Summer Transfer Ballache 2016

[amli]

The fuck is that on his head? Speke Hall?

He's got Merv Hughes moustache on his scalp.

 

[littletedwest]

According to Sky, Utd have just signed a defender from Villareal for around 30Mil.

Who cost them 4 million the season before hope they've fleeced them. Didn't notice any of their defenders as good when we played them

[Grinch]

Who cost them 4 million the season before hope they've fleeced them. Didn't notice any of their defenders as good when we played them

 

It's Baily, he was brilliant in the first leg before going off injured, missed the second through that injury.

[General Dryness]

Gundogan and Aubamayang are two superb signings. The lottery winning shitehawks.

Fanchester City is getting fucking negged on sight.

[CWD82]

Look at the state of that bonce on the Turkish lad. Unacceptable as a Liverpool player under any circumstances

[Curly]

Rafa never saw the game. But he read the match report. And that was all he needed.

He used to go round to Tony's and watch it on flashscore.

[Mark M]

Look at the state of that bonce on the Turkish lad. Unacceptable as a Liverpool player under any circumstances

Moreno says hello

[El Rojo]

Look at the state of that bonce on the Turkish lad. Unacceptable as a Liverpool player under any circumstances

State of him. He should be on a guided tour of the Stamford Bridge facilities right now.

[thompsonsnose]

We are Richard O Sullivan on the moped where transfers are concerned.

Oh fucking dear.

[DirkDiggledinho]

Not need to really get our knickers in a twist at the beginning of fucking June because of what others have done. If we don't get our arse in gear soon though it is a little bit worrying. If the owners think it's acceptable to just paper over a few cracks in what is obviously a bang average team that isn't good enough and I'd wonder whats the point of an ambitious manager like Klopp being here tbh.

 

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[Gym Beglin]

I think if FSG wanted an easy life they wouldn't have fought so hard to get one of the most ambitious and driven managers in the game.

 

I think we e already done two bits of quite brilliant business in Matip and Karius. You could have told me they cost a combined £40m and I've have accepted it. As it is, we've barely spent £6m? I don't think FSG should get grief for that. Quality players will improve us, not the expenditure of large sums of money.

[SammyAftershave]

He's got Merv Hughes moustache on his scalp.

 

 

Fair dinkum.

[dylstar]

I know who his father is now from his picture . It's that singer from that annoying GO COMPARE Advert so that means he's eligible to play for Wales and Turkey then .

[Dave D]

All these new signings for everyone else doesnt bother me.

 

We've seen off bigger and better threats than the likes of Aubameyang-

 

 

 

[Sugar Ape]

Oli Kay.

 

From a conversation with someone at #LFC yesterday, they have no interest whatsoever in Higuain. Not bluffing. Just an absolute non-starter

 

Klopp is happy with the 4 strikers he has. Rethink needed if get big offer for Benteke. But even then, a new striker won't be a top priority

[Lee909]

Fucking great

One injury to Sturridge and its Origi with little support. Firmino isn't a striker and Benteke isnt a footballer.

[diamondjoe]

Fair dinkum.

Merv Hughes is a fat Cunt. That bastard refused me an autograph at the cricket. Told me to buy him a coffee and he might do it then. Then he went and got a picture took with my brother just to spite me. 

Fat useless bastard.

[El Rojo]

The strikers are fine once we bring in some quality in the centre of midfield and a fast wide player.

[Trumo]

Merv Hughes is a fat Cunt. That bastard refused me an autograph at the cricket. Told me to buy him a coffee and he might do it then. Then he went and got a picture took with my brother just to spite me. 

Fat useless bastard.

 

Harsh on your brother that.

[Lee909]

The strikers are fine once we bring in some quality in the centre of midfield and a fast wide player.

Not if Sturridge misses his normal 5-6 months they arn't. Origi started to look very good but Firmino isnt in the box to get the tap ins.

 

 

[Lee909]

Sorry

Completely forgot Ings.

[DirkDiggledinho]

Fucking great

One injury to Sturridge and its Origi with little support. Firmino isn't a striker and Benteke isnt a footballer.

Baffling isn't it? Sturridge is our only real top bracket striker unless Origi comes good in a major way next season, and nobody feels the need to address this? Fucking off Benteke would be a good start.

 

I feel like at the moment we'll be left shaking our heads and wondering where it all went wrong yet again if we don't address the obvious problems we have. No excuses this time.

 

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[Lee909]

I did forget Ings to be honest. Thing is Ings and Origi still have a lot to prove. Even as good as Origi looks. Benteke isnt worth keeping. My worry is we go get Mane (not that i dont like him but £30ml). And end up with Firmino or Mane playing up top and mussing that top class striker again

[Grinch]

Sturridge hasn't broke into a sprint in two years, only way that group of forwards is good enough is if Origi turns into Torres mkII.

[Lee909]

I see them all bar Sturridge as 10-15 goal a season types. We need that 20 goal a year striker