Klopp-mania

[Dr Nowt]

Skips = packing material that a naked pensioner with a prolapse has been sitting on for three months.

You told me they were fresh out the packet, you shit.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Skips are pure junk, but in the right time and place are fucking great. The McNuggets of the 'crisp' world.

[Denny Crane]

Disgusting skips would not give them to my dog maybe just to cats. 

[Tony Moanero]

I'd think Skips were shit if I discovered them now. However, it's all about nostalgia and memories of having them as a little kid. The same goes for Quavers and Wotsits.

[Bjornebye]

Skips are ace.

[cloggypop]

I'd think Skips were shit if I discovered them now. However, it's all about nostalgia and memories of having them as a little kid. The same goes for Quavers and Wotsits.

[Tony Moanero]

Haha.

[Tony Moanero]

Skips are ace.

Stiggy knows.

 

Fizzy, tangy polystyrene that tastes nothing like any Prawn Cocktail I've ever had - boss.

[Pureblood]

Where do you stand on Jacob's Oddities, Tony?  The FF needs to know.

[Tony Moanero]

Where do you stand on Jacob's Oddities, Tony?  The FF needs to know.

Never heard of the cunts.

[Denny Crane]

Thought he was out of material, but since his hiatus he's gone up through the gears like Schumacher at his best. Fair play, JP.

He's the hero theliverpoolway deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it.

[Coro]

Any details on this Jermaine Pennant forum character?

 

I'd like to send him a skip.

[ZonkoVille77]

Any details on this Jermaine Pennant forum character?

 

I'd like to send him a skip.

A relative of Rodgers, with a tattoo of him on his bellend. Loves to tweet footballers messages of hope whilst stroking his lathered flute.

 

Only turned 13, a late developer, so still waiting for that all important ball drop to happen.

 

Although for a 13 year old he does have a teenage daughter who he'd like to have hook up with Adam Johnson because AJ is a nice fellur and a bit misunderstood.

 

Knows more about football than the entire UK and will one day wish to own a Renault Megane.

 

That's all I know.

[JermainePennant]

Cute.

 

Good article from Evans and he covered most things.He let Klopp off lightly though as when he compares the amount of points they got this season he didn't mention Rodgers had our hardest games at the start and they were out of the way when Klopp took over.

[Lee909]

How did you work that out. Out of the 14 games against the top 7 we had played 3. Loosing two drawing one conceding 6

 

[Stickman]

Cute.

Good article from Evans and he covered most things.He let Klopp off lightly though as when he compares the amount of points they got this season he didn't mention Rodgers had our hardest games at the start and they were out of the way when Klopp took over.

Yeah thank god Klopp missed those tough games against West Ham (first win at Anfield since the phone was invented) mighty Norwich and Villa and the bitters away.....I think if he knew those games were on the horizon I don't think he'd have come here.

[Stickman]

Whole new meaning to having a cheese helmet.

[JermainePennant]

How did you work that out. Out of the 14 games against the top 7 we had played 3. Loosing two drawing one conceding 6

Arsenal, Manu and Everton away are out hardest away fixtures of the season, we also played Stoke away.Chelsea were a shambles and I looked at that game to kick start our season, we have a good record against city and Spurs.

 

It's pointless either way comparing what they done this season but if people do want to they should point out that Rodgers had very difficult games at the start and Klopp had a lot of easier fixtures where he should have got a lot of points from.

[Dr Nowt]

Arsenal, Manu and Everton away are out hardest away fixtures of the season, we also played Stoke away.Chelsea were a shambles and I looked at that game to kick start our season, we have a good record against city and Spurs.

 

It's pointless either way comparing what they done this season but if people do want to they should point out that Rodgers had very difficult games at the start and Klopp had a lot of easier fixtures where he should have got a lot of points from.

Do you ever wake, drenched in sweat, during the middle of the night and think to yourself "Lord, have mercy on my soul. I have spawned a monster"?

[ben48]

l can't stands these chemical crisps,give me the ole Smith's plain with the salt in a blue wrapper

[JermainePennant]

Just looking back on the last few pages I see some are ordering others not to respond to me and they have apparently blocked me, I've tried to return the favour but can't find the option.

 

I can honestly say hand on my heart I can't remember a single thing they've wrote on this site and I don't know their opinions on anything, it goes without saying them blocking me means nothing to me.

[3 Stacks]

Just looking back on the last few pages I see some are ordering others not to respond to me and they have apparently blocked me, I've tried to return the favour but can't find the option.

 

I can honestly say hand on my heart I can't remember a single thing they've wrote on this site and I don't know their opinions on anything, it goes without saying them blocking me means nothing to me.

 

Fuck the haters JP. Keep doing you.

[Tony Moanero]

l can't stands these chemical crisps,give me the ole Smith's plain with the salt in a blue wrapper

Smiths Salt 'n' Shake, without the salt, are boss

[Moo]

I think I'm going to spam every thread with the repeated mantra "please take the Rodgers shit chat to the Former Managers forum".

He's so unimportant please just fuck him off to where he belongs. Someone please think of the children.

[Moo]

Cute.

 

Good article from Evans and he covered most things.He let Klopp off lightly though as when he compares the amount of points they got this season he didn't mention Rodgers had our hardest games at the start and they were out of the way when Klopp took over.

Yawn.

Take it to the Former Managers forum. In fact Dave could create a special forum for Rodgers, the Unimportant Former Managers forum, Hodgson can join him. It'd be the quietest forum on here no doubt.