Crystal Palace (a)

[Harry Squatter]

Or their regular goalie will be out injured and they will have a cross between Steven Hawking and David Blunkett in goal as a replacement and we won't have a shot on target all game to test him. You can obviously feel I think we won't play well on sunday.

[DirkDiggledinho]

Or their regular goalie will be out injured and they will have a cross between Steven Hawking and David Blunkett in goal as a replacement and we won't have a shot on target all game to test him. You can obviously feel I think we won't play well on sunday.

Or the same scenario will take place except we bombard the goal with unsavable shots all game only for him to somehow keep them all out, but subsequently never be heard from again.

 

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[Tony Moanero]

Does Nigel Martyn still play for these?

[Hazel Motes]

Or the same scenario will take place except we bombard the goal with unsavable shots all game only for him to somehow keep them all out, but subsequently never be heard from again.

 

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Until summer when we sign him.

[Russ Atmosphere]

 

Giggity & Cuntflaps.

 

3 points again please Liverpool.

[Tony Moanero]

 

Giggity & Cuntflaps.

 

3 points again please Liverpool.

I don't think I could bear back-to-back wins.

[Harry Squatter]

Until summer when we sign him.

Then we wonder why he is shit and we loan him out to 3 Italian clubs in 3 seasons while paying all his wages.

[Captain]

This, in a Fucking nutshell. We're the masters of getting teams and bad players out of poor form. Irksome it is.

I'm sure we'll be able to install some much needed confidence in their keeper as well.

[magicrat]

We will win, There I've said it

[Boss]

Yannick Bolasie will be wheeled out for this one and magically transform from a cabbage patch into Thierry Henry for about the 6th time against us and then regress back to complete nothingness for the remainder of the season. 

 

Oh and that cunt Dwight Gayle will turn into Harry Kane when the clock strikes noon and lose his powers by the stroke of midnight. 

[Allan]

Lucas out for up to 6 weeks with a quadricep injury.

 

Sakho back in light training.

 

Sturridge trained normally.

[TheHowieLama]

Sturridge trained normally - read as "off by himself in the corner for 30 mins then back on the table for a quick scan"...

[niallers]

Yannick Bolasie will be wheeled out for this one and magically transform from a cabbage patch into Thierry Henry for about the 6th time against us and then regress back to complete nothingness for the remainder of the season.

 

Oh and that cunt Dwight Gayle will turn into Harry Kane when the clock strikes noon and lose his powers by the stroke of midnight.

Isn't bolaise back for them already?

[Frankenhooker]

Isn't bolaise back for them already?

Aye, he played for them in their previous game.

[johnsusername]

No way is Pardew beating Klopp twice in one season.

 

I'd like to see us sit back so they can't counter, play out history's most boring 0-0.

[Total Longo]

I'm sure i read somewhere we haven't beaten them in the league at Selhurst Park since 1997. They've probably actually only been in the top flight about 6 of those seasons, but nevertheless that's a frightening stat.

[xerxes]

In this madcap season I am fully anticipating a comprehensive away victory

[Gym Beglin]

 

3 points again please Liverpool.

Madonna looks awful now.

[Harry Squatter]

It's Bill Pullman and Will Smith in Independence Day 3

[TheHowieLama]

Pullman -- boss.

[Dr Nowt]

Mark Bright, singlehandedly refuting nominative determinism since 1962.

[Dr Nowt]

Mark Bright, singlehandedly refuting nominative determinism since 1962.

Racist.

[magicrat]

Mark Bright, singlehandedly refuting nominative determinism since 1962.

Along with Robbie Savage 

[manwiththestick]

Klopp said after the last game against Palace that the outcome bugged him for weeks. Here's his chance to put it right. Let's hope the team he picks are up to addressing it too.

[Kevin D]

Klopp said after the last game against Palace that the outcome bugged him for weeks. Here's his chance to put it right. Let's hope the team he picks are up to addressing it too.

 

Jurgen Klopp?

 

That sandal wearing, gold-fish tender? Bosh! Flimshaw!