The Garth Crooks Wisdom Thread

[VladimirIlyich]

5 hours ago, Lee909 said:

The comment section on that tweet is hilarious

Mancs crying like little girls cause it Souness, Spurs fans giving him shit.

 

One that made me laugh most was a manc claiming he wouldn't dare do that to Norman Whitside or Bryan Robson.

 

Molby walked all over Whiteside and Robson,never mind Souness. 

[lifetime fan]

Crooks is a shite pundit but fair fucks going toe to toe with Souness! 
 

I wouldn’t fancy it now. 

[Grinch]

Doesn't even get a yellow. 

[Trumo]

19 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Garth Crooks lucky to still be alive to chat shit. 
 

 

 

What was Harry from Dumb & Dumber doing there?

[Chocoholic]

I must say, the thread title is extremely deceptive - if taken at face value this thread should struggled to make half a page, if even that.

[torahboy]

21 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Garth Crooks lucky to still be alive to chat shit. 
 

 

Gay Garth comes out. That attempt at a punch, slap, scratch is a bit ......you know.

[Curly]

On 22/08/2020 at 01:06, Sugar Ape said:

Garth Crooks lucky to still be alive to chat shit. 
 

 

The only booking needed in that was for the tackle by Hoddle. The petulant kick by Souness could have been, but the kicking off by Crooks afterwards was fair game to me - stood up to the opposition hard man when he was dishing a bit out.

 

Football is hysterical these days. The shithouse tackles above the ankle had to go, but the rest of it which isn’t dangerous should be fine. Bollocks.

[sir roger]

Souey's acting skills are the most impressive aspect for me. The astonished ' What's up with him  I didnt do anything' vibe was obviously being watched closely by Alan Bleasdale.

[Karl_b]

On 22/08/2020 at 22:15, torahboy said:

Gay Garth comes out. That attempt at a punch, slap, scratch is a bit ......you know.

Homophobic?

[torahboy]

26 minutes ago, Karl_b said:

Homophobic?

If you think so.

[Karl_b]

1 hour ago, torahboy said:

If you think so.

Cool. I do (it is).

[torahboy]

1 hour ago, Karl_b said:

Cool. I do (it is).

As long as you're happy.

[VladimirIlyich]

1 hour ago, torahboy said:

As long as you're happy.

I see what you did there.

[Reckoner]

Everton agree personal terms but refuse to pay Madrid’s asking price for James so far.
Wouldn’t it be funny if they actually lost out on him by refusing to slap the cash on the table after all this time.

[Stickman]

Just a pity Mo isn’t as clever as Callum Wilson....Or maybe being born in the same country migh help.

From Garth’s team of the wok column 

 

 

 

 

 

[DalyanPete]

7 minutes ago, Stickman said:

Just a pity Mo isn’t as clever as Callum Wilson....Or maybe being born in the same country migh help.

From Garth’s team of the wok column 

 

 

 

Just about sums the cunt up

[Dr Nowt]

I imagine Garth writes his column with a pencil up each nostril and a pair of soiled underpants over his head.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 hour ago, Dr Nowt said:

I imagine Garth writes his column with a pencil up each nostril and a pair of soiled underpants over his head.

Wibble!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Garth Crooks is to football punditry what Harold Shipman was to Geriatric Care.

Supposedly qualified but fucking away with the mixer.

[Harry Squatter]

I think Garth Crooks and Carlton Banks would be a top comedy duo.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

4 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

I think Garth Crooks and Carlton Banks would be a top comedy duo.

Fresh Ponce of BBC?

[lifetime fan]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Garth Crooks is to football punditry what Harold Shipman was to Geriatric Care.

Supposedly qualified but fucking away with the mixer.

What King Herod was to baby sitting. 

[Creator Supreme]

His latest ramblings - Our Pen was a travesty, Fabs tackle on Cavaliero was a stonewall pen!

 

Biggest fucking eyes in punditry and he still can't see shit!

[Vincent Vega]

Still mad as a box of frogs.

 

 

[Jairzinho]

The fella must have some nonce files on more at the BBC. 

 

There really is no other explanation for them employing someone who quite clearly eats crayons.