Rita Ora

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Josef Svejk said:

Would make for a great Guess the Celebrity competition...

 

Would have been a great show for that old perv Bruce Forsyth to host.

 

"Whose beef curtains are these?"

 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Through the Arsehole with that unfunny cunt lemon. 

[Elite]

Or Fuckable hosted by Warwick Davis

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

Would make for a great Guess the Celebrity competition...

 

I’m going with Sandra Bullock. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just now, Elite said:

Or Fuckable hosted by Warwick Davis

 

I just watched that as I just left ITV on after the Rugby whilst doing other things. They won the jackpot but the Scottish bird was as thick as fuck. Name one of the ten largest bodies in the solar system and she said 'The Moon.' She also got lucky in her main question as she was also thick as fuck in that, name the ten largest countries with Land in their name. 

[Elite]

1 minute ago, Pistonbroke said:

 

I just watched that as I just left ITV on after the Rugby whilst doing other things. They won the jackpot but the Scottish bird was as thick as fuck. Name one of the ten largest bodies in the solar system and she said 'The Moon.' She also got lucky in her main question as she was also thick as fuck in that, name the ten largest countries with Land in their name. 

I never used to like it but it's grows on you. Warwick has the charisma of a snail but the game concept is very good.

[Carvalho Diablo]

I bet her dad still puts her in the bath.

[Josef Svejk]

1 hour ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

I’m going with Sandra Bullock. 

Wrong ethnic group. But good try...

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

13 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

Wrong ethnic group. But good try...

My apologies. 

 

Is it Halle Berry? 

[Josef Svejk]

19 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

My apologies. 

 

Is it Halle Berry? 

Closer.

 

In fact, it's...

 

 

... Zola Budd.

[General Dryness]

36 minutes ago, Carvalho Diablo said:

I bet her dad still puts her in the bath.

'If I take my thumb out you'll sink, love".

[General Dryness]

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

21 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

Closer.

 

In fact, it's...

 

 

... Zola Budd.

I knew it. 

[Strontium]

5 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

Would make for a great Guess the Celebrity competition...

 

 

They can blindfold me, I'll have a stab based on taste alone.

[Bjornebye]

1 hour ago, General Dryness said:

'If I take my thumb out you'll sink, love".

Hahahaha fuck sake 

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, Elite said:

Or Fuckable hosted by Warwick Davis

Snatchphrase 

[Carvalho Diablo]

Wankety Wank

[Chip Butty]

The Cuckold Waltz

[Numero Veinticinco]

Blind Gape

[Dr Nowt]

It’s A Knobout.

[Dr Nowt]

Call My Muff.

[Numero Veinticinco]

8 out of 10 Snatch. 

[Elite]

Cuntdown

[Aventus]

Cockbusters

[Dr Nowt]

Celebrity Juice.