World Snooker Championship 2016

[Mike D]

What the fuck is that on the end of John Parrots nose?

Mark Selby's arse crack?

[chrisbonnie]

He really is a boring cunt this Selby isn't he. If the pot isn't 90% pottable, he just resorts to safety. I only wish Stephen Hendry was around to soften this pups cough.

[rubble-rouser]

Anyone know what Selby's lottery numbers are? Jammy fucker. 

[Jairzinho]

Hardly a potting-fest this is it. Ding is one of the dullest, spawniest bastard I've ever seen play.

 

He isn't even the dullest player in the final.

[rubble-rouser]

Then again, Ding really has had his chances - just hasn't been cool enough to take them yet. 

[Trumo]

All that moaning about Selby's cautiousness. Clearly you lot have never watched Terry Griffiths play. One frame he played was being shown in black and white and by the time the frame had finished, the picture was in colour.

[lifetime fan]

16-13 at the mid session interval.

[Jairzinho]

Great stuff from Ding there.

[Mendoza]

BBC2 putting old episodes of the Michael Portillo on a train show on ice. 

[lifetime fan]

16-14.

[Ginny]

 

Worse than Ebdon this Selby

[lifetime fan]

He takes all enjoyment out of the game.

[Jairzinho]

Another exciting shot.

[lifetime fan]

Fair fucks to Ding then.

[lifetime fan]

Selby can fuck right off with the number of flukes he's had this game alone.

[lifetime fan]

Ding needs snookers.

 

Miserable cunt Selby has won it.

[Bjornebye]

What a night for leicester

[Baltar]

Ding needs snookers.

 

Miserable cunt Selby has won it.

He is a miserable bastard isn't he? Why is he called the "Jester from Leicester"? Aren't jesters supposed to be entertaining and/or amusing? Selby is neither. 

But he is a tough competitor, very difficult player to beat due to his style of play. 

[niallers]

Can't stand the cunt. He's all that's wrong with snooker as an entertaining sport. He's just a Fucking robot with no personality at all. Ronnie is the only character left that gets people off their seats, maybe trump on his day but, like football, the majority are just clones of each other, like they were made in academies and all play the same. It'll be bleak when Ronnie eventually packs it in

[johnsusername]

He does come across as a bit miserable but he's had a bit of a miserable life. His mum left him when he was little and hasn't seen her since. He was brought up by his dad who took him round the country for snooker tournaments, then his dad died of cancer when he was 16. He promised his dad he'd make it as a snooker player so I guess when he wins a trophy such as last night there's pride but it must be quite emotional.

 

And you know, maybe that's just the way he is? 

 

It's not like when O'Sullivan wins and says he doesn't give a sh*t about snooker and he's only doing it to put his kids through private school. Yeah great, cheers Ronnie. But it seems that's what people want.

 

I reckon Selby will win another World's, maybe more.

[lifetime fan]

Who watches the fucking interviews?

 

All I care about is the way they play the game.

[johnsusername]

He plays to win, fair and square. Shame for Ding, but he wilted and the game was over in the first session. He looked like a rabbit in the headlights. After that he never really looked like overhauling Selby.