on the pitch at full time swinging his arms up and down to the away fans as a signal that the special one is back, he'll then be full of nonchalant bravado to the cameras and claim the victory with his threadbare team was down to them listening to his instructions then throws in a veiled dig at Klopp. Paddy Power puts them second favourites for the league and 10/1 for the quadruple and Garth Crooks picks half the team in his team of the week.

Will they fuck.

 

They're playing Sunday.

[manwiththestick]

Will they fuck.

 

They're playing Sunday.

Shows how much I care that I didn't know.

[amli]

Listing all your past achievements is when you know you are finished.

I won the egg and spoon race in my primary school 40 years ago.

[El Rojo]

He’s a boring old melt.

[Shitty Arse]

As the press where closing in around him and he realised the end was near he started ranting -

 

You wanna fight me? You can't beat me! King Kong ain't got SHIT on me!

Training Day with Jose Mourinho. Eddie Howe spends the day being driven round by Jose being exposed to the dark arts of football management. Eye gouging. Encouraged to accept bungs from LMA members etc....

[Aventus]

I won the egg and spoon race in my primary school 40 years ago.

I got banned from competing in mine because I loudly laughed and pointed at a fat girl running in one of the races before I was due up.

 

I deffo would have won though.

 

#IfItHadn'tBeenForTheFatty

[razor]

What a season for the mancs!  The celebrations can start in earnest right now.

 

Their manager has won things in the past.

 

Lap of honour after the Burnley game.

[Boss]

He just said that last season with United was one of his greatest achievements in his career. 

[Johnlj]

Agitating for that payoff. His squad is bare to the bone. He forgot about the half billion pounds or thereabouts he have spend. I can\t believe I wanted him here instead of the Rafa back then. 

 

Although it could have been fun having him belting at Staddler and Waldorf and especially Cecil. Now he is the comedian who lost the plot abit like Jerry Seinfeld. A non entity who noone takes seriously anymore. Only Portugal or going back to Internazionale seems likely for him after he gets the sack.

[Ginny]

I dont think he could handle being out of the limelight. He comes across as someone who needs to be in a position where all eyes are on him. Like a drama queen. Obsessed with himself and wants to be talked about and looked at.

[Aventus]

Maybe he's a good guy in reality, he's playing the villain so the focus is off his players.

[Harry Squatter]

It's all just mind games. A Mourinho masterclass as Phil Neville would say.