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Loris Karius


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I'm interested to know what number he is going to put after his LK badge and whether he will then change it on his car. LK37 for example has the potential to be the beginning of a registration plate rather than a supposedly trendy badge so I can see him getting a personal plate to soften the blow.

 

LK421, then he'll flounce out of the club.

 

(Only kidding TK, come back, you know you want to)

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Not even remotely close to Mignolets level of ineptitude in a Liverpool top.

 

Then again you defended his benny hill show against Leicester.

You're wrong.

 

Mignolet is filth, but he can make the odd save.

 

But with karius you just never expect him to stop it.

 

I'm not joking, I'm Irish, and I'm telling you here and now there's a 16 year old boy playing for shamrock rovers over here and karius isn't fit to lace this kids boots. Never mind play professional football

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You're wrong.

 

Mignolet is filth, but he can make the odd save.

 

But with karius you just never expect him to stop it.

 

I'm not joking, I'm Irish, and I'm telling you here and now there's a 16 year old boy playing for shamrock rovers over here and karius isn't fit to lace this kids boots. Never mind play professional football

To be fair, he's an exceptional 16 year old!

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Not even remotely close to Mignolets level of ineptitude in a Liverpool top.

 

Then again you defended his benny hill show against Leicester.

He's a fucking million times worse than Mignolet. And Mig is shite.

 

I used to think Brad Jones was the worst I'd seen play for this club but Karius might be worse.

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Shouldn’t have played for us again after that Instagram video.

 

The not being good at goalkeeping I can deal with - we should be used to it after the last 20 years. The lack of humility and self-awareness are a different proposition.

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I'd feel sorry for him if I felt he really gave a shit.

 

I refuse to believe that he is that stupid and lacking in awareness that he couldn't predict how people might view that Instagram monstrosity.

 

He simply didn't give a shit.

 

I would honestly rather Mignolet stayed at the club as our back up keeper.

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I'm interested to know what number he is going to put after his LK badge and whether he will then change it on his car. LK37 for example has the potential to be the beginning of a registration plate rather than a supposedly trendy badge so I can see him getting a personal plate to soften the blow.

He'll probably take one of the teen numbers, maybe LK13 will suit him.

 

At least then he can just draw a 3 on the end of all his merchandise with a felt tip pen, and it gives us an extra excuse to whip out the Lucas gif whenever he fucks up. 12162908d4e5bc16c9f64aec3469fbca.gif

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You're wrong.

 

Mignolet is filth, but he can make the odd save.

 

But with karius you just never expect him to stop it.

 

I'm not joking, I'm Irish, and I'm telling you here and now there's a 16 year old boy playing for shamrock rovers over here and karius isn't fit to lace this kids boots. Never mind play professional football

 

Mignolet a better shot stopper than Karius....there's blind hatred for you right there.   The Belgian went full seasons without making a save I wouldn't have done with ease, the stats will back that up, the eyes without hate will back that up.

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Mignolet a better shot stopper than Karius....there's blind hatred for you right there. The Belgian went full seasons without making a save I wouldn't have done with ease, the stats will back that up, the eyes without hate will back that up.

When we first signed Karius he was number 1, but was so shite we dropped him and we had to play Mingolet again.

 

But then Mingolet was shite so he got dropped and Karius played again.

 

Coincidentally we signed VVD around the same time Mingolet got dropped, and magically we weren't leaking goals anymore.

 

A lot of people gave Karius credit for turning it around, but some of us believe he was just fortunate enough to have been the one wearing the gloves during the shit carousel, when a proper defender showed up to make everybody look good.

 

 

I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that Karius didn't do anything special during his time off the pitch that would have seen him making such an improvement.

And I don't think it's unreasonable to assume that if it happened to be Mingolet's turn in goal when VVD joined, that he would be the one gaining the praise for improving during those couple of months.

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