Loris Karius

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Achtungberk will be off surely. The Melwood Drive and Anfield takeaways will not be happy.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

All the shampoos and bieber stickers they'll be exchanging with Mign.

 

There was nothing wrong with Danny Ward.

His hair is shit. And he is an Oil of Olay devotee.

[Simbo]

Achtungberk will be off surely. The Melwood Drive and Anfield takeaways will not be happy.

I'm not so sure. Klopp has already commented about how hard working he is......seems to like him.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I'm not so sure. Klopp has already commented about how hard working he is......seems to like him.

There seems to be some discrepancy between those staff Klopp tells us he rates and the renewals offered on expiring contracts.

[Jairzinho]

There seems to be some discrepancy between those staff Klopp tells us he rates and the renewals offered on expiring contracts.

 

Are you suggesting that it is unlikely like Klopp would publicly state that Achterberg is a useless shit cunt?

[Russ Atmosphere]

Are you suggesting that it is unlikely like Klopp would publicly state that Achterberg is a useless shit cunt?

It is left to us.

[Simbo]

Klopp did single him out for praise though. Fair enough if he was talking up a shit player but he could have just said nothing regarding our low key GK coach.

[Tony Moanero]

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit, don't join our club. Fucking mingebags.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Watched this Youtube video of him.  Penalty saves aside the first minute or so made him look like he had teflon on his gloves.  Top Liverpool keeper in the making

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yscPabwQaQI

[liverpoolsno9]

Your definition of having 'Teflon in his gloves' must be different to mine.

I bet the YouTube of the Mings highlights would be good as well. Because they'd be......his highlights. We need the lowlights to have a better idea as the Mings would have to be in more than 1 part.

[El Rojo]

Hopefully he'll Karius away from trophyless captivity.

[bonesman]

Jurgen personally calling players, I keep forgetting that Ayre is still here .

[dave u]

I want to see a compilation of the goals he let in, not the saves he made. I could come up with a compilation of Mignolet saves that would make him look like Lev Yashin, but if you aren't seeing the goals conceded you aren't getting a true picture.

[Captain]

Competition for Mignolet?

 

Yeah, right.

 

How these chumps get paid to write that shit I'll never know.

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Russ Atmosphere]

Sweet home alabama

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

[kalasoma]

You'd have hated Bruce in the 1980s

Loved and hated Bruce in the 80s. But he had a solid defense in front of him back then. Us now, not so much.

[ZonkoVille77]

The committee have played a blinder here

[Cardie]

Competition for Mignolet?

 

Yeah, right.

 

How these chumps get paid to write that shit I'll never know.

 

I'm no fan of the media but competition is exactly what he is, we haven't invested Buffon type money in him that would make him the de facto number 1 and Mignolet is the current number 1 so as with any performance based job you could only assume that the person who performs best will be given the job.

 

Might very well turn out to be Karius (and you would hope so otherwise whats the point) but I wouldn't take the fact he's been described as competition for Mignolet as a slight on Karius.

[Captain]

I'm not taking it as a slight on Karius.

 

I just call bullshit.

[Saintslfc13]

I'm not taking it as a slight on Karius.

 

I just call bullshit.

 

I'll write the honest version:

 

"Liverpool have signed a new number 1 in Loris Karius, the young German star from boss Jurgen Klopp's former club Mainz 05. With competition for the young man already on the books in Simon Mignolet it would appear Liverpool have finally sorted out their keeper position for years to come, though it remains unclear whether the Belgian intends to stay on in a back-up role. When asked if he plans to sell the Belgian Klopp was quoted as saying "Simon is a very good keeper who we would like to keep around. If he wants to start that is a good attitude but he's going to have to show he's better than Loris, that is football. If Simon is not happy with this situation then we can look at options,"

 

Meanwhile Liverpool fans have taken to twitter to voice their opinion. Steven from Huyton says: "Thank fuck mignolet is finally being replaced, he's cost us far too many points in his time here and never really kicked on from his good start in his first season." whilst Jamie from Bootle said: "The keeper position is hopefully sorted at Liverpool, now get rid of that dickhead Moreno and sign a real left back." Comment below to have your say."

 

 

[jimmycase]

Hmmm. I dont buy this 'competition' line. mignolet isnt going to get better at kicking the ball, distribution and generally not conceeding goals he really should have kept out (League Cup Final example). He can make some quality saves but they're just not often enough.

 

Another keeper as 'competition' isnt going to make him better and cut out the mistakes. A quality goalkeeper coach would help for starters. Unfortunately, error prone keepers dont tend to lose those attributes. They keep them and the best option is to upgrade not, pin your hopes on 'competition.'

[Red House]

Of course there will be competition...in the same way there was meant to be competition between Reina and Itandje.

 

Karius will have the starting spot secured before the pre-season is over.

[Grinch]

Mignolet will be starting in goal from day one cause of the stupid olympics.