Bad Wool Behaviour

[Harry Squatter]

Calling being a goalkeeper "going in nets"

 

Quoting Peter Kay phrases for years, years and fucking years.

 

Being a goth from towns named Applesgate (I made that up) and getting twatted by scalls after taking the train with your skateboards to Liverpool City centre.

 

Living in a town that Purple Aki frequents on days out.

 

Wearing rugby league tops to go the pub in.

 

Having a slack jawed half asleep expression

[thegreatelephant]

I have a heavy wool coat I'm quite fond of. If that helps?

 

 

bad wool behaviour

[Harry Squatter]

Mullets and tons of sovereign rings.

 

Looking like Les the assistant off Vic Reeves big night out and having some 20 stone foghorn munter as your bird.

[Harry Squatter]

My brother worked in an office in Wigan for six months, said when it was anyone's birthday they had to buy pies for everyone in the office.

[halewood pete]

Wool joke

What's the difference between a camera and a sock ?

One takes four toes and one takes five toes.

[Fowlers God]

Where did this picture of John come from? It's magic

[Hooch]

Yeah, but, what do the first and last picture mean lads?

 

Lads?

[Trumo]

Where did this picture of John come from? It's magic

 

He posted it himself on another thread, providing photoshop material for years to come.

[mattyq]

It always used to amuse me to remind people from Huyton and Kirkby that they were, in actual fact, bad wools

What was funnier was that they knew it to be true

What was even funnier is that they were actually bothered

[Harry Squatter]

Got lost in Widnes once looking for a shop that sold wallpaper. Pulled over and asked some wool "hey mate, is there a B&Q in Widnes?".

 

After a long pause and confused look the wool said "Nooo, it's W-I-D-N-E-S" and walked off.

 

I'll get my coat

[Harry Squatter]

It always used to amuse me to remind people from Huyton and Kirkby that they were, in actual fact, bad wools

What was funnier was that they knew it to be true

What was even funnier is that they were actually bothered

Argued with some scally lad in a place that I used to work in as he said I was virtually a Manc because I lived in Crosby and he was a proper scouser because he lived in Huyton. I got a map of merseyrail and showed him that in order to get a train to Manchester you had to go through Huyton and Crosby was miles further away that it. Some woman then piped up that Huyton was in Knowsley and was farmland until people started moving out of the city centre. The fume factor was strong with him, in the end he only said that he was more of a scouser because he lived in a shitter area than everyone else.

[halewood pete]

Talking of Widnes,there is a place in Widnes market that advertises 'ears pierced while you wait'

[Trumo]

Caesar preferred people not to loiter.

[rubble-rouser]

Caesar preferred people not to loiter.

 

What is this, a cryptic fucking crossword?

 

Wool.

 

Funny wool.

[Boss]

Talking of Widnes,there is a place in Widnes market that advertises 'ears pierced while you wait'

 

While they wait for their Kappa tracksuit to be made to measure.

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[Tony Moanero]

My brother worked in an office in Wigan for six months, said when it was anyone's birthday they had to buy pies for everyone in the office.

Sounds boss.

[Dougie Do'ins]

I was doing a decorating job in Wigan a few years back. Anyway, I went to one of those shops that sold a bit of everything. A bit like Arkwrights Open all Hours. So I goes in and asks the shopkeeper, if he had any turps. Yes he said. Would you like video turps or audio turps ?

[Curly]

Argued with some scally lad in a place that I used to work in as he said I was virtually a Manc because I lived in Crosby and he was a proper scouser because he lived in Huyton. I got a map of merseyrail and showed him that in order to get a train to Manchester you had to go through Huyton and Crosby was miles further away that it. Some woman then piped up that Huyton was in Knowsley and was farmland until people started moving out of the city centre. The fume factor was strong with him, in the end he only said that he was more of a scouser because he lived in a shitter area than everyone else.

I really never got the one upmanship, uber scouse competitions.

 

Saying to middle aged fellas from Liverpool who now live in southport, "I've been through to Liverpool to see my aunty today"

 

"Oh aye. Where abouts in Liverpool lad?"

 

"Litherland"

 

(Sneering) "that's not proper Liverpool"

 

"Right, OK. Good seeing you"

[Hooch]

So being African and having a weird wooden thing coming out of your face is wool behaviour, as is letting robots cross your path.

 

Sound.

[Dougie Do'ins]

So being African and having a weird wooden thing coming out of your face is wool behaviour, as is letting robots cross your path.

 

Sound.

Maybe the thread title was a typo and it should really have been 'bad wood behavior'.

[Section_31]

I really never got the one upmanship, uber scouse competitions.

 

Saying to middle aged fellas from Liverpool who now live in southport, "I've been through to Liverpool to see my aunty today"

 

"Oh aye. Where abouts in Liverpool lad?"

 

"Litherland"

 

(Sneering) "that's not proper Liverpool"

 

"Right, OK. Good seeing you"

 

 

Goodbye wools! Goodbye wools! Goodbye wools!

[Curly]

 

 

Goodbye wools! Goodbye wools! Goodbye wools!

Hahaha

[Harry Squatter]

Me and Special K went on a stag do and we hired a taxi driver to take us to Birmingham airport, we had to pick his brother up from Crosby and once we were there the taxi driver kept going on about how everyone was a wool and you could smell the blue rinse there from all the pensioners.

 

I asked him where he was from and he told me he lived in Prescot. I told him it was virtually Wigan and proper wooly back land and he just went off his head saying all his family were from Scotty Road and how his nan sharpened her knives on the doorstep and how well his Mum knew Cilla Black.