Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[Trumo]

None of us would play for them regardless.

 

If somone had a gun pressed against the head of my daugther, my wife and my mother, theratening to kill all 3 of them if I diodn'y play for ManU. Then and only then would i use more than 2 seconds to reject.

 

You would do a Keyser Soze and show these men of will what will really was.

[Ne Moe Imya]

None of us would play for them regardless.

 

If somone had a gun pressed against the head of my daugther, my wife and my mother, theratening to kill all 3 of them if I diodn'y play for ManU. Then and only then would i use more than 2 seconds to reject.

 

If Manchester United offered me the chance to play for them I'd accept it happily.

 

I'd make sure the contract they offered me guaranteed me as much money as possible over as long a term as possible, regardless of performance. Then, in the first game I got on the pitch, I'd pass the ball directly to the opposition in my own box and rugby tackle De Gea to ensure they scored. 

 

Then before they had the chance to sub me I'd go kick the referee and get a red card. They'd obviously never play me again but I'd refuse all transfers and just soak them for money for years.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Mourinho's right, your fans are shite...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43484557?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_match_of_the_day&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport

[El Rojo]

Mourinho's right, your fans are shite...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43484557?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_match_of_the_day&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport

 

They should get that England supporters' brass band in for all their nursery rhyme chants.  A match made in heaven there.

[magicrat]

Mourinho's right, your fans are shite...

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43484557?ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbc_match_of_the_day&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=sport

Great idea songsheets for the Mancs. A few rousing choruses of "Fuck off back to Chelsea Jose"  followed by " Mourinho is a boring cunt" would do wonders for morale, 

[TheHowieLama]

If Manchester United offered me the chance to play for them I'd accept it happily.

 

I'd make sure the contract they offered me guaranteed me as much money as possible over as long a term as possible, regardless of performance. Then, in the first game I got on the pitch, I'd pass the ball directly to the opposition in my own box and rugby tackle De Gea to ensure they scored. 

 

Then before they had the chance to sub me I'd go kick the referee and get a red card. They'd obviously never play me again but I'd refuse all transfers and just soak them for money for years.

 

I would do the same on the whole contract thing - but being a gentleman would certainly give my all on the field whenever called upon. The fact I am over 50 and out of shape would take care of the rest.

[Dicko]

Benitez 'haters' is a bit strong. I think everybody but Rafa could see the car crash coming. He's gone,get over it.

Nope it was utter hatred.

But you're right it's an old chestnut now.

[Lario]

Hey lads.

 

Mourinho's a cunt.

 

As you were.

[Harry Squatter]

Wonder if the manc song sheet has any songs about their own club and not about Liverpool or Scousers.

[Rorschach08]

Wonder if the manc song sheet has any songs about their own club and not about Liverpool or Scousers.

off topic but your post just reminded me of a brilliant old article I read the other day written by an old school United fan about how much he hates some of their anti scouse songs, definitely worth a read if you haven't seen it,

 

https://sabotagetimes.com/football/liverpool-v-manchester-united-singing-about-rats-council-houses-proves-your-ignorance-of-the-rivalry

[Hand Shandy]

Most of the rabid Benitez haters have gone.

 

I think the only one left is stringy, and to be fair I don't recall him ever calling for Mourinho or Hodgson.

 

Think he wanted Curbishley.

So disappointed I didn't get a nibble here stringy.

[aRdja]

off topic but your post just reminded me of a brilliant old article I read the other day written by an old school United fan about how much he hates some of their anti scouse songs, definitely worth a read if you haven't seen it,

 

https://sabotagetimes.com/football/liverpool-v-manchester-united-singing-about-rats-council-houses-proves-your-ignorance-of-the-rivalry

I’ve always found it really strange that football fans in the UK, use poverty as a stick to beat supporters of other clubs. “Lol, you’re poor, you can’t get a job and have to forage for food in rubbish bins”. Seriously?

[chris71]

Wonder if the manc song sheet has any songs about their own club and not about Liverpool or Scousers.

It's been printed.

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Most of the rabid Benitez haters have gone.

 

 

They all died of shithouse dog AIDS.

[magicrat]

I’ve always found it really strange that football fans in the UK, use poverty as a stick to beat supporters of other clubs. “Lol, you’re poor, you can’t get a job and have to forage for food in rubbish bins”. Seriously?

 

The very fact you've paid the astronomical ticket price does suggest you are not destitute. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

They all died of shithouse dog AIDS.

Stringvest is immune?

[Trumo]

Stringvest is immune?

 

You don't survive the demise of the dinosaurs and the Ice Age without learning a few tricks.

[Oh Buoy]

I would do the same on the whole contract thing - but being a gentleman would certainly give my all on the field whenever called upon. The fact I am over 50 and out of shape would take care of the rest.

 

Just sign as De Gea 2.0 and go up for every corner hoping theres a counter attack and then joining in the celebrations when the other team scores.

[Harry Squatter]

I think he will be gone next season.

[Talismanic]

I think he will be gone next season.

Say it ain't so!

[Trumo]

[TheHowieLama]

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says his side "deserve a bit more respect"

 

 

No you don't

[magicrat]

Manchester United manager Jose Mourinho says his side "deserve a bit more respect"

 

 

No you don't

 

They deserve a massive kick in the plums . 

[TheHowieLama]

They deserve exactly what they are getting -- universal indeifference

[Jennings]

"The players are a bit better than people think and I am a bit better than people think."

 

He can't understand why he isn't held in the same regard as other Champion's League winning managers. It gets his goat that people like Rafa are revered by fans, yet he isn't.

He'll never have what he wants. His own ego prevented it ever happening.