Inequality

[SasaS]

2 hours ago, YorkshireRed said:

Should be a shoe in for employee of the week. 

And I made some 30 bucks off Bezos. Go Jeff!

[Numero Veinticinco]

2 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Jeff Bezos must have put in a hell of a shift yesterday: apparently, he "earned" $13 billion in24 hours.

 

I reckon he deserves a lie-in today.

 

 

 

 

A hero of the modern age. Just had some stuff delivered that I hadn't even ordered yet and didn't need. Fucking amazing deal. 

[Geoff Woade]

If you had Jeff money what would you spend it on?

 

I’ve zero interest in hearing about donating to charity / paying taxes etc, that’s a given. 
 

What I want to know if full, childish selfishness of what you’d spend your days doing / buying.

 

I’d be a walking cliche, mansions, supercars, yachts the size of cruise liners, private jets the size of A380’s to places all over the world, the best of everything, not giving fuck and doing exactly as I wanted. As much as it’s your duty to pay the taxes etc I also see it as it being your duty to get that money spent and into the economy.

 

Ive seen him talk about space travel but fuck that, too risky, don’t get the fascination, I bet anyone who does go will be secretly bored after a few days.

[Section_31]

6 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

If you had Jeff money what would you spend it on?

 

I’ve zero interest in hearing about donating to charity / paying taxes etc, that’s a given. 
 

What I want to know if full, childish selfishness of what you’d spend your days doing / buying.

 

I’d be a walking cliche, mansions, supercars, yachts the size of cruise liners, private jets the size of A380’s to places all over the world, the best of everything, not giving fuck and doing exactly as I wanted. As much as it’s your duty to pay the taxes etc I also see it as it being your duty to get that money spent and into the economy.

 

Ive seen him talk about space travel but fuck that, too risky, don’t get the fascination, I bet anyone who does go will be secretly bored after a few days.

Create some kind of port sunlight style socislist paradise, establish a business with housing for the staff and pay everyone well, pensions, social and sports clubs and watch the magic happen. All I'd ask is a picture of myself in head office, with jesus over one shoulder and shanks over the other.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

15 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

If you had Jeff money what would you spend it on?

 

I’ve zero interest in hearing about donating to charity / paying taxes etc, that’s a given. 
 

What I want to know if full, childish selfishness of what you’d spend your days doing / buying.

 

I’d be a walking cliche, mansions, supercars, yachts the size of cruise liners, private jets the size of A380’s to places all over the world, the best of everything, not giving fuck and doing exactly as I wanted. As much as it’s your duty to pay the taxes etc I also see it as it being your duty to get that money spent and into the economy.

 

Ive seen him talk about space travel but fuck that, too risky, don’t get the fascination, I bet anyone who does go will be secretly bored after a few days.

 

I'd buy the mancs and ruin the cunts. 

[Jairzinho]

30 minutes ago, Geoff Woade said:

If you had Jeff money what would you spend it on?

 

I’ve zero interest in hearing about donating to charity / paying taxes etc, that’s a given. 
 

What I want to know if full, childish selfishness of what you’d spend your days doing / buying.

 

I’d be a walking cliche, mansions, supercars, yachts the size of cruise liners, private jets the size of A380’s to places all over the world, the best of everything, not giving fuck and doing exactly as I wanted. As much as it’s your duty to pay the taxes etc I also see it as it being your duty to get that money spent and into the economy.

 

Ive seen him talk about space travel but fuck that, too risky, don’t get the fascination, I bet anyone who does go will be secretly bored after a few days.

An army.

First morning, take France. Then I'd consider my next move.

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, Jairzinho said:

An army.

First morning, take France. Then I'd consider my next move.

I've always wanted a Roman legion. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I'd make my company the place everybody would love to work for. That doesn't mean a slide instead of stairs or you can bring your pet in and all drink fucking green tea. Id treat them like adults who have responsibilities and pay a living wage and if they took the piss I'd have them knee capped from my pirate island of big titty hookers.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

I've always wanted a Roman legion. 

 

Imagine the faces on the locals as you marched your Legion into a Tory Town and devastated their bowling greens. 

[Strontium]

2 hours ago, Jairzinho said:

An army.

First morning, take France. Then I'd consider my next move.

 

I don't think it'd take as long as a morning to conquer France.

[Jairzinho]

26 minutes ago, Strontium Dog™ said:

 

I don't think it'd take as long as a morning to conquer France.

I have factored in coffee and croissants.

[SasaS]

The French are hilarious. Like the 20,000 that died defending Dunkirk so the British can escape. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I quite like how they got rid of the monarchy and dont let their government shit on them too much. I'd also love to live in the south of France.

[Jairzinho]

1 hour ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I quite like how they got rid of the monarchy and dont let their government shit on them too much. I'd also love to live in the south of France.

Yeah, if we're honest, they're quite good at stuff.

[VladimirIlyich]

21 minutes ago, Jairzinho said:

Yeah, if we're honest, they're quite good at stuff.

Apart from building cars!

[Jairzinho]

44 minutes ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Apart from building cars!

Every car I've ever bought has been French.

[Section_31]

4 hours ago, SasaS said:

The French are hilarious. Like the 20,000 that died defending Dunkirk so the British can escape. 

The French fielded two full divisions of Waffen SS who fought in the final battle of Berlin. The Vichy French were on the verge of handing over the French navy to the Germans so Churchill got the Royal Navy to sink them. Their maltreatment of ethnic germans in their territory after the first World War also helped sow the seeds for Germany retaking the territory and being welcomed with open arms. In fact, their insistence on such harsh terms in the treaty of Versailles (which the British thought were OTT) helped lay the groundwork for the rise of extremist parties in Germany in the first place.

 

The French also had a team on the ground in the Falklands showing the Argentines how to use the exocets they'd sold them. 

 

De Gaul spent the war hiding under the bed in London then returned to Paris a conquering hero, later objecting to Britain's entry to the EEC and trying to pull out of Nato.

 

First World War

Second world war 

Viet Nam

 

The french have got form for dragging people into wars and promptly getting battered, then shitting on the people who bailed them out. 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

1 hour ago, Jairzinho said:

Every car I've ever bought has been French.

 

You have my sympathy. 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

27 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

The French fielded two full divisions of Waffen SS who fought in the final battle of Berlin. The Vichy French were on the verge of handing over the French navy to the Germans so Churchill got the Royal Navy to sink them. Their maltreatment of ethnic germans in their territory after the first World War also helped sow the seeds for Germany retaking the territory and being welcomed with open arms. In fact, their insistence on such harsh terms in the treaty of Versailles (which the British thought were OTT) helped lay the groundwork for the rise of extremist parties in Germany in the first place.

 

The French also had a team on the ground in the Falklands showing the Argentines how to use the exocets they'd sold them. 

 

De Gaul spent the war hiding under the bed in London then returned to Paris a conquering hero, later objecting to Britain's entry to the EEC and trying to pull out of Nato.

 

First World War

Second world war 

Viet Nam

 

The french have got form for dragging people into wars and promptly getting battered, then shitting on the people who bailed them out. 

 

Yeah, the French part in Vietnam was pretty shocking. I always get the feeling they just wanted to be as big as The English and the Romans at being cunts, but always fell short. 

[Rico1304]

12 minutes ago, Pistonbroke said:

Yeah, the French part in Vietnam was pretty shocking. I always get the feeling they just wanted to be as big as The English and the Romans at being cunts, but always fell short. 

That’s racist. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

$189 billion would buy a lot of cheese.

[Captain Turdseye]

I’d buy myself a four year old BMW convertible. 

[SasaS]

12 hours ago, Section_31 said:

The French fielded two full divisions of Waffen SS who fought in the final battle of Berlin. The Vichy French were on the verge of handing over the French navy to the Germans so Churchill got the Royal Navy to sink them. Their maltreatment of ethnic germans in their territory after the first World War also helped sow the seeds for Germany retaking the territory and being welcomed with open arms. In fact, their insistence on such harsh terms in the treaty of Versailles (which the British thought were OTT) helped lay the groundwork for the rise of extremist parties in Germany in the first place.

 

The French also had a team on the ground in the Falklands showing the Argentines how to use the exocets they'd sold them. 

 

De Gaul spent the war hiding under the bed in London then returned to Paris a conquering hero, later objecting to Britain's entry to the EEC and trying to pull out of Nato.

 

First World War

Second world war 

Viet Nam

 

The french have got form for dragging people into wars and promptly getting battered, then shitting on the people who bailed them out. 

 

 

France had more military casualties than Britain in the WWI.

 

As to the attack on to French navy in 1940 which killed 1300 French sailors, I don't think it is something to be proud of.

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I’d buy myself a four year old BMW convertible. 

What would it convert into? 

[KMD7]

On 22/07/2020 at 11:25, AngryofTuebrook said:

Jeff Bezos must have put in a hell of a shift yesterday: apparently, he "earned" $13 billion in24 hours.

 

I reckon he deserves a lie-in today.

 

 

 

Pace money so it doesn't count