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Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

Bjornebye

By Bjornebye,
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Fantastic player.   I've been watching him since Bastien was a youth product from Anderlecht. He made his first team debut on 3 December 2014 in the Belgian Cup against K.R.C. Mechelen. He replaced

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Oh do fuck off.   Rodgers had a team consisting (at various points) of Gerrard, Carragher, Reina, Suarez, Coutinho and Sturridge. He couldn't deliver anything in his 3 and some odd years here.  

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Only one manager in the premier league era has had a shot at the title on the last day of the season. Here's a clue: it wasn't Rafa fucking Benitez

By my count, in the last 5 years, it would be 4, considering thos that won it were within shooting distance on the last day...

 

JP/Karius - proof that incest is not a good idea... And that the product thereof is bad at math, and probably on meth, while fucking his nan's dogs, while wearing her soiled underwear.

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Rafa somehow contrived to not win a single trophy with a team consisting of prime Torres and Gerrard, Alonso, Mascherano, Carragher, Agger, Reina etc etc. And don't even mention the mess he left behind.

 

"Awesome" my arse

 

There's a catch.

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At least no one is taking the bait...

Sunday morning I woke up with a sore back and an urge to call someone a dog-fucker.

 

I informed my wife, who told me to go have an angry wank in the loo (she recently birthed our 3rd child, so we're unable to bump uglies for the time being). I duly obliged. Whilst violating my member, I was interrupted by a knock at the door. Annoyed that my fantasy of two young, luscious Latinas heavily petting themselves was being interrupted by the incessant knocking of what sounded like heavily wrinkled Jehovas Harridans, I tripled the rate at which I was beating my member, causing some minor burns and scuffs, regardless of the copious amount of lubrication I used.

 

This distress is off-set by mongs such as JP/Karius providing me with the platform to call them a "dog-fucker".

 

I and my raw member reserve that pleasure.

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So it seems Ragnar is having a medical. Thoughts anyone?

 

This is the talking shite about previous managers thread take this somewhere else..

 

 

 

 

 

 

replace's caulker in the squad would be my guess if everyone is fit I can't see the lad playing.

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Someone on here on this thread said Can needs to lose weight, I wouldn't mind looking like that, the fat cunt. He doesn't need to lose weight he's just big and has slow acceleration. f5f2f0846d4277b545369ab59bee3a0f.png

Looks like he's staying at Club Tropicana, the sexy George Michael bastard.

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