Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[Bjornebye]

May as well get it underway. 

 

Transfer windows are shit. Or is it we are shit at transfer windows? or transferring windows is shit?

 

I FUCKING GIVE UP. 

[Iceman]

This window and by extension this thread, is going to be so fucking ace it will need to have a sticky jizz warning. 

 

This is the Summer of Klopp. Get your lotion out. 

[Bjornebye]

If January is anything to go by then its going to be tedious as fuck

 

[ZonkoVille77]

Stig, I don't like to say this, but you're a cunt.

[Iceman]

See this thread is already better than the January one. 

[3 Stacks]

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Can't wait till Chelsea sign him.

[Lee909]

[kalasoma]

I read the title of the thread as "Ballack 2016". Our summer transfer window is already a bust.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

He used a winky face. I'm out.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Hipster glasses; bullet dodged.

[Em City]

He used a winky face. I'm out.

 

Footballers are like women in that regard, if you're looking for one that doesn't use emoticons, you may as well give up now.

 

They're thick as toothpaste, and footballers aren't much better.

[Dr. J]

This summer there will be lots of players available as some of the big clubs, including us, should be looking to clean house before buying. Lots of movement but City and the mancs will spend the most, no doubt.

[Red House]

The cunt should expect a Moanero neg coming his way anytime soon.

[Grinch]

Let's skip the bullshit and go straight to the end of the thread.

 

It's very hard to get value in a international tournament window & attract top quality without champions league.  Wise to save our money for next summer when we'll be in the top four and able to attract a better quality of player, possibly January if the right player comes along.   We've a young squad who'll improve and grow as a team.

[Bjornebye]

 

Fuck him rarr off the mongy bastard 

[Nightcat]

Fuck off everyone and fuck the summer transfer window too.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I ficking hate this money bollocks.

[SlugTrail]

sell every cunt that we bought, they are all spineless useless cunts who cant shoot tackle or pass. 

[el nino laff]

We should go all out for Vardy and make him shite

[Arl arse]

I hate the fact we're going to have to try and shift our current crop of unflushable turds at a massive loss this summer, I hate it most because we have a bunch of incompetent wankers masquerading as experts behind the scenes.

[an tha]

Can't we just cancel the contracts of our worst turds and pay them off....

 

So many of them are borderline worthless and just cost us money in wages so we may as well just take the hit and get rid.

[Dr. J]

Sell, sell and sell. What we can't sell, eat the contracts. Just get rid of this shite.

[an tha]

Sell, sell and sell. What we can't sell, eat the contracts. Just get rid of this shite.

Get rid list defo longer than the keep list...

[G Richards]

I think we will get some money for our outgoing players. With the new found riches in the Prem most of the clubs can pay better wages and some sort of reasonable fee. Lets say Lallana is on the market, for example. I'm convinced there will be half a dozen teams who might be interested for 12M or so. 

 

We are going to lose a lot of money, but we won't be giving players away. It will be painful from a financial perspective, but we will get something for them, and then I'm trusting Klopp to sort it out... provided he is backed. 

 

I have to believe he will be backed. There's no way he would have taken this on and risked his reputation if his hands were tied behind his back. 

 

Im guessing 10 out and 6 in, with 3-4 of the incoming 6 to go straight into the managers preferred team. (We may have more incoming if we go for some young players to come up through the ranks, but when I say 6 players I mean players who will be in the team, or at the least, on the fringe and in the reckoning). 

[Carvalho Diablo]

 

You've been Konoplyankered pal.