Old People Driving

[jimmycase]

In a thread about old people driving what the fuck did you expect? Go and start a 18-35 male drivers thread and let's see what we can add to that.

 

In fact, off topic... A large majority of 18-35 male drivers are absolute bell ends and YES they should be re tested if they continually commit road traffic offences. 

 

The vast majority of old drivers are not absolute bell ends, they are simply 'due to their age' not actually competent to be on the road. Because of the alternatives they continue to drive anyway, I don't blame them but I do think more should be done to get them off the road. Just as I do the absolute bell ends that are either male or female that cannot fucking drive. 

 

Yeah I guess reasoned balance comments was probably beyond you.

 

The old fuckers who cause accidents are normally doing 8mph. The cunts under 25 involved in accidents are usually doing 80.

 

That's why I'm paying over a grand to get my kids insured on a mini.

 

And that makes a difference how? You're paying a grand+ for your kids because 'kids' have more fucking accidents than any other age group.

[stringvest]

That was sort of my point.

[jimmycase]

That was sort of my point.

 

Ah, so just poorly presented then. Fair enough.

[stringvest]

Ah, so just poorly presented then. Fair enough.

 

that's me all over.  I'm a right state.

[Rico1304]

that's me all over. I'm a right state.

Hand your licence over when you next collect your viagra.

[mattyq]

that's me all over.  I'm a right state.

Get your nurse to give you another bedbath

You were chipper for weeks afterwards

[Dr Nowt]

that's me all over. I'm a right state.

Hi, I can't perform basic comprehension but I'm going to try and condescend to you.

[stringvest]

Hi, I can't perform basic comprehension but I'm going to try and condescend to you.

 

I'm in a generous, loving, giving mood today.  He can have that one without fear of retribution. 

[stringvest]

Get your nurse to give you another bedbath

You were chipper for weeks afterwards

 

He had lovely hands as well. 

[Dr Nowt]

I'm in a generous, loving, giving mood today. He can have that one without fear of retribution.

Best way when faced with a chippy helmet just making a tit of himself.

[stringvest]

Hand your licence over when you next collect your viagra.

 

You have to.  You can't drive over a speed bump on the viagra without wanting to shag the glovebox. 

[stringvest]

Best way when faced with a chippy helmet just making a tit of himself.

 

Bit tit chippy helmet rubbish

[Dr Nowt]

Bit tit chippy helmet rubbish

Ace.

[VladimirIlyich]

Whats the disagreement in here then?

It seems the thread is regarding senior drivers,around the 70+ age bracket so no need for hostility. It is pretty much a fact that younger drivers,18-25 ish,are equally at fault for road accidents too. I think the difference is that the older drivers are more likely to hurt themselves while the younger ones are also likely to involve others too.

As for Stringers ,JimmyCase,I'd say that 'When experience speaks,inexperience should listen.'

[ZonkoVille77]

Off the road at 70. End of. They can have roller skates

[Carvalho Diablo]

Just watched Tony Soprano's Ma absent mindedly now down and break her friend's pelvis; laughed out loud.

 

Old crazy people driving ? What can I say ? It's to be encouraged.

[stringvest]

I think once you get to 70 years old all speed limits should be waived.  Go out in a fireball of glory.  Mow down a load of lids and drive over a cliff at 90mph with Ken Bruce blaring out of the windows. 

[Captain Turdseye]

I have to go down a country road and through a village on the school run and most of the way along there’s just about enough space for two cars to pass. Yesterday morning I had my kids in the car and an old dear came zooming along in the opposite direction in a KA, squinting over the steering wheel trying to see where she was going. She wasn’t just in the middle of the road, she was essentially all the way over onto the right hand side. I saw her coming, slowed right down to 10mph and still she made no effort to even move over. I ended up having to drive up onto a grass verge just to get out of the way of the mad cunt.