Daniel Sturridge - 2020

[an tha]

What do you want Klopp to come out and say? Sturridge has a contract and we have to pay that. If no one else wants him, and why would they, we’re stuck with him. So he may as well try and get a tune out of him. I just think comments like “It beggars belief that yet again Klopp is falling down the can get a tune out of Sturridge hole“ are fucking stupid. Someone may well be stupid enough to take him off us, But to be critical of Klopp for trying to put a

positive spin on it, maybe even to alert other clubs, is ridiculous.

Klopp can say what he wants about him - I couldn't care less about that...I am though bothered that we seem to be happily not getting in a better striker that we can use when needed - someone who won't go missing when required, which over a long season where hopefully we put in a proper title challenge etc we will require.

[Grinch]

Klopps talking up the cunt cause no one would be daft enough to take him and our budget seems spent on other areas. Fair enough, we’ve actually had a budget this year and signed some quality.

 

You’d have to think he’s a right moron to believe he’d get anything out of Sturridge, fit or not he’s never played two good games in a row for him.

[magicrat]

Sturridge: Liverpool return like getting back with my ex

 

It fucking isn't you prick. The ex girlfriend has fucked you off and is married with a couple of kids.

[lifetime fan]

His ex is a bloke?

[TheHowieLama]

His ex is a bloke?

 

Thats the rumour

[Guest]

Daniel Sturridge has likened Liverpool to a former girlfriend because Daniel Sturridge is mint.

 

Sturridge joined Liverpool in January 2013 and quickly established himself in the first team at Anfield.

 

He scored 35 goals in 49 games in his first season-and-a-half at the club, but was stopped in his tracks by a spate of injuries.

 

From 2014/15 to 2017/18, the 28-year-old has played just 98 games, scoring 28 goals.

 

But he has enjoyed a fine pre-season with Liverpool after a failed loan spell with West Brom, and is ready to challenge for a place in the first team again.

 

“I’ve never had any issues with anybody at the club,” he told ESPN. “I’ve never had any issues with the manager, with the staff. I love it here. I love the players, but sometimes you have to do something for you.

 

“It’s the same as, I don’t know, if you’ve been with a woman for a long time, and then you’re like, ‘Man, I don’t feel like it’s working out anymore.’ But then you go away, like, ‘Me and my girl’s relationship was kind of sweet still. I might have to go back there.’ It’s kind of like that.

 

“I don’t see myself going, but you never know what happens in the future. How I am now, I’m enjoying myself, and it’s a great vibe right now, so no complaints at all from me.

 

“Going away to West Brom, I learned, too. You learn things about football. You learn about yourself. You get to assess the situation from the outside, looking in.

 

“When you’re on the inside, there’s no other perspective but what you see on the inside. When you’re on the outside you get to look at things a little differently.

 

“How you can help, how you can fit in, how you can do certain things differently. So it was a good experience for me.”

[aws]

Stay fit. Score goals. Then we'll be happy for you to fuck us again.

[cloggypop]

Let's hope West Brom = The Ghost Of Christmas Yet To Come.

[polymerpunkah]

Welcome to Liverpool, Stan Durridge.

[Section_31]

What a bellend

[House of Dirk]

If he has pulled himself together, keeps himself fit and chucks in 12-15 goals this season, fair fucks to the bloke.

 

Yeah, its a massive 'if' . But if we can piss on the guy with the quotes he is coming out with, and lets face it, footballers do not make great philosophers, if he knuckles down and gets on with it, we need to acknowledge that too.

[the chimp]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1022957081106821120

 

He's a good lad as the link above shows.

[lifetime fan]

 

Daniel Sturridge has likened Liverpool to a former girlfriend because Daniel Sturridge is mint.

 

Sturridge joined Liverpool in January 2013 and quickly established himself in the first team at Anfield.

 

He scored 35 goals in 49 games in his first season-and-a-half at the club, but was stopped in his tracks by a spate of injuries.

 

From 2014/15 to 2017/18, the 28-year-old has played just 98 games, scoring 28 goals.

 

But he has enjoyed a fine pre-season with Liverpool after a failed loan spell with West Brom, and is ready to challenge for a place in the first team again.

 

“I’ve never had any issues with anybody at the club,” he told ESPN. “I’ve never had any issues with the manager, with the staff. I love it here. I love the players, but sometimes you have to do something for you.

 

“It’s the same as, I don’t know, if you’ve been with a woman for a long time, and then you’re like, ‘Man, I don’t feel like it’s working out anymore.’ But then you go away, like, ‘Me and my girl’s relationship was kind of sweet still. I might have to go back there.’ It’s kind of like that.

 

“I don’t see myself going, but you never know what happens in the future. How I am now, I’m enjoying myself, and it’s a great vibe right now, so no complaints at all from me.

 

“Going away to West Brom, I learned, too. You learn things about football. You learn about yourself. You get to assess the situation from the outside, looking in.

 

“When you’re on the inside, there’s no other perspective but what you see on the inside. When you’re on the outside you get to look at things a little differently.

 

“How you can help, how you can fit in, how you can do certain things differently. So it was a good experience for me.”

 

 

 

...'The shit I've got to look forward to when my contract runs out at Liverpool'.

[kemskem]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1022957081106821120

 

He's a good lad as the link above shows.

At the end of it he asked for wheelchair advice, though.

 

No, fair play.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

https://twitter.com/i/status/1022957081106821120

 

He's a good lad as the link above shows.

He always seems to have time for the fans (even away from cameras).

 

I know it's a massive set of "ifs" but if he can stay fit and get enough of a run of games to get sharp he will score like few players in the league.  

[magicrat]

Not falling for any of this crap, I think Sturridge will offer nothing next season. In a couple of months he will be back to his default position of pulling a sickie on match-day. Runs his contract down and gets a last payday , Hope I'm wrong but his credibility is zero in my book.

[TheHowieLama]

Klopp is playing this right -- when asked he said something along the lines of "we need a few good games out of him this year". TBH if he scores a handful of important goals offf the bench it will be an incredible return. 

 

 

Then - of course he is off.

[Grinch]

He always seems to have time for the fans (even away from cameras).

 

I know it's a massive set of "ifs" but if he can stay fit and get enough of a run of games to get sharp he will score like few players in the league.  

 

Hopefully not cause that will mean the much superior Firmino is missing for a stretch of games and as we've seen with Sturridge he'll either not be available or be unable to run if 'fit'.

[Captain]

I can't believe so many still think Sturridge will be boss if he can stay fit.

[Luckyhillkop]

I can't believe anyone would think Sturridge won't be boss if he stays fit.

[an tha]

I can't believe so many still think Sturridge will be boss if he can stay fit.

Some proper desperate wives syndrome on here.

 

He is a waste of space and when we need him this season - which we will, he will let us down.

 

This isn't a case of writing a fella off who has had 1 maybe two bad years...it was 2014 the last time this wage thief was any use to us.

 

Hasn't been available in December for example in his career since 2011.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I can't believe anyone would think Sturridge won't be boss if he stays fit.

If? Haha!

[Captain]

I can't believe anyone would think Sturridge won't be boss if he stays fit.

Because he can't fucking run anymore.

 

And jogging doesn't quite cut it.

[Grinch]

Because he can't fucking run anymore.

 

And jogging doesn't quite cut it.

Yup, he’s fit more often than not now and never any use. It’s genuinely like people don’t watch a Liverpool games.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Play him in a proper game and his head goes just like his legs. No one will buy him, no one but us will pay him. Free transfer awaits. Who would take him on? Won't be getting a six figure weekly salary after this season. Ask West Brom.