Bad Wool Behaviour

[Anubis]

I think we’ve conclusively proven by the posts over the last few pages that using the wrk ‘curry sauce’ is bad wool behaviour, as the main proponents are wools.

[Bjornebye]

7 minutes ago, Dougie Do'ins said:

FFS, this is spiraling out of control now.

 

So what you actually mean is chips & curry. 

 

The only way curry chips works outside of the fucking twilight zone is if it's followed by the words, and rice.

 

I'm going to call into Sing Fong and ask them to throw hot fat at the next person to ask for curry chips. I can 100% guarantee that you'll beonly be the only person walking round Anfield with a face that's gone all melty.

Unless Harry Redknapp does some punditry 

[General Dryness]

10 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Unless Harry Redknapp does some punditry 

 

[elBooth]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

Gravy is just gravy. There's no need for the word sauce because it is a sauce.

 

The difference between curry and curry sauce is obvious.

It doesn't have to be called a sauce, to be a sauce, but it is a sauce.

 

Also, "chips and curry please love" is the only acceptable way.  Even if Sing Fong himself is taking the order.

[Fugitive]

People who say ‘Curry Sauce’ wear Lonsdale.

[VladimirIlyich]

48 minutes ago, El Rojo said:

Wool.

Lentil soup and spare ribs (like my nan used to make) was ace.

[Dougie Do'ins]

1 hour ago, viRdjil said:

Out of interest which establishment is widely accepted as the best chippy around Anfield amongst the match goers?

Used to be spoiled for choice on WBR and Oakfield Road for chippies but now theres only two. Theres one on Robson Street called the Lucky Frier but its shit.

 

I use the Happy Villa on Priory Road. 

[Guest]

2 hours ago, General Dryness said:

Curry is as described above. Curry sauce is what you have over your chips as an alternative to gravy.

 

What kind of lowlife has actual curry on chips? "Yeah fish and chips please mate, bang a fucking jalfrezi on there while you're about it."

Had a jalfrezi last night. Didn't think to add chips. Bummer. 

[easytoslip]

On 23/02/2016 at 13:44, Nelly-Torres said:

I've just witnessed a discussion on Facebook about riding as a passenger on the back of a bicycle.

 

People are calling it "a backie" and saying it's definitely not called "a takey."

 

There's bad wools everywhere.

A seater or a crozzy.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

2 hours ago, viRdjil said:

Out of interest which establishment is widely accepted as the best chippy around Anfield amongst the match goers?

What Dougie says. If you want a decent one slightly further away try Yung’s on West Derby Rd by the Bargain Booze.

[easytoslip]

There’s a chippy in Kirkdale off Stanley Rd called Lung Fung which doesn’t sound to appetising.

[Chris]

Gotta call BS on this. As may have been pointed out. A curry has to have something in it. Be it lamb, chicken, veg, chickpea, paneer, etc. If there are no other components then you're only eating the sauce.

 

A jar of Dolmio is tomato sauce, not a bolognese. 

[Anubis]

Byrne’s on Stuart Rd in Walton do a rather nice fruity curry which goes well with their fish and chips.

[Tony Moanero]

It’s CURRY, you bastards.

[Bjornebye]

35 minutes ago, Chris said:

Gotta call BS on this. As may have been pointed out. A curry has to have something in it. Be it lamb, chicken, veg, chickpea, paneer, etc. If there are no other components then you're only eating the sauce.

 

A jar of Dolmio is tomato sauce, not a bolognese. 

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

Wools tend to be fascinated by the most basic things. Was on the train sitting on a table next to 3 women from St Helen's and they were raving about Chinese Buffets. One of them was going on about a chocolate fountain in one by Wigan like it was the latest iPhone. 

 

Also. Despite probably going on about hating scousers loads of wools turn up in Liverpool every friday evening on stag and hen parties. All the lads sound like Peter Kay clones who all have "hilarious" nicknames and the women are fat foghorns who never shut up. Most dont have a clue where they are going and think Mathew Street is the cradle of civilisation.

[Elite]

35 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Wools tend to be fascinated by the most basic things. Was on the train sitting on a table next to 3 women from St Helen's and they were raving about Chinese Buffets. One of them was going on about a chocolate fountain in one by Wigan like it was the latest iPhone. 

 

Also. Despite probably going on about hating scousers loads of wools turn up in Liverpool every friday evening on stag and hen parties. All the lads sound like Peter Kay clones who all have "hilarious" nicknames and the women are fat foghorns who never shut up. Most dont have a clue where they are going and think Mathew Street is the cradle of civilisation.

Negged. That Chocolate fountain is a masterpiece.

[Bjornebye]

A chocolate fountain in a Chinese? Why? 

 

If its in Wigan it will be gravy not chocolate. 

[Elite]

4 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

A chocolate fountain in a Chinese? Why? 

 

If its in Wigan it will be gravy not chocolate. 

It's part of the dessert selection, alongside the partially defrosted gateu.

[Bjornebye]

6 minutes ago, Elite said:

It's part of the dessert selection, alongside the partially defrosted gateu.

The only desert ever acceptable in a chinese is pineapple fritters. If you don't eat too much chinese food to have a desert then go and eat fucking tapas. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Big up the Wigan massive. 

 

 

[Anubis]

[VladimirIlyich]

Wigan,where the rats won't go out at night.

[Elite]

As a complete wool, I'm finding this all very offensive.

[Mudface]

14 minutes ago, Elite said:

As a complete wool, I'm finding this all very offensive.

Same. I was born in Wallasey, probably closer to Anfield than half these 'Scouse' cunts.

 

Time was, Scousers were distinctive for their wit, their politics and their inclusiveness. Now it seems to be how you order something shit in a crap chippy.