Someone's having a real laugh - shitcoat to Utd.

[dockers_strike]

 

Jose Mourinho was involved in a furious dressing-room bust-up with Manchester City goalkeeper Ederson as tempers flared after Sunday’s derby.

 

Sources claimed the Manchester United manager had milk and water thrown at him after the spat with Ederson.

 

Mourinho was thought to have gone to the door of City’s dressing room to ask their players to show more respect as music blared and the Premier League leaders celebrated jubilantly.

 

But a war of words broke out and Ederson and Mourinho are believed to have been shouting at each other in Portuguese before the United manager eventually walked away.

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/12/10/jose-mourinho-furious-dressing-room-bust-up-man-city-keeper/

 

 

Milk and water? Dont these dolts know it is flour and water or milk and eggs?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Milk and water? Dont these dolts know it is flour and water or milk and eggs?

Or acid.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Hahaha, Mourinho saying they did enough to win the game. Fuck off you blert. 

[Elite]

Deflecting things away from his shit tactics. Take 1243.

Yep. Does it every time, he cannot accept any semblance of responsibility. He'd sell his own kids to cover his own arse.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Yep. Does it every time, he cannot accept any semblance of responsibility. He'd sell his own kids to cover his own arse.

 

Hope they get Barcelona in the next round of the CL, and get fucking twatted. 

[TheHowieLama]

Ederson has been quite a signing tbh.

[Lee909]

Yeah

Never heard of him to be honest before they bought him. Been good what ive seen

[amli]

Sources claimed the Manchester United manager had milk and water thrown at him.....

 

Bukakke

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

"Daniel Taylor

 

@DTguardian

 

This bust-up in the tunnel at Old Trafford today. It wasn't handbags: Mikel Arteta was left with blood pouring down face. Bottles as well as punches thrown. Romelu Lukaku prominently involved, according to witnesses."

 

I wonder if Lukaku missed with his punches?

[3 Stacks]

Daniel Taylor @DTguardian

This bust-up in the tunnel at Old Trafford today. It wasn't handbags: Mikel Arteta was left with blood pouring down face. Bottles as well as punches thrown. Romelu Lukaku prominently involved, according to witnesses.

 

Thug club. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Probably bollocks.

 

If not. 

 

City deducted 10 points and 3 players to get 6 match bans.

 

Mancs ordered to buy better milk. 

[Aventus]

"Daniel Taylor

 

@DTguardian

 

This bust-up in the tunnel at Old Trafford today. It wasn't handbags: Mikel Arteta was left with blood pouring down face. Bottles as well as punches thrown. Romelu Lukaku prominently involved, according to witnesses."

 

I wonder if Lukaku missed with his punches?

Was wondering what the fuck Arteta was doing there, didn't realise he was a coach at City.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/12/10/jose-mourinho-furious-dressing-room-bust-up-man-city-keeper/

 

Jose Mourinho was involved in a furious dressing-room bust-up with Manchester City goalkeeper Ederson as the Manchester derby descended into acrimony.

Sources claimed the Manchester United manager had milk and water thrown at him after the spat with Ederson.

Mourinho was thought to have gone to the door of City’s dressing room to ask their players to show more respect amid apparent disappointment over the way the Premier League leaders were celebrating their 2-1 win, as music blared from the visiting team dressing room.

But a war of words ended up breaking out at that point with Mourinho and Ederson believed to have been yelling at each other in Portuguese as a melee ensued involving players from both sides. There were even reports that Mourinho was hit on the head with a plastic water bottle, with security staff eventually forced to intervene.

The former Everton and Arsenal midfielder, Mikel Arteta, one of Pep Guardiola’s assistants, was left with blood running down his face after allegedly being cut above the eyebrow in the skirmishes, which evoked memories of the infamous Battle of the Buffet at Old Trafford in October 2004 when Sir Alex Ferguson was hit by pizza after United’s game with Arsenal turned ugly.

 

Eyewitnesses said that United striker Romelu Lukaku was another prominent figure in the skirmishes which spiralled out of control as police looked on from a distance.

Mourinho later accused City of being “protected by luck” after claiming his team were denied a “clear penalty” against their bitter rivals for the second successive season at Old Trafford.

Ander Herrera was booked for diving by referee Michael Oliver after a challenge by Nicolas Otamendi in the 79th minute that Mourinho was convinced was a foul by the City defender.

And the Portuguese simmered with injustice after also arguing that United had been denied a penalty in their 2-1 home loss to City in September last year when Claudio Bravo dived into a challenge on Wayne Rooney.

“Manchester City are a very good team and they are protected by the luck, and the gods of football are behind them,” Mourinho said.

“My first reaction is I feel sorry for referee Michael Oliver because he had a very good match but unfortunately he made an important mistake.

“It is like last season, exactly the same. You can speak about anything you want, you can bring any football theory, you can bring the stats, the ball possession, you can bring everything you want but, like last season, it is a huge penalty in a crucial moment of the game.

“Yes they [City] had much more of the ball, yes they had that apparent control of the game but the biggest save is the double save of their goalkeeper [Ederson from Romelu Lukaku and Juan Mata] and the biggest decision of the game is the unlucky decision of Michael [Oliver].”

 

Mourinho claimed City scored two “disgraceful” goals from United’s perspective – both of which had come from mistakes by Lukaku – but admitted the 11-point gap to City at the top of the table was a “significant distance” and cast doubt over whether his side would be able to bridge it.

“I think when you see Manchester City play, you expect Manchester City to score great goals, not to score two disgraceful goals,” he said. “They are the last goals you expect to concede against a quality team like Manchester City, two very bad goals... with a rebound. Incredible lucky or unlucky, depending on your perspective.

“It is a significant distance [to City now]. I don’t know [if we can make it up]. I know we can win next Wednesday [against Bournemouth]. We can work and fight for it. That is the only thing I say.”

Meanwhile, Pep Guardiola has raised fresh doubts over Vincent Kompany’s long-term future at Manchester City by admitting he can no longer rely on his captain’s fitness.

Kompany was substituted at half time at Old Trafford with yet another injury and Guardiola admitted he was running out of patience. The Belgium defender, who has 18 months left on his contract, has been plagued by injury for the past two years.

 

“Kompany is injured,” the City manager said. “We wait and see. Vinny is always like this – unfortunately we can’t count on him for a long time.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

[magicrat]

Milk and Water ?

Fucking pussies. Even Slur could manage a well aimed pizza

[Ne Moe Imya]

I want to know why no one is asking the really big questions here:

 

- how on earth is there a bust-up featuring Mourinho and he's not the one who gets punched in the face?

- I mean, seriously, Mourinho with his rat face is standing right there and it's Arteta who gets hit?

- who has the video of Jose taking a bunch of milk thrown right in the face?

- when will it be uploaded to the internet and where will it be available?

[Tj hooker]

Didn't see MOTD 2 but I'm guessing all these shenanigans got a full airing on it Yeah

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Mourinho really is a lying little bastard, we all know he has no self awareness and lives in a dream world but even for him it's bollocks. The press in this country let him off easy, the cheating little rat.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Ederson has been quite a signing tbh.

Yeah, Pep plucking another gem from nowhere for a world record fee.

 

Wish we would.

[Anubis]

Mourinho is a horrible little rat bastard. Well done to Ederson for winding him up. The Guardian reckon Shitcoat was screaming at Ederson something like 'Who are you? Give me some respect.'

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Is the tramp still living out of a Hotel? I hope none of the players or staff invite him over for Xmas and he's sat alone with an overdone Microwave meal for one. 

[Trumo]

"Daniel Taylor

 

@DTguardian

 

This bust-up in the tunnel at Old Trafford today. It wasn't handbags: Mikel Arteta was left with blood pouring down face. Bottles as well as punches thrown. Romelu Lukaku prominently involved, according to witnesses."

 

I wonder if Lukaku missed with his punches?

 

Big game bottler.

[KMD7]

Didn't see MOTD 2 but I'm guessing all these shenanigans got a full airing on it Yeah

Of course they didn't.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

About time Lukaku struck against a decent side.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

About time Lukaku struck against a decent side.

 

He'll be thrown under a bus once the Swedish Ninja wannabe is fully fit. You can also bet your arse Mourinho will spend as much as possible in the January window. 

[Thoth]

Jose Mourinho was involved in a dressing-room clash with Manchester City goalkeeper Ederson after Manchester United's derby defeat.

The United boss is said to have had milk and water thrown at him as tempers flared following his side's 2-1 defeat at Old Trafford, but this claim is refuted by City chiefs.

Sources claim Mourinho went to the door of the away dressing-room to ask City's players to tone down their jubilant celebrations.

City's Brazilian keeper Ederson and Mourinho are then said to have shouted at each other in Portuguese before the situation was defused.

 

Manchester City coach Mikel Arteta suffers facial wound during post-match fracas following Old Trafford derby

Sources who witnessed the altercation said there was a lot of shouting and a rush of people towards the door of the away dressing-room when the episode occurred, with staff from both sides involved.

United striker Romelu Lukaku was also said to be involved in the incident, along with goalkeeping coach Silvino Louro.

 

Up to 20 people became embroiled in the fracas which occurred in the narrow tunnel outside the away dressing-room.

City sources confirmed their coach Mikel Arteta suffered a cut above his eye.

A police officer is stationed outside the dressing-rooms on matchdays and it is understood police and stewards intervened to break up the melee.

The episode echoed the Battle of Buffet at Old Trafford back in 2004, when Sir Alex Ferguson was pelted with pizza following United's 2-0 win over Arsenal, which ended the Gunners' 49-match unbeaten run

 

City’s win at Old Trafford meant they have extended their lead over their neighbours in the Premier League to 11 points, to leave the Red Devils’ title challenge in jeopardy.

David Silva opened the scoring for Pep Guardiola’s side in the 43rd minute, with Marcus Rashford pulling a goal back in first-half stoppage time.

Nicolas Otamendi poked home the winning goal nine minutes after the break to hand Guardiola another win over his managerial adversary