Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[bonesman]

Farewell Martin lad

 

Liverpool star agrees three-year deal with Roma: Agent confirmed multiple clubs' interest

 

Thanks for some of the memories.

 

YNWA

[Anubis]

We're preparing a swoop for Kovacic apparently.

 

Sending in our best....

 

[Josef Svejk]

Farewell Martin lad

Sent

Liverpool star agrees three-year deal with Roma: Agent confirmed multiple clubs' interest

 

Thanks for some of the memories.

 

YNWA

Moving to a better team?

 

Must have a good agent...

[Harry Squatter]

An Italian team?, better they originally wanted us to pay his wages and give him away free

[Red House]

Should we start taking bets as to how long it's gonna take the echo to deny the Kovacic link. 

 

Liverpool deny that Kovacic is a transfer target. Their transfer shortlist is instead thought to include Steven Davis and Fabian Delph. #lfc (echo)

[El Dangerous]

Liverpool are flabbergasted at the notion that they'd have the slightest interest in a player as good as Kovacic @tonybarrett

[Russ Atmosphere]

I reckon at his age, Kovacic will be well on our radar if there's a profit to be made.

[Gym Beglin]

Jenas: "there are Chinks in this Portuguese back four"

[amli]

Jenas: "there are Chinks in this Portuguese back four"

Portugal didn't hold out for more than £700m then?

[Nightcat]

I want to spray this thread's face with my Anal Gas.

[Barrington Womble]

We're preparing a swoop for Kovacic apparently.

Did we not stop swooping when hodgson left?

[moof]

Did we not stop swooping when hodgson left?

No, but we stopped hooting.

[Dr Nowt]

I want to spray this thread's face with my Anal Gas.

Mission accomplished, you can stand down.

[jimmycase]

Reports of victor wanyama to join spurs for £11m pending a medical apparently.

[moof]

Reports of victor wanyama to join spurs for £11m pending a medical apparently.

Finger on the pulse, as ever.

[Frankenhooker]

Reports of victor wanyama to join spurs for £11m pending a medical apparently.

What, again ??

[El Dangerous]

Don't tell anyone but an itk I know say Spurs might be in for Wanyama for £11m.

[Frankenhooker]

Shit, mate just told me Suarez is off, Barca apparently.

[Jay86]

Sky Sports News got something called whispers transfer ranking or some shit. On there Kovacic and Lucas Moura are heavily linked, not sure where they're getting this from but they are in the top 10 along with Gotze to Arsenal and Henrikh Micky to Man Utd

[amli]

Reports of victor wanyama to join spurs for £11m pending a medical apparently.

Guaranteed he'll fail the medical due to excessive flatulance .

[Tony Moanero]

Have we been linked with anyone who's dead shit yet?

[3 Stacks]

Have we been linked with anyone who's dead shit yet?

 

Mario Gotze.

[moof]

Mario Gotze.

Haaaaaa... Good one

[El Rojo]

Gotze would be like the bastard son of Kewell and Aquilani with 25% extra injuries and a bonus 33.33% disappointment.

 

Seriously though, he'd be the wrong player at the wrong time.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Just been on ceefax football gossip page. Apparently Watford have rejected £25m for Troy Deeney.

 

I need to stop drinking so much.