Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

[JagSquared]

Who is that?

[Trumo]

Somebody at St Pauli, clearly.

[setreal]

Hahahahaha

[setreal]

Who is that?

 

That's Ewald Lienen

[setreal]

Who the fuck thought that was a good idea?

 

It's the best idea ever.

[moof]

Absolute genius

 

New summer signing

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Ian Rush says if we don't Milik, we're going to be good enough to play for Accrington Stanley.

 

 

DON'T START THIS SHIT AGAIN WE'VE ALREADY HAD THE CREAM OF THE JOKES

[Babb'sBurstNad]

DON'T START THIS SHIT AGAIN WE'VE ALREADY HAD THE CREAM OF THE JOKES

 

I bet you looked at my post and thought "How dairy!"

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

How fast is he? If you're standing on the touchline does he whip past-your-eyes?

[Anubis]

DON'T START THIS SHIT AGAIN WE'VE ALREADY HAD THE CREAM OF THE JOKES

Shouting in Caps curdles my stomach.

[Red House]

Here we go again. We do love a bit of monitoring.

 

Liverpool haven't given up hope of signing Mario Götze & will continue to monitor his situation. #lfc (James Pearce)

[El Rojo]

Absolute genius

 

New summer signing

 

Attached to the Vardy lookalike.

[El Dangerous]

Where would we be without James Pearce.

[Tony Moanero]

Does anyone else enjoy farting on their bollocks?

[Alan Sex]

No idea what's going on, as I've only partly skimmed through the last few pages.

[Red House]

Does anyone else enjoy farting on their bollocks?

 

An anatomical impossibility surely?

 

But, then, you might have massive balls as you can also apparently backheel yourself in the bollocks. A move I still haven't been able to pull off and it's not for lack of trying.

[Arl arse]

An anatomical impossibility surely?

 

But, then, you might have massive balls as you can also apparently backheel yourself in the bollocks. A move I still haven't been able to pull and it's not for lack of trying.

Tony spotted earlier today:

 

 

[Denny Crane]

The Chinese are coming. Do we need a new transfer thread.

 

Where we buy can stop pretending we like 20 yr old kids who will be awesome.

[El Dangerous]

Our buy young potential policy has always been a chink in our armour.

[dylstar]

Does anyone else enjoy farting on their bollocks?

[Torvald Utne]

I pulled out all the hairs on my right bollock the other day, quite therapeutic

[dylstar]

So did Joachim Loew . Imagine the fun he could have with them 2 beach balls .

[Remmie]

Whoa there, I'm king of the pigs round these parts.

[lancsred]

Whoa there, I'm king of the pigs round these parts.

 

 

You sir, are David Cameron and I claim my £5.