Loris Karius

[Carvalho Diablo]

{looks smug / fucking coughs}

 

Top target : fucking tick

[Cardie]

We can probably tick off the first major drama of the season when Karius doesn't immediately replace Mignolet when he returns from the Olympics (if he goes).

[A_S]

This is the dawning of the age of L. Karius

[Grinch]

Good, now just a LB, CB, DM, CM and a winger needed

[kalasoma]

Mignolet's position as first choice keeper is now preKarius.

[eeyore]

{looks smug / fucking coughs}

 

Top target : fucking tick

Hope he turns up for more than 1 in 10

[Arl arse]

[Alan Sex]

This New Blance shirt is scratching my nipples already. Can I take it off?

[Arl arse]

[El Rojo]

All goalkeepers should look like they've just walked off the set of Dawson's Creek.

[Caramac]

[Jairzinho]

{looks smug / fucking coughs}

 

Top target : fucking tick

Thanks, Ian.

[liverpoolsno9]

Someone at the Club should brief him to say something derogatory about Everton. Just a little sound bite. Fan the flames.

[Anubis]

If ever a picture sent a message to Mignolet.

[aRdja]

Oh I forgot to mention, I had a housewarming party last weekend, and got to talking to a couple of Germans from Hamburg, they were footy fans, so I asked them about Karius... They said, no joke... A real talent, but a bit dodgy on crosses... I hope they were trolling me.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I hope he can...

 

Karius

 

to something something pun something.

[Section_31]

This is the dawning of the age of L. Karius

Superb.

[TalkSilly]

I'm pretty certain he was the first player we were linked to in the days between Rodgers leaving and Klopp's appointment being officially anounced. So whoever wrote that story either had very sound information or did a very good job of putting two and two together considering our scouting team would have known him from his 2 years at City.

 

If we do eventually sign Hector Nat Clyne might have to brush up on his german as Karius, Matip and Lovren all have it as their "Muttersprache", Lovren having spent 7 years in Munich as a refugee from the balkan war when he was a kid.

[BCM]

What a magnificent specimen he is.........   Get used to picking splinters out of your arse Mongo

[Hades]

He looks dead inside. Will do nicely.

[dylstar]

At least he didn't drop his shirt during the photo ..........a good start , a safer pair of hands hopefully !!!!!!!

[Section_31]

Having a goalie who's not Mignolet is like going on holiday to anywhere that's not Homs.

[Captain]

If ever a picture sent a message to Mignolet.

Not at all, he's only here to give competition to Mignolet.

[Trumo]

What a magnificent specimen he is.........   Get used to picking splinters out of your arse Mongo

 

He's switched to Chelsea to play at centre back or as full kit wanker replacement already?

[M_B]

We should sell a 'Karius' rabbit for our lady fans.